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Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 13:38:44 2020 No.119277361 View Reply Original Report

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>So anon, I couldn't help but notice that you're in the illegal possession of a waifu. You do know that the penalty for waifu possession is 20 years right? Care to explain yourself?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 13:39:46 No.119277372 Report

Quoted By: >>119278003

but Dredd senpai you are my husbando

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 13:41:20 No.119277393 Report

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Judge, sir, with all due respect, I unironically think OC is better and there's no real point to lusting after licensed characters

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 13:44:34 No.119277431 Report

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>>119277361
>even fucking Judge Dredd threads aren't allowed to be made without retarded memeshit
The fuck happened to this piece of shit board? Why and when did we let so many idiots in here? Am I the only one who notices? ... Or even cares? Fuck this. Fucking kill yourself, OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 13:44:35 No.119277433 Report

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My waifu is not an object, doughnut consumer.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 13:49:52 No.119277486 Report

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>>119277361
Actually officer, she's the one in possession of me. And by god that's the way I like it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 13:50:31 No.119277493 Report

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Fancy a go, Citizen?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 13:51:35 No.119277505 Report

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>>119277361
If I possessed my husbando, do you think I'd be this lonely mr judge ?

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Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 14:00:06 No.119277603 Report

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>>119277361
They aren’t my possessions Mr. Dredd, they’re a part of me. If you arrest me you’ll have to arrest the two of them as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 14:01:14 No.119277620 Report

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>>119277603
Well if it isn't the Dick Destrucution Duo

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 14:06:05 No.119277692 Report

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>>119277431
They typically are AFAIK, this one just so happens to have started with a meme, but I don't blame you for being unhappy about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 14:09:47 No.119277735 Report

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>>119277692
All I want is a real discussion, but it seems that nowadays it's borderline against the rules to have actual conversations. This is fucking ridiculous.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 14:31:05 No.119278003 Report

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>>119277372
Attempting to flatter a judge will earn you an extra five years

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 14:39:10 No.119278128 Report

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>>119278003
Okay, now you're taking this stupid memeshit too far. Even in the satirical nonsense world of Megacity One, no fucking way would FLATTERY be a crime.

And don't point at an issue where someone actually gets arrested for flattering a Judge, because fuck you. That's fucking stupid if that's real.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 14:40:26 No.119278143 Report

Quoted By: >>119279271

>>119277361
>You do know that the penalty for waifu possession is 20 years right?
No, actually, I did not. Where can I learn about the laws of this city, Judge?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 15:04:25 No.119278453 Report

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>>119277361
How am I possessing a waifu? I'm not a ghost, I can't possess people
Sit down Joe you're going senile

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Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 15:42:54 No.119278932 Report

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>>119278128
Hurting a Judge’s feelings, one million years

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 16:08:25 No.119279271 Report

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>>119278143
From the LAW!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 16:49:25 No.119279840 Report

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>>119277486
Ok then, she goes to jail and you’re free to go

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 16:49:52 No.119279845 Report

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Fuck you, you Marshal Law rip off!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 16:50:58 No.119279861 Report

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>>119278932
Based and anything proof shield pilled

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Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 16:52:26 No.119279880 Report

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>>119277361
This is all a misunderstanding, sir. I've got my Waifu license right here. In fact, weren't you the one who presided over my exam?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 16:53:06 No.119279891 Report

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>>119278128
>Even in the satirical nonsense world of Megacity One, no fucking way would FLATTERY be a crime
Falls under familiarity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 16:55:18 No.119279917 Report

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>>119277361
So you know that whole "ignorance of the law is no excuse" thing that Dredd clearly leans in to? What happens when it's a dumb fucking law like this theoretical one, one where there's literally no fucking way anyone would even think it's illegal?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 17:33:05 No.119280476 Report

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>>119279917
He'd probably take you down for all laws, even if its a law that literally none of the other Judges care about.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 19:04:06 No.119281911 Report

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>>119277361
Gee, Judge, may I ask where your waifu is?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 19:32:03 No.119282456 Report

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>>119281911

Justice obviously.

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY Fri 27 Nov 2020 19:36:07 No.119282543 Report

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I don't think you can possess a waifu, sir. Thats slavery.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 19:36:45 No.119282554 Report

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>>119278128
Two words: Goldfish license.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 20:18:24 No.119283334 Report

Quoted By: >>119283569

>>119282543
Eighteen months for not shutting up, Citizen Boco.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 20:27:49 No.119283477 Report

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>>119277361
Fuck your nanny state based on bongland you bitch ass, boring character.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 20:32:31 No.119283548 Report

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>>119278128
You're talking about a world where sugar is banned, citizens are paid not to work despite the fact it increases crime, and sex robots of judges are banned.

Flattery is nothing.

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY Fri 27 Nov 2020 20:33:40 No.119283569 Report

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>>119283334

Someone call me a lawyer!

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Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 20:37:56 No.119283640 Report

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>>119277361
>I have nothing else....

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Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 20:41:37 No.119283702 Report

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But judge, I don't see the crime listed here!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 20:46:10 No.119283777 Report

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>>119283702
Cheeking a judge, obstruction AND resisting arrest?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 21:38:32 No.119284715 Report

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Judge Anon is fucked when they raid him and discover his waifu is a Chief Judge.

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Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 21:40:55 No.119284762 Report

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>>119283702
>possessing drugs carries a 6 month sentence
>sugar carries a minimum 10 year sentence

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 21:42:37 No.119284799 Report

Quoted By: >>119285689

>>119283702
So is it just assumed that in the Judge Dredd-verse that literally everyone who exists within it is going to go to prison at some point? Because goddamn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 21:49:30 No.119284922 Report

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>>119277361
Nope, I can't explain. I'll take the 20 years.

Its Dredd, why the fuck even try and weasel out of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 22:20:31 No.119285573 Report

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>>119283569
Another twelve months for attempted collusion with criminals, Citizen. And another eighteen months for attempting to instigate collaboration in said attempted collusion.

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Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 22:23:31 No.119285641 Report

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>>119277361
waifus are a part of my religious beliefs, Judge.

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY Fri 27 Nov 2020 22:23:46 No.119285649 Report

Quoted By: >>119285762

>>119285573

What, I never even found out if I had a waifu!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 22:25:18 No.119285683 Report

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>>119283702
There’s a whole bunch of interesting things here, like the absence of a death penalty. Of course we see that a Judge can sentence someone to death, as in Dredd v Griffin and Cal v Mega-City One.

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Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 22:25:29 No.119285689 Report

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>>119284799
There are worse Judges in that universe, believe me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 22:27:32 No.119285735 Report

Quoted By: >>119285798

>>119285683
I think it's safe to assume death being dealt as a sentence is usually something that happens while the Judge is trying to physically get you for the cubes. If you're shooting at a Judge and they shoot back, you're probably going to die, and that's your death sentence right there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 22:28:51 No.119285762 Report

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>>119285649
That is your responsibility, Citizen. Be aware that legal praxis with regard to waifus may have changed upon your release, and that obeying the law is your responsibility. Ignorance is no excuse. I only mention this due to new sensitivity directives and you should not confuse this with empathy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 22:30:55 No.119285798 Report

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>>119285735
Judges kill people right and left but it’s not a formal death sentence. IIRC there’s an early strip where Dredd sentences a jaywalker, the idiot tries to bribe him, and then when he runs Dredd just plugs him.

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Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 22:58:04 No.119286320 Report

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>>119277361
>impersonating a judge
That's life in the iso-cube, creep!

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Anonymous Fri 27 Nov 2020 22:59:37 No.119286351 Report

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