>>119163887"Okay, let's see who we're keeping. Rita the cat?"
NIGHTCLUB SINGERS ARE A PROBLEMATIC EXAMPLE OF GENDER INEQUALITY, AS WOMEN ARE REQUIRED TO USE SEXUALITY COMPARED TO MEN! DO YOU SEE THE WAY SHE'S SENSUALLY ANIMATED?
"Runt the dog?"
CLEARLY MAKING FUN OF THE MENTALLY DIFFERENTLY ABLED, YOU MONSTER.
"Minerva Mink?"
(FOAMING AT THE MOUTH WITH RAGE)
"Buttons and Mindy"
WHY DO YOU WANT TO SHOWCASE STRONG YOUNG WOMEN FOOLISHLY PUTTING THEMSELVES INTO DANGER AND NEEDING TO BE RESCUSED BY A MALE!
"Hello Nurse?"
(EYE TWITCHES/HAVING STROKE)
"The Hip Hippos?"
THE DIFFERENTLY BODIED ARE NOT A JOKE! FOREIGN ACCENTS ARE NOT A JOKE! HEALTHY AT EVERY SIZE! HOW DARE YOU!
"Ah, they weren't that funny anyway. How about Slappy and Skippy?"
SKIPPY MUST GO. WE'RE REMOVING ANY NON-ANTAGONISTIC CHARACTERS THAT WERE BASED FROM WHITE MALE PERSONALITY TRAITS AND REPLACING THEM WITH SASSY WOMEN OF COLOR. SLAPPY'S CHARACTER OVERLAPS WITH THAT, SO SHE HAS TO GO TOO. INFACT WE'VE NOW DECIDED THAT SLAPPY BEING SASSY IS CULTURAL APPROPRIATATION AND RACIST!
"Katy Ka-Boom?"
HOW DARE YOU DEPICT TEENAGE GIRLS AS OVERREACTING OVER TRIVIAL MATTERS! I'M CANCELING YOU! I'M CALLING ON MY 50,000 TWITTER FOLLOWERS TO MAKE SURE YOU LOSE YOUR JOB AND YOUR LIFE IS RUINED FOREVER!
"The random story kid?"
WHITE...MALE...NON...ANTAGONIST. DID YOU NOT HEAR WHAT I SAID ABOUT SKIPPY?
"Good Idea, Bad Idea skeletons?"
OH, WE'LL BE INJECTING OUR BELIEFS ON "BAD IDEAS" BY PUTTING A POLITICALLY CHARGED STATEMENT INTO EVERY SINGLE SEGMENT. YOU KNOW SUBTLY. LIKE A HAMMER TO THE BACK OF YOUR SKULL.
"Good Feathers?"
WHAT'S GOOD FELLAS? SOMETHING OLD? IT HAS THE WORD "FELLAS" IN IT, SO I'M ALREADY TRIGGERED. JUST LOSE IT.
"Ah, no real loss there. And Thaddeus Plotz, the Warner Bros CEO?"
REPLACE HIM WITH A WOMAN OF COLOR! A STRONG WOMAN OF...
"Can she PLEASE at least somewhat of an antagonist?"
FINE, BUT WE'RE TALKING SHIT ABOUT TRUMP IN A SONG DURING HER FIRST APPEARANCE,
