>>119745470>Era 1 Peridot sis“Cover your deformities you sub-Pebble powerless symbol of the darkest days in ‘our’ history, just because you can show them off doesn’t mean you should. Your assigned task is ‘recreational walk’, meet your distance quota or I will relieve you of your position as ‘the fun one’, meaning your purpose, and use you to power a Destabilizer. Which would certainly be more valuable to the Empire, I mean ‘republic’, than you currently are.”
>Era 1 Lapis sisYour job is now officially a high crime against the republic, so stop it and find a different job or hobby. Sass me again and I’ll demonstrate by showing you we can even be executioners in Era 3.”
>Era 1 Garnet sis“Its not your fault you’re stupid, just learn to pretend to be smarter or be as stupid as you want among other Garnets here in the sacred temple I’ve claimed as my vacation home. I’ll stick around for a while to make sure you don’t get stuck trying to walk the wrong way on the escalator or something.”
>Era 1 Pearl sis“Here’s the secret to my success: see those big, strong Quartzes? Just watch them run around, get sweaty, go in for a group hug, and everything will start to make sense.”
>Era 1 Amethyst sis“There’s plenty of things to do for yourself. Best thing to do is experiment until you find what feels good. For example, the size of your mouth can affect the flavor of food as much as its age. I tend towards three fists wide and seven months at room temperature for most things, but see what works for you!”
>Era 1 Fusion sis“Take this anchor, this rope, and that motorcycle but don’t ride it yet. Go west until you find a group of Amethysts. Wait one minute seven seconds, then approach them and offer to help. Don’t forget to smile at the one staring at you. If all goes well you’ll be able to join to Professor Flourite’s class for the rest of the semester.”
