"You were, after all, created in the 20s, when characters like yourself had no voice actors, and I don't even need mention Krazy Kat. Now it's the 20s again. Much in common with the last Gilded Age: stock markets soaring but salaries plummeting, pockets of fascism percolating throughout the world, but despite all that, people finding new means of expression, people seeking common ground and solidarity, advanced technology becoming commonplace, new ways to challenge the status quo. And that included sexual exploration. One wonders what cartoons might have become if the Code hadn't fallen on you in America. But the Code was nothing compared to the archives of the Institut für Sexualwissenschaft being gathered in a big pile in Bebelplatz and set ablaze. That was a crime not just against freedom, but against science.
"And Wakko, so that you don't misunderstand my motives, I must impress upon you that the scientific literature is unanimous on the deleterious effects of doctors, including psychologists, taking sexual advantage of their patients. And my wife and I are very happy together, and my own sexual appetites are not what they once were. But you have a whole reboot ahead of you, and you're in a unique position at a unique point in history. And I'm not exaggerating when I say that your blank crotch can save the world."