>>118136463Tangled > Moana >> PatF >>>>>>> Frozen
Rewatching Frozen for the first time recently made me realize how awful the humor is. Super cringey forced relatable crap. Anna waking up, “I wanna stuff some chocolate in my face”, the whole sandwich part, etc. Not to mention how irritating Olaf was and how absolutely retarded the plot is. Anna hasn’t seen anybody for most of her life yet she mentions to Elsa people at their parents’ funeral were asking about her. All the shitty tongue in cheek jokes about princess tropes. The movie has one good song, and it isn’t even that good in the first place.
It’s like watching an Illumination parody of Disney Princess movies, except it’s actually Disney and somehow profitable. Tangled and Moana have great stories, great music and endearing protagonists. Not whatever the fuck Anna and Elsa’s characters were.
