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Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 11:07:58 2020 No.117378014 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>117378047 >>117378050 >>117378080 >>117378449 >>117378630 >>117378663 >>117378790 >>117378815 >>117378875 >>117379695

Why didn’t Superman beat the shit out of Shazam for “dating” Stargirl?

As far as superman knew it was a grown man “dating” a 14 year old girl

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 11:11:58 No.117378047 Report

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>>117378014
Billy breaks up with Stargirl not too long after this. At this point it was just rumors, so by the time Superman would get involved the relationship is already over.

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Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 11:12:11 No.117378050 Report

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>>117378014
Superman knew though.

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Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 11:15:04 No.117378080 Report

Quoted By: >>117378151 >>117378193 >>117378481 >>117378488

>>117378014
Superman is cool with that kind of thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 11:23:48 No.117378151 Report

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>>117378080
Based Supes, batvirgins take note

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Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 11:29:12 No.117378193 Report

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>>117378080
Hal Jordan was a pedo too. Why is this so common?

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Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 11:30:24 No.117378197 Report

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>>117378151
Don't worry about us

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 11:32:26 No.117378210 Report

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>>117378193
based elf-fucker

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 12:01:10 No.117378449 Report

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>>117378014
that's captain marvel, not the nerfed as fuck shazam. CA could beat the shit out of Superman and knock him out with one punch

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 12:04:13 No.117378481 Report

Quoted By: >>117379207

>>117378080
>everyone and their dog posts this panel, which is Supes giving Lana a consolation kiss because she found out Lois wins
>no one posts those pages from the same mini where Batman marries his adopted granddaughter

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 12:05:56 No.117378488 Report

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>>117378080
Now that's what I call...
Seduction of the Innocent

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 12:21:06 No.117378630 Report

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>>117378014
Superman's from Kansas. He's okay with that kinda stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 12:25:33 No.117378663 Report

Quoted By: >>117378732

>>117378014
Superman isn't a thug who goes around trying to solve all his problems with his fists. He'd probably try talking to him first

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 12:28:31 No.117378684 Report

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I like both pairings for Courtney
Stargirl/Atom Smasher
Stargirl/Shazam

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 12:33:35 No.117378732 Report

Quoted By: >>117378761 >>117379176

>>117378663
>try talking to a sexual predator

And say what? He’s already ruined her for life and traumatised her

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 12:36:44 No.117378761 Report

Quoted By: >>117378789 >>117379201

>>117378732
>14 year old having sex
>ruin her for life and traumatise her
Were you ever 14 before, anon? Did you even talk to girls at that age?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 12:39:39 No.117378789 Report

Quoted By: >>117379252

>>117378761
Shazam has the body of a huge grown ass man. Stargirl would be traumatised by him being inappropriate towards her

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 12:39:41 No.117378790 Report

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>>117378014
the justice league knew billy was shazam at the time.

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Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 12:41:00 No.117378803 Report

Quoted By: >>117378819 >>117378840 >>117379046

Why didn't Batman beat the shit out of Harley Quinn for "dating" Billy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 12:42:17 No.117378815 Report

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>>117378014
He isn't Jay

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 12:42:33 No.117378819 Report

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>>117378803
Because she never dated Billy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 12:45:10 No.117378840 Report

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>>117378803
They didn’t date, she just tried to rape him

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 12:48:05 No.117378875 Report

Quoted By: >>117378913 >>117378962

>>117378014
What would Jay even do if Shazam straight up said “yeah, I’m dating her, so what”?

Shazam would destroy Jay in a fight

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 12:51:23 No.117378913 Report

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>>117378875
Jay’s an oldfag, so he’d either keep it to himself to be a bro or inform the JL and see how they handle the situation

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 12:55:13 No.117378962 Report

Quoted By: >>117379022

>>117378875
He'd tell the rest of the JSA and soon the whole Superhero community would know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 12:55:17 No.117378965 Report

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>>117378449
Their the same person anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 12:56:04 No.117378972 Report

Quoted By: >>117379009 >>117379031

Why didn't the Wisdom of Solomon tell Billy to just say he was actually Courtney's age?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 12:58:26 No.117379009 Report

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>>117378972
The Wisdom of Solomon is actually what made him not say his real age.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 12:59:14 No.117379022 Report

Quoted By: >>117379042

>>117378962
What right do they have to oppose the wisdom of Solomon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 13:00:16 No.117379031 Report

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>>117378972
Wisdom of Solomon says secret identity is important

Also who the fuck would believe that excuse? Sounds like bullshit to justify his creeping on a teenage girl unless you see billy Shazam

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 13:00:59 No.117379042 Report

Quoted By: >>117379088 >>117379190

>>117379022
The fact that if the world finds out about it, then the world’s going to lash out against superheroes as a whole. Makes Batman and Superman’s jobs a lot harder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 13:01:06 No.117379046 Report

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>>117378803
No one gives a shit about the InJUSTice comic

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 13:04:15 No.117379088 Report

Quoted By: >>117379667

>>117379042
>Shazam is dating a teenager
>FUCK YOU SUPERMAN!

???

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 13:11:02 No.117379176 Report

Quoted By: >>117379201

>>117378732
he probably hadn't stuck his cock in her yet

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 13:12:06 No.117379190 Report

Quoted By: >>117379268

>>117379042
>the world’s going to lash out against superheroes as a whole
Qe're talking about DC civilians, not Marvel civilians

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 13:12:34 No.117379201 Report

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>>117379176
Then what was >>117378761 talking about

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 13:12:45 No.117379207 Report

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>>117378481
Well post them then

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 13:16:05 No.117379252 Report

Quoted By: >>117379339

>>117378789
She knew who Billy was, the others didnt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 13:17:23 No.117379268 Report

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>>117379190
In any normal world, an adult superhero dating a teen superhero would be a fucking scandal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 13:21:09 No.117379314 Report

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>>117378488
well, lana did make a case before everyone involved got their memory erased. at that point everyone knew who superman was and what the future held. lana was heart broken over her dreams of never (i'm guessing at the time she and clark were an item) marrying clark and bearing his children and having a future together. so she asked for a 'grown up' kiss of something that will never be. chad-superman gave in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 13:23:46 No.117379339 Report

Quoted By: >>117379478

>>117379252
She’d still be hurt mentally and physically by having a full grown man be with her

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 13:35:20 No.117379478 Report

Quoted By: >>117379512 >>117379606

>>117379339
Anon they didn’t have sex, they literally went on a couple dates at that point. It really seems like your trying to make something out of nothing. Also when Billy broke up with her she was heartbroken

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 13:37:32 No.117379512 Report

Quoted By: >>117379606

>>117379478
Exactly. He used her like a piece of meat and broke her heart and other parts. He can’t keep getting away with it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 13:45:22 No.117379606 Report

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>>117379478
>>117379512
He's doing a bit, just stop engaging.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 13:49:14 No.117379645 Report

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>>117378193
Well, who's gonna stop them? As others established, Batchad and Uberman and Intergalactic Space Cop Hal Jordan don't give a shit about what normal folks consider decent behavior. Wonder Woman comes from a completely different time entirely, she probably sees nothing wrong with it. The only metahumans who may be upset by it are The Flashes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 13:50:19 No.117379667 Report

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>>117379088
It's the throwing chair principal, Anