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Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 04:18:07 2020 No.119953568 View Reply Original Report

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How would you turn bill into a well trained family man?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 04:28:46 No.119953738 Report

Quoted By: >>119953765 >>119953901 >>119955920

I don't peg him as a family man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 04:30:25 No.119953765 Report

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>>119953738
We know it's you, show yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 04:31:23 No.119953786 Report

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>>119953568
any attempts to start a family with bill will end in disaster

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 04:33:09 No.119953818 Report

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>>119953786
Don't ruin femanons fantasies about domesticating Bill.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 04:34:09 No.119953837 Report

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>>119953568
Well first I'd make him take a shower. Then I'd send him to anger management and therapy to make him work on his paranoia. Finally I'd make him look for more constructive hobbies than consuming copious amounts of comic books, maybe wood work. Beyond that, the rest id up to him. You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.

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Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 04:34:37 No.119953852 Report

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>Mfw I'm waiting for the femanons and the femboy anons to come this thread and talk about how they want to be dominated or dominate bill.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 04:35:29 No.119953864 Report

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>>119953568
Men aren't for training. If I want that, I'll get a dog.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 04:37:16 No.119953901 Report

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>>119953738
Would pegging Bill make him less of a man?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 04:41:19 No.119953984 Report

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>>119953864
Men are dogs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 04:42:21 No.119954002 Report

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>>119953901
Can't be less than zero, so no.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 04:44:33 No.119954039 Report

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I should really add Eltingville shit to this image.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 04:45:20 No.119954055 Report

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>>119953568
First, I'd beat the shit outta him, then I'd tie him to a chair and force him to watch as I destroy and burn all of his comics and nerd stuff in front of him. Once I do that, I'd tell him he has wasted his life, I'd beat gum again and then I'd lock him up in a pit until I break his spirit. Get him out and make him work in a farm or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 04:46:59 No.119954077 Report

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>>119953984
Women are bitches

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 04:49:02 No.119954106 Report

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>>119953568
dating bill is the equivalent of having a /co/ bf. i dont think i could do it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 04:50:12 No.119954135 Report

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>>119953864
>>119953984
>>119954077
So..... make pets out of people....?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 04:50:19 No.119954142 Report

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>>119953765
>I don't peg him
why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 04:52:33 No.119954187 Report

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>>119954135
If that's what you're in to

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 04:53:43 No.119954202 Report

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>>119954142
Because I have a penis

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 04:56:44 No.119954259 Report

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I can't take it anymore femanons, just peg my boi pussy already.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 04:58:06 No.119954283 Report

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>>119954055
Hot. Imagine bill sweating and gasping after hours of work on the farm, cock throbbing. I hate to torture him so as a treat he can get a few comics a few times a year as he teaches our children about his hobbies

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 04:59:21 No.119954304 Report

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>>119953818
This is the end goal after all

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 04:59:23 No.119954306 Report

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Name of the comic plz.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 05:00:51 No.119954332 Report

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>>119954306
It's called Eltingville

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 05:01:05 No.119954337 Report

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>>119954306
The Eltingville Club, by Evan Dorkin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 05:01:55 No.119954350 Report

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>>119953568
you have to stop making these fucking threads. I know there's multiple bill fuckers on board, and I know one of you keeps posting this shit every week.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 05:02:06 No.119954352 Report

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>>119953568
Bill is literally built for bullying

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 05:02:41 No.119954357 Report

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Ah fuck it, this barely counts as a thread anyway so I'll ask: I have no idea how the female libido works, is it true that women generally can't actually jill off to porn but can to the dimestore romance novels? Is Monster x Girl just a degenerate male power fantasy or a female submission fantasy as well? Are female smellfags a real thing or just a made up coping mechanism for Italian neets? Is choking a normal thing or a sign of mental trauma and is the same the case for calling men 'Daddy'? Sex is terrifying to me, but I desire knowledge above all else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 05:04:56 No.119954379 Report

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>>119954357
there are no girls on the internet, champ

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 05:05:05 No.119954384 Report

