>>120052258You haven't. The books you're whining about are typically written for the lowest common denominator of consumer, which means they have to be dumb enough that someone of very mediocre intelligence has to get it. Like you know how the Babylon Bee often goes ham-fisted in its satire and spells it out in neon letters who they're picking on? Same concept but with pew pew layers. Your target audience contains children and child-like individuals.
Being able to write something like Watchmen or another well regarded comic classes is not a day in the life for the professional industry of comics, neither in print nor online.
If you illustrated a hemmingway book and the art was even half decent, then great for you for achieving a pointless feat of total masturbation, because without a good advertising campaign that shit won't sell better than a plain text version of Hemmingway.
Comics are about action, punchy little vignettes and short stories. In a really good comic as much or more of the details are explained via the visuals, either with direct action or set dressing. This is like reading Golums riddles in "The Hobbit" and wondering why he didn't add a music sheet to make it sound catchier.