Everytime I saw that naked man in a cell I dreaded the next minutes to come. Fuck those scenes were boring and those vampire dykes rambling about their relationship and a "Empire for women by women". It amuses me how they made those feminist vampire seem so fucking inept "I have an idea, instead of attacking these strong nations in the West let's go for East Europe first, Wallachia is specially weak after the war with Dracula" and "You know? Why don't we pay more money to our enemy's mercenaries so they fight on our side instead?" are considered bold and crazy schemes only "ideas girl" Carmilla could come up with>Alucard
What the fuck was that? I felt so fucking cheated. We could finally have some kitchen sink shit like the games, we could have a nod to Aria of Sorrow but noooo it's not a carbon copy of GoT enough yet, we gotta have some bad touch too. And what the fuck was the problem with these guys? They show up for less than a week, dude gives them lessons on fighting vampires, gives them access to the Belmont state and Dracula's castle, fucking cooks for them some nice meals and they go "YOU'RE JUST LIKE THE OTHER ONES WHY ARE YOU HIDING STUFF FROM US?!" and why the fuck did they need to have sex with him?
Really, what the fuck was their plan? I feel like people ignore this too much. What were they trying to accomplish with that?