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Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 17:29:00 2020 No.118974555 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>118974638 >>118974708 >>118974808 >>118979027 >>118980675 >>118981780 >>118981987 >>118984122

Imagine this being your mother

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 17:29:43 No.118974564 Report

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at least I would be half white.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 17:31:08 No.118974590 Report

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hehehehehehehe
My moms a slut

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 17:33:57 No.118974638 Report

Quoted By: >>118975381 >>118979123 >>118986785

>>118974555
Silly OP. My wife can't be my mom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 17:36:26 No.118974667 Report

Quoted By: >>118974688 >>118975164 >>118976774

>Sweetie, it's 3pm! Time for your tentacle dose~
>y-yes mom

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 17:37:33 No.118974688 Report

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>>118974667
Thanks mom

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 17:38:33 No.118974708 Report

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>>118974555
I don't want a slutmom.

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Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 17:46:07 No.118974808 Report

Quoted By: >>118974838 >>118975011 >>118975155 >>118975248

>>118974555
>be me
>be born
>her overdeveloped pelvic floor and adominals eject me at 0.1 c
>her loose pussy offers no resistance
>launched into orbit
>land in a monastery
>Raised as a devout christian
>Become a modern knight errant, on a quest to right wrongs
>Eventually meet some purple haired thot
>Smite her in the name of god

this is the only way she could be my mom that wouldn't result in me committing suicide the moment I could
suffer not the thot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 17:48:27 No.118974838 Report

Quoted By: >>118974885 >>118975155

>>118974808
>Smiting your mother
Your god would strike you down on the spot you fucking fool, you've never read a single piece of fiction before. The Byronic hero with unknown parentage doesn't just get to kill the mysterious woman and live his life unscathed.

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Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 17:51:34 No.118974885 Report

Quoted By: >>118974981 >>118979401

>>118974838
Watch Kamen Rider Drive. The main character Gou Shijima gets to kill his father after not knowing him for most of his life and finding out he was a terrible person.

Now bend over anon, its time for your medicine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 17:57:43 No.118974981 Report

Quoted By: >>118975077

>>118974885
>Unrepentant murderous villain father that committed terrible crimes, and even then Gou doesn't go full throttle
>Slutty mom that you hack down eagerly for "muh God"
Not remotely the same thing and they bear different dramatic repercussions

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 18:00:01 No.118975011 Report

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>>118974808
Lion El'Jonson is that you?

Cause sure as shit you sound gay as fuck

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 18:04:17 No.118975077 Report

Quoted By: >>118975228

>>118974981
What if Gou was raised by Zone-Tan instead? How would the series change when he becomes Kamen Rider Mach?

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Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 18:09:32 No.118975155 Report

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>>118974808
>>118974838
literally a passage that says never to strike your parent
but that's bible teaching
however...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 18:09:53 No.118975164 Report

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>>118974667
You rock mom. I'll spread the good word of tentacles in your name.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 18:13:25 No.118975228 Report

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>>118975077
He's pretty similar to canon Mach, only he makes a lot more sex jokes and he uses tentacles in fights against the roidmudes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 18:15:03 No.118975248 Report

Quoted By: >>118975663

>>118974808
>Eventually meet some purple haired thot

>"Oh ho, and what have we here? What a handsome young man you are, perhaps you need a momma to take care of you~?"
>"Silence, foul seductress! I know of you and your sinful ways, how you tempt good men to lust and evil, and I am here to end your tyranny for good!"
>"My my, how noble of yo!. A knight and monster fetish, then? I can certainly work with that!"
>"Enough! Have at you, demon!"
>"Alright, I don't mind a little foreplay. Just so you know, though...I NEVER hold back!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 18:17:59 No.118975299 Report

Quoted By: >>118975324 >>118985254

Since she's a demon do I get the same cool powers as Raven?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 18:18:33 No.118975312 Report

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>>118975228
Also in the final fight with Kamen Rider Golden Drive, Mach doesn't just beat him. He tentacle rapes Banno and when Mach climaxes, Banno explodes.

>Raping! Fapping! Both done at Mach speeds! Kamen Rider Ma-ach!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 18:19:36 No.118975324 Report

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>>118975299
Yup. Go nuts kid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 18:22:15 No.118975381 Report

Quoted By: >>118976241

>>118974638
why not?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 18:36:57 No.118975663 Report

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>>118975248
Sounds like the cutscene before a video game boss battle.

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Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 19:07:08 No.118976241 Report

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>>118975381
Because then I'd end up being like a combination between Norman Bates and Rebeltaxi.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 19:37:29 No.118976774 Report

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>>118974667
That sounds like an awesome mom

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Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 19:49:22 No.118976990 Report

Quoted By: >>118977600

>>118974708
Nope, not ok. You're getting your slut mom, so SIT DOWN!

