>"Alright, get to it."
>"..."
>"What's the hold up? You want the scale, right? You're not getting the figure unless you work for it."
>"Damn it, accept money like a normal fucking person!"
>"Last I checked, you only have $100 left, anyone selling it now would easily be able to ask for double, so what makes you deserving of the original price? You were late, and you missed out. Tough shit."
>"All you whores are the same, thinking you can invade spaces WE made and girl it up with your feminist bullshit and-"
>"Hey man, if you don't want it, I can gladly take it home. You know what I'm gonna do with the scale? I'm gonna put a tiny, frilly, bow on him. Right over the bat ears."
>"YOU BITCH!"
>"Woah, woah, woah! You really thought you could just grab him and run? Thought you were smarter than that. I was gonna let you have him after like two licks, but you know what, now you have to get me off. Do you best, put that loud mouth to good use, and you'll get him. Bite or otherwise try and hurt me, and I snap his head off. 'Help me, Bill, you're my only hope', he says. Batman NEEDS you."
>"...."
>"Oh, thaaaat's a good boy. Keep it up. You know, you're so much cuter with your head down there, not talking. I'm gonna guess you don't know where the clit is though, because your technique is SHIT. Buuuuuut, I think you're well on your way to earning him."
>"..."
>"Oooh, there's hope for you yet, Billy boy."
