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Batkek and Primeboy's fight rages on, and their clash threatens to destabilize the entire multiverse. Superman and Batman desperately attempt to stop them. It involves a convoluted and silly plan where they seek the help of Adam West Batman and Christopher Reeve Superman. Adam West Batman calculates that if Reeve Superman flies around the entire Dark Multiverse at a certain speed, he can reverse all the damage that Batkeks has caused. Reeve Superman is uncertain, he's never flown that fast and that far before. One mistake and everything could go nuclear. But West Batman tells him that so long as his heart is filled with the desire to do good, that if he truly is the man who represents Truth, Justice and the American Way, there's no way he could fail. Reeve Superman, taking West Batman's words to heart, is filled with a tremendous energy, and the plan is put into action. Batkeks is defeated and Primeboy is sealed into the deepest reaches of the Dark Multiverse forever, and Westman and Reeveman depart for their own universes. Superman says "Welp, sure glad THAT'S over." But then suddenly, a voice booms out. "FOOLS, NOTHING IS OVER. FOR NOW YOU FACE THE WRATH OF THE SUPERMAN WHO BALDS!!" And then Superman goes, "Well, here we go again! Event over."