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Anonymous Sat 13 Feb 02:08:42 2021 No.120876264 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>120876347 >>120876351 >>120876403 >>120876516 >>120876570 >>120876605 >>120876643

>Jessica Cruz will never break into your house and throw out all of the meat and dairy in your fridge

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Anonymous Sat 13 Feb 2021 02:10:45 No.120876297 Report

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she respects other people's beliefs she wouldn't do that, she'd scold you for it but wouldn't throw out your stuff
she only acts that cunt-y in the early episodes when she was the token vegan
she still is but it isn't as obnoxious

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Anonymous Sat 13 Feb 2021 02:12:23 No.120876334 Report

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>>120876297
I'm sorry, it was just a joke. lol

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Anonymous Sat 13 Feb 2021 02:13:04 No.120876347 Report

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>>120876264
>Jessica Cruz will never see that you're a grumpy loner on the way to becoming a school shooter and force her affection and support on you

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Anonymous Sat 13 Feb 2021 02:13:07 No.120876351 Report

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>>120876264
She isn't a meat eater people hater.
She respects her friends choices

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Anonymous Sat 13 Feb 2021 02:15:39 No.120876403 Report

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>>120876264
Why are they so perfect?

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Anonymous Sat 13 Feb 2021 02:22:47 No.120876516 Report

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>>120876264
>Zee will never bully you and rape your mind
why live

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Feb 2021 02:26:18 No.120876570 Report

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>>120876264
There should be more greentexts of the girls obsessing over Anons, I never get tired of those.

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Anonymous Sat 13 Feb 2021 02:28:29 No.120876605 Report

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>>120876264
Oh, she can have my meat, but I'll be taking her dairy.

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Anonymous Sat 13 Feb 2021 02:30:53 No.120876643 Report

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>>120876264
Ha! I have nothing but baking soda and beans in my fridge.

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Anonymous Sat 13 Feb 2021 02:33:11 No.120876681 Report

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>>120876570
>Karen really likes the new student, Anon
>Perhaps a little TOO much
>She's memorized the entirety of his schedule, so that she can "accidentally" bump into him on different occasions
>She set up hidden cameras around and inside his locker and house
>Anon can't seem to understand why some of his shirts went missing
>She made a huge poster of Anon, out of a secret photo she took of him
>She put it on the ceiling over her bed, so that it's the last thing she sees at night, and the first thing she sees in the morning
>Her favorite movie is watching Anon sleep through a hidden camera
>Sometimes she flies into his house, and whispers into his ear while he sleeps, that he should go out with Karen Beecher

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Anonymous Sat 13 Feb 2021 02:34:12 No.120876697 Report

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>>120876516
>zee will never be a real woman

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Feb 2021 02:34:17 No.120876699 Report

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>>120876681
>Karen was indulging in one of her favorite pastimes
>Listening in to Anon's phone conversations, while thinking of names for their future children
>She even picked out a wedding dress
>His voice was so relaxing to her
>Anon: "Alright bro, I'll talk to ya later. Right now, I need to go call my girlfriend."
>Karen snapped out of her fantasy
>"His what...?"
>Anon soon hung up and dialed up his GF
>Anon: "Hey babe, it's Anon. We still on for milkshakes today?"
>"Of course! See you at Sweet Justice, shnookums~"
>Karen couldn't believe what she was hearing
>The boy of her dreams was already dating someone?
>How could this be? How could she not have realized?
>Karen started to panic, all of her dreams and ambitions were crumbling around her
>"No..."
>She wouldn't sit idly by, while her precious Anon got snatched away by some homewrecker
>Donning her Bumblebee suit, she flew off to save Anon from making a terrible mistake

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Anonymous Sat 13 Feb 2021 02:36:10 No.120876733 Report

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>>120876697

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Anonymous Sat 13 Feb 2021 02:36:56 No.120876752 Report

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>>120876699
>Anon was walking out of his house and down the street, whistling to himself
>Bumblebee was watching him from a nearby tree
>She couldn't help but swoon
>There he was, just as beautiful as the day she first met him
>There's no way this other girl could be right for him
>What if she was trouble? What if she was dangerous?
>What if she breaks Anon's heart to such a degree, that he never loves again?!
>Karen shook off those imaginations
>She wouldn't let that happen
>Anon needed someone sweet and intelligent
>Someone who'd watch over him like a guardian angel
>Someone who knows him better than he knows himself
>"Focus Karen, focus!"
>Flying off into a bush behind a street corner, she resumed her secret identity, and "accidentally" bumped into Anon again
>Anon: "Oof! Oh, sorry about that, Karen. Man, we just keep bumping into each other."
>"Hehe, yeah! Small world, huh?"
>He was even more handsome in person, being this close was making her face heat up
>Anon: "Are... you okay? Do you have a fever?"
>"NO NO, I'M FINE! I'm fine! I, uh... what're you up to?"
>Anon: "I'm just heading over to hang out with my girlfriend."
>"I see... I'm so... happy... for you..."
>Saying those words made her nauseous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Feb 2021 02:38:28 No.120876776 Report

