>>118073986I can clearly see that Gwenpool is waifu bait but I don’t care because she’s the best waifu bait ever! I wanna hammer my nails into her plank of wood. Shuffle her documents, stuff her turkey, spread her rumors, butter her muffins, vinegar her chips, mix her batter, flip her pancakes, stuff her balot box, clean her windshield, shake hands with her president, pound her puppies, fold her laundry, empty her dishwasher, pop her balloons, tear open her amazon package, Zone her tans, eat her out like chicken tenders, flip through her book, split open her atoms, reenact the bombing of Hiroshima inside of her, yell into her microphone, disassemble her LEGO set, ping her pong, turn her on and off like a malfunctioning VCR, cross her bridge, pop her pills, explode her Krypton, blow on her cartridge, sour her puss, slam her poetry, or in basic terms, I WANT TO FUCK HER!
