>>120924276Oh GOD FUCKING DAMMIT these fucking threads let me guess
>TMS>TMS>TMS>Trump Trump Trump>some feminism shit>Yakko isn't hot and slutty enough or something >not enough booba for fetishes but there is actually tons of booba just for people who have hot bodies weird faces fetishes insteadWhat's actually fucking wrong with Animaniacs 2020:
1. Written two fucking years ago, by the time the show actually airs, all the fucking jokes are old as shit and irrelevant. Also some horrible Apocalyptic thing happens every few months now. The fucking Olympics? Don't count on it. You're not making jokes about global pandemics or storming the Capitol and murdering people so you're not relevant to our new horrible reality.
2. The Warners are pussies instead of being badass and based, everything scares them, the other characters walk ALL OVER THEM instead of the other way around.
3. A VARIETY COMEDY show just...without the Variety, all the other characters that made the show what it is are gone! Now it's the same thing over and over. What Variety Show?
4. Some of the Pinky and the Brain shorts are way, WAY too COLDSTEEL THE EDGEHOG, I'm sorry you're not doing Prestige Cable TV Drama right now Wellesley Wild but Pinky and the Brain isn't Breaking Bad and the Brain isn't your edgy prestige anti-hero Walter White probing the moral conundrum and contradictions of his very soul, this is a silly cartoon about two mice who are friends for fuck's sake.
5. Dot has sucked out Yakko and Wakko's personalities and gets more and more of their bits, gags, and traits, meanwhile Yakko and Wakko get less and less to replace this with.
6. Nora Norita is just totally badass and unflappable and doesn't care what the Warner Siblings do like Plotz did.
7. HARDLY ANY FUCKING CHARACTERS IN THE ENTIRE SHOW. WHERE THE FUCK IS SLAPPY.
8. Boring pop and political humor aims for low-hanging fruit.
Could these problems all be fixed? Probably. Would /co/ care? No.
