>>117637194No kidding, there are some real groaners in here.
>Bad news: I spilled coffee on my keyboard>Good news: It’s all under control>Why do communists drink coffee?>Because proper tea is theft!>To the person who stole my coffee, my lamp, and my parrot, I don’t know how you sleep at night!>What should you do if drinking coffee hurts your eyes?>Take the spoon out of the cup.>An ISS astronaut says to his colleague, "I can't find any milk for my coffee.">His friend replies, "In space no one can. Here, use cream.">My husband died after falling into a giant vat of coffee at work. He didn't suffer, it was instant.>How did the hipster burn his lips?>He drank his coffee before it was cool. 