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>>119954357
To answer your questions: women jerk off to dime store romance moves because they drawn upon visual and emotional cues more than anything. I’ve talked with people who get hot and bothered thinking about entire “SFW” actions that drive women sexually insane

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Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 05:05:56 No.119954396 Report

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>>119953568
Every time a thread like this is posted another little chunk of the goodwill I have towards femanons is whittled away. If your goal is to make men even more misogynistic than they already are, you're succeeding.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 05:06:24 No.119954401 Report

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>>119954357
women can get off to porn. idk who told you they couldn't. i've seen other women draw porn of themselves with monster and slasher characters, most of the time neither party is submissive. female smellfags probably exist. i think choking is weird and i'm not into it, same for the daddy kink stuff. but that's just me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 05:06:44 No.119954405 Report

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>>119954396
>woman talk about want fuck man on internets so now me hate women

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 05:07:08 No.119954411 Report

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>>119954396
That is our goal so good job anon. You made me horny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 05:07:34 No.119954419 Report

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>>119954357
Generally, sure. Reading works better than video.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 05:08:44 No.119954438 Report

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>>119954357
I can't speak for anyone but myself, but I'm a grill and I just got done "jilling" (god I fucking had that word) off to smut drawings I found on /trash/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 05:09:47 No.119954455 Report

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>>119954438
sorry hate* not had lol.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 05:10:08 No.119954468 Report

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>>119954396
Please tell me you look like Josh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 05:11:02 No.119954482 Report

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>>119954396
wait what kind of fucking sense does this make? You're angry because women are turned on by a male cartoon character? do you get angry at the men cooming in all the other /co/ threads?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 05:11:52 No.119954497 Report

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>>119954468
Based joshposter

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 05:14:57 No.119954549 Report

Quoted By: >>119954560 >>119954792

>>119954405
It's more about anons baiting this shit so hard to get girls in here.

>>119954411
Ew

>>119954468
Almost as chubby as him, don't have glasses anymore, and wouldn't be caught dead with a ponytail though I did consider putting it in one when it was longer. Seldom wear tees outside anymore tho, usually button-ups

>>119954482
If it was a single collection of characters from a small IP sure

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 05:15:06 No.119954551 Report

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>>119953568
>tell him that his comic and tv obsessions aren’t healthy but not in salvageable
>watch his favorite shows with him
>slowly build up a relationship with him as you bond over your love of comics and cartoons

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 05:15:42 No.119954560 Report

Quoted By: >>119954676 >>119954828

>>119954549
There's not even a need to bait. /co/ is like 40% women. We're already in every thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 05:22:16 No.119954666 Report

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>>119953568
His brains plus my genes would equals strong children. makes graga brain go awooga

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 05:23:23 No.119954676 Report

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>>119954560
Well I know that, but the way these chucklefucks act you'd think you were some rare commodity, even I was like that a few months ago when this shit revved up.

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Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 05:29:04 No.119954773 Report

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>>119954438
I'm afraid to ask, but... What kind of drawings?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 05:30:52 No.119954791 Report

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>>119954773
hyper cocks and bimbos. You know, normal Monday night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 05:30:57 No.119954792 Report

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>>119954549
>don't have glasses anymore
WTF? Why did you throw away the glasses anon? The rest can be forgiven provided your hair is still somewhat long and maybe unkempt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 05:32:30 No.119954807 Report

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>>119954411
Are you into agressive sex?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 05:34:10 No.119954828 Report

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>>119954560
>There's not even a need to bait. /co/ is like 40% women. We're already in every thread.
I don't believe that. In what threads do you even post? The capeshit ones?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 05:37:37 No.119954873 Report

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>>119954828
I'm not sure why that's hard to believe, women are like nearly half the global population and many of them like cartoons. Most of them probably post in threads that are relevant to their individual interests.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 05:37:51 No.119954877 Report

Quoted By: >>119954985

>>119954792
Don't need em, got laser eye surgery a few months ago, should be fine for another few decades. And it's growing out a bit though I try to keep it clean for the most part even if it looks like a rat's nest

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 05:38:06 No.119954882 Report