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>>120876752
>Anon: "Right... anyway, I'll see you later."
>Anon starts walking off
>"Ah!"
>Karen falls to the ground, holding her ankle
>Anon quickly turns around and runs to her side
>Anon: "Karen? What happened? Are you okay?"
>"I... I think I've twisted my ankle. I don't think I can walk."
>Lies, of course. But she found his concern for her well-being irresistible
>Anon: "Oh no, should I get you to a doctor?"
>"No no, just take me home... Mom will know what to do..."
>Anon hated the idea of making his girlfriend wait, but he just couldn't turn away from someone in need
>With that, he scooped Karen into his arms, princess-style
>"Eep!"
>Anon was surprised at how light she was
>Karen's face became beet red, as Anon carried her down the street
>Her heart was pounding like a hundred drums
>She looked up at Anon, he was like a valiant knight, carrying his bride
>She wanted this moment to last forever
>She felt like she was gonna melt into a puddle right then and there
>Anon looked down at Karen's face
>There was no denying how cute she was
>And for some reason, he kept having dreams telling him to go out with her
>It was so confusing for him
>Following her directions, he'd brought Karen to her house
>He laid her on her couch ever so gently
>"Thank you, Anon..."
>Inside her head however, Karen was giggling to herself
>("Perfect... I knew hanging around the Drama Club would pay off. Now I just need to prevent him from leaving...")

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Anonymous Sat 13 Feb 2021 02:38:39 No.120876783 Report

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>>120876733
Guess you don't know what's between Zee's legs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Feb 2021 02:40:42 No.120876813 Report

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>>120876776
>Anon: "Alright. Well, you rest up. I'll see you at school."
>Anon starts making his way towards the front door
>"Wait! You're not just gonna leave me here, are you? My mom doesn't get off work for another 3 hours."
>Anon: "I'm sorry, I wish I didn't have to. But I'd promised to meet my girlfriend at Sweet Justice. You'll be fine until she gets home."
>As Anon starts leaving again, Karen leans in and whispers to her AI device
>"Athena, lock the doors..."
>KA-CHIK!
>Anon grabs the door knob, but the door wouldn't budge, and there was no deadbolt to turn
>Anon: "What the? The door's stuck!"
>"Ooh, sorry. I forgot to tell you. The mechanical doors are on the fritz. They just won't open from the inside for some reason."
>Anon: "What?! Oh, that's not good. What am I supposed to tell my girlfriend?"
>"Looks like you'll just have to cancel your date. But that's okay, you can still hang out with me."
>"We could... watch a movie..."
>She started blushing again
>Anon let out a disappointed sigh
>Anon: "I guess I've got no choice... Wait here, I'll go make the call."
>Anon went into Karen's kitchen to tell his girlfriend the bad news
>The moment he left, Karen started squeeing to herself
>She actually did it, she managed to get herself alone with Anon
>This was the best day of her life
>Anon: "Huh? This shirt looks familiar..."
>Karen's eyes shot open
>"Oh no..."

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Anonymous Sat 13 Feb 2021 02:44:16 No.120876871 Report

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>>120876813
>"Athena, kill the lights!"
>Suddenly, the house went pitch black
>Caught by surprise, Anon slipped and fell on his butt
>Anon: "Ow...! What the?! What's wrong with this house?"
>"Phew... that was close..."
>"Now, where was I? Oh yes..."
>She presses a button on a remote
>Soft lights turn on, in the living room
>Perfect ambiance for a movie
>Anon slowly gets back to his feet, and makes his way back to the living room
>Anon: "Karen, all of the lights went out for some reason. Huh? Except those ones, apparently."
>"I know, I'm confused too. Are you okay? That sounded like a bad fall. Please, sit."
>She pats the spot beside her on the couch
>Anon sits beside her, as she turns on a movie
>It was a romantic comedy that she picked out for her first date with Anon
>As the movie went on, Karen kept sneaking glances at Anon
>His warmth, his smell, everything about him was so...
>Intoxicating
>Slowly, but surely, she started inching towards Anon
>"Anon..."
>Anon: "Yes Karen?"
>She started raising her hand towards him
>"I... I..."

>BOOM!!!

>All of a sudden, the front door was kicked off its hinges, and flew off into the hallway
>A shadowy silhouette was standing where it once was
>???: "So THIS is where you've been hiding."
>Anon: "H-Honey?"
>???: "Save it, Anon! You think it's funny standing me up on a date that YOU invited me to? Wait a minute..."
>As this mystery woman stepped inside, her appearance became clear
>"KARA?!"
>"KAREN?!"

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Anonymous Sat 13 Feb 2021 02:44:27 No.120876873 Report

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>>120876783
Jess, don't do this to me, please.

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Anonymous Sat 13 Feb 2021 02:45:35 No.120876888 Report

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>>120876871
>Anon: "Oh, this is bad... This is really really bad..."
>Kara: "Alright half pint, you've got 30 seconds to explain why MY boyfriend is in YOUR house!"
>"He was locked in here, he had no choice!"
>Kara: "Well, I certainly took care of THAT problem. Wait? Where's Anon?"
>Anon made a mad dash out of the house, not wanting to get involved in any potential violence
>"Oh now look what you've done, you've scared him away!"
>Kara: "Me?! He was supposed to meet ME at Sweet Justice! Lemme guess, you did the twisted ankle bit."
>Kara: (mockingly) "Ooh, I hurt my widdle ankle~ Pwease help me, Anon~"
>Karen started to fume
>"You don't deserve him!"
>Kara: "What was that?"
>"You heard me. Anon's the sweetest, most beautiful boy in Metropolis! He's wasted on someone like you!"
>Kara: "It's not my fault that I'm always on Anon's mind."
>"The only reason he notices you at all is your massive chest fat."
>Kara: "You take that back!"

>And so, a battle raged on between the 2 superheroines
>To nearby pedestrians, it sounded like they were throwing trucks at each other

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