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Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 20:27:32 No.118977600 Report

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>>118976990
I hate /gif/ for propagating Mom cukoldry

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Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 20:57:02 No.118978030 Report

Quoted By: >>118984200

Since it looks like the thread's gonna get archived, I might as well talk about my newest hallucination.

So today at work, me and my tulpas traveled to the world of Bubsy and fought against a demon version of Bubsy, who was angry at the fact that he couldn't get a dedicated fanbase to like him, so he just made a deal with a demon and became demon Bubsy. The hallucination ended when Bubsy used Bane's venom and became a jacked gigachad Bubsy. I'll be sure to get him next time.

I think I might get a job at an office since I've noticed that my hallucinations get stronger the more bland the environment is. I'm gonna have a whole bunch more hallucinations if I do that and I can't wait.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 21:22:30 No.118978449 Report

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>>118977600
Well I don't

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 21:54:32 No.118979027 Report

Quoted By: >>118979153 >>118980201

>>118974555
>At Xbox Live
>"I fucked your mom, loser!"
>"Yeah? Well I don't doubt it"
>"Wait what?"

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Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 21:59:34 No.118979123 Report

Quoted By: >>118981427 >>118981609

>>118974638

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 22:01:42 No.118979153 Report

Quoted By: >>118979448 >>118980201

>>118979027
>"I fucked your mom, loser!"
>I fucked my mom too so what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 22:18:53 No.118979401 Report

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>>118974885
Yes dear

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 22:22:36 No.118979448 Report

Quoted By: >>118980201 >>118980256

>>118979153
>Hey anyone here who hasn't fucked my mom...
Single hand rises and 10 min later.
>Ok we all good now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 23:06:29 No.118980201 Report

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>>118979027
>>118979153
>>118979448
I'm literally crying right now, literally everyone fucked my mom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 23:09:24 No.118980256 Report

Quoted By: >>118980337

>>118979448
>"Hey loser, guess what? That slut mom of yours sucked my dick all night long, how does it feel knowing that those lips kissed my dick?"
>"You better go check yourself for Gonorrhea"
>"I-I'm sorry?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 23:14:25 No.118980337 Report

Quoted By: >>118980649

>>118980256
>Bully goes to fuck MILF Zone
>Comes back to school, awkwardly avoiding everyone and has since become a quiet student that's well-behaved
>Apparently a strap-on can do wonders for problematic children

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Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 23:18:19 No.118980395 Report

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>You said you were just going out for a pack of vodka Mother, and here I find you've moved dimensions and started a porn show without me? You left Dad to die in the Three Legged Great Rape Off of 1980 Mom. WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME!

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Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 23:33:25 No.118980640 Report

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>>118980395
I only left you because I cared about your safety Jim. Nah I'm just kidding, I forgot about you and when I went back you were gone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 23:34:00 No.118980649 Report

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>>118980337
>"Oh my, hello! What can I do for you?"
>"You can suck my dick, for starters!"
>"...you must be that charming young man who's been making my son's life a living hell lately. Please, come in."
>"Yeah, yeah, whatever. I don't give a shit about that loser right now, I'm just here to fuck your brains out, lady!"
>"My, you're a confident one, aren't you? You want me to fuck you, then? Sure, let's take this to the bedroom, then."
>"Fuck yeah! You get on the bed like the slut you are!"
>"You're quite foul-mouthed for a boy your age, aren't you?"
>"Shut up, bitch, and take your clothes off!"
>"Ah ah ah, I think you might not fully understand the situation you're in."
>"Just sh-wait, wait, what the fuck? Let me go! What is this thing!?"
>"He's a friend of mine from work, those tentacles have quite a grip on them, don't they?"
>"Wh-what is it going to do to me!?"
>"Him? He's just here to keep you in position."
>"In...in position?"
>"You DID say you wanted me to fuck you, right?"
>"W-what?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 23:35:10 No.118980675 Report

Quoted By: >>118980946 >>118981002 >>118981070 >>118982395

>>118974555
>Father's a eldritch abomination
>Mother's is demonic slut
>I have countless half siblings with only a few of them I'm close too
>I'm the youngest so I get extra pressure because of that
>I'm often dragged to demon and eldritch parties because I'm the youngest
>My mom's friends are constantly trying to have sex with me while they're kids are trying to get me to do drugs, vandalize stuff ... and have sex with me
>My dads friends creep me out and gives me a head ache when I look directly at them, they're kids aren't much better
>At least my uncles Hastur and Asmodeus are cool

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 23:50:40 No.118980946 Report

Quoted By: >>118981501

>>118980675
>Coming to the CW

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 23:53:48 No.118981002 Report

Quoted By: >>118981097

>>118980675
>"I don't get it, uncle Asmodeus, why won't any of them take 'no' for an answer?"
>"HAVE YA TRIED STABBIN' ONE OF 'EM IN TH' DICK YET?"