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>>119954828
Lots of threads. Lately it's been Disney Princess ones since I'm excited about all the upcoming series that got announced. Sometimes capeshit, sometimes nu-Ducktales. There's a DILF thread up now that I'm sure is crawling with both gays and femanons. We have varied interests just like you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 05:40:02 No.119954910 Report

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Why stay friends with him?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 05:42:41 No.119954953 Report

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>>119954828
You caught me. I only post in threads about small horses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 05:43:42 No.119954967 Report

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>>119954873
Because almost every single thread here is about dudes selfinserting with their waifus, gay gays selfinserting with their husbandos, or stupid fat nerd retards discussing the hottest capeshit shat by Tom King.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 05:44:44 No.119954985 Report

Quoted By: >>119955036

>>119954877
>laser eye surgery
Is it safe?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 05:48:53 No.119955036 Report

Quoted By: >>119955138

>>119954985
It's safe, but it stung like hell while they did it. Nurse did give me some anesthetic before the operation, but I think it'd worn off a bit before they started, freaked me the fuck out when it shouldn't have. Also had to be careful the first few weeks to make sure I didn't accidentally damage them, but it was fine.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 05:49:17 No.119955040 Report

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>>119954967
So you acknowledge husbando threads are popular, but you'd rather believe /co/ is filled with gay men than straight women?
I think that says more about you, buddy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 05:55:05 No.119955138 Report

Quoted By: >>119955236

>>119955036
Glad you're fine, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 05:56:20 No.119955162 Report

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>>119955040
It's true, just look at the fatfags threads like the chubby GF characters. There's bit a sibgle woman in sight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 06:01:29 No.119955236 Report

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>>119955138
Yeah, hope this is a good investment in the long run. Thank ya

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 06:04:29 No.119955282 Report

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>>119954828
I post basically everywhere... except the lesbian threads, since I assume those are mostly men

Smaugchad

Smaugchad Tue 29 Dec 2020 06:14:37 No.119955417 Report

Quoted By: >>119955434 >>119955501

>>119954357
Choking is an unbelievably common fetish for girls, at least the kind of girls I attract. On the other hand girls have very rarely called me "Daddy" during sex including girls much younger than me with obvious daddy issues. It seems like something most of them keep subconscious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 06:15:54 No.119955434 Report

Quoted By: >>119955475 >>119955501

>>119955417
We're all suicidal brcUse we hate ourselves lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 06:16:27 No.119955442 Report

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>>119955040
Yeah /co/ has always been a pretty faggy board.

Smaugchad

Smaugchad Tue 29 Dec 2020 06:18:44 No.119955475 Report

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>>119955434
That's why I drink whiskey and black coffee

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Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 06:21:18 No.119955501 Report

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>>119955417
>>119955434
At my rate, it'll never happen, but does the type of choke matter? Would a triangle choke during doggie style enhance or degrade the experience?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 06:24:10 No.119955544 Report

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>>119955501
Hang on, wrong term, I was thinking of the rear naked choke

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Smaugchad Tue 29 Dec 2020 06:26:28 No.119955570 Report

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>>119954357
Oh, and regarding "female smellfags" I've never encountered a full on jock-strap sniffer but women in general are just much more balanced about what they respond to. Smelling really amazing can make up for being a little bit ugly from most angles.

>>119955501
They want strong hands wrapped around their neck and squeezing

Smaugchad

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Smaugchad Tue 29 Dec 2020 06:30:15 No.119955632 Report

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>>119955544
No. Basically this. Cheryl is pretty over-the-top with it but in general the sex jokes in Archer ring true.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 06:51:42 No.119955900 Report

Quoted By: >>119956414

The choking shit always came off as some weird out, like you could claim it was noncon because he choked you, and an excuse like "she literally asked for it" wouldn't really fly. That's just me though

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Anonymous Tue 29 Dec 2020 06:53:00 No.119955920 Report

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>>119953738
...

Smaugchad

Smaugchad Tue 29 Dec 2020 07:33:47 No.119956414 Report

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>>119955900
Make a video of it if you're so worried

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