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Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 23:58:43 No.118981070 Report

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>>118980675
>There's also that weird uncle of yours with a harem of your demon aunts
>They're all thirsty for you; he doesn't care, he just makes pancakes and plays RTS with you
>So of course, you spend most of your time with him after school
>But your girl classmates won't stop bothering you so they can "meet him"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2020 00:00:19 No.118981097 Report

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>>118981002
>"But whenever I try that they moan with pleasure from the stab wound and get even more horny."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2020 00:05:56 No.118981184 Report

Quoted By: >>118981565

>Anon sets up a dinner with his and his gf's family
>Turns out your gf, her mother and her father are already familiar with her and, on the table, anon has her family's approval...And both their phone numbers after a lot of winking

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2020 00:19:32 No.118981427 Report

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>>118979123
nice

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2020 00:19:57 No.118981438 Report

Quoted By: >>118981565

>Anon's gf spends a day out with Zone MILF
>Comes back with her brain filled with dopamine and her legs barely standing
>"What? I'm worried she might not be good for you, she barely lasted 15 minutes without becoming a slobbering mess"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2020 00:22:58 No.118981501 Report

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>>118980946
>It's the episode where the main character starts dating the concept of Tuesday.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2020 00:26:00 No.118981565 Report

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>>118981184
>>118981438
Okay but this is basically the Kenta's Horny Mom segment of Sexy Losers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2020 00:28:26 No.118981609 Report

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>>118979123
Shut up Senko
you're shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2020 00:37:37 No.118981780 Report

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>>118974555
She’s probably the mother of a lot of people given her habits, abilities, and the people she knows and spends time with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2020 00:50:30 No.118981987 Report

Quoted By: >>118982311

>>118974555
>I keep getting raped by my friends sisters and mothers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2020 01:11:40 No.118982311 Report

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>>118981987
Sounds like a light novel title

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Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2020 01:16:59 No.118982395 Report

Quoted By: >>118982423

>>118980675
>mfw pet is the is the only reason i havent gone insane yet

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2020 01:18:58 No.118982423 Report

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>>118982395
help me niggerman!

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Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2020 01:25:45 No.118982563 Report

Quoted By: >>118982600

That’s funny because my dad’s Zach Hadel

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2020 01:27:59 No.118982600 Report

Quoted By: >>118982646 >>118982713

>>118982563
Who rapes who in this situation?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2020 01:30:29 No.118982646 Report

Quoted By: >>118984032

>>118982600
Only Zach, I didn’t even know that she was my mom, when I tried calling her to ask about it, she just kept screaming that it never happened and eventually started crying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2020 01:35:27 No.118982713 Report

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>>118982600
Zach is asexual anon, he can perform mitosis to create new life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2020 01:37:53 No.118982759 Report

Quoted By: >>118982967

I miss when she was a loli

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2020 01:51:49 No.118982967 Report

Quoted By: >>118983308

>>118982759
I miss when you were a shota

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2020 02:13:50 No.118983308 Report

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>>118982967
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2020 02:27:11 No.118983544 Report

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>>118976241
Okie dokie

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2020 02:54:48 No.118984032 Report

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>>118982646
Your dad sounds amazing

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Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2020 03:01:15 No.118984122 Report

Quoted By: >>118984371

>>118974555
So I just found out that I've got fanart of myself and my tulpas and I'm honestly kind of delighted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2020 03:05:19 No.118984200 Report

Quoted By: >>118984233

>>118978030
what do you're other "selves" think of the recent fanart that came out

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Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2020 03:06:53 No.118984233 Report

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>>118984200
They also like it and think its cool.

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Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2020 03:17:24 No.118984371 Report

Quoted By: >>118984688

>>118984122
>was in the thread and saw pic related
>filename has been changed

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Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2020 03:38:22 No.118984688 Report

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>>118984371
Dude I didn’t make the fanart but I’m happy to save it to my computer

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2020 04:21:34 No.118985254 Report

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>>118975299
Will you become a superhero called Hentai-Man?

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Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2020 04:37:33 No.118985479 Report

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Well good night everyone. If the thread is still up tomorrow I might draw Zone-Tan as the God-Emperor of Humanity (Warhammer 40k). No one else has tried yet so I'll be the first.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Nov 2020 06:27:12 No.118986785 Report

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>>118974638
Didn’t stop Oedipus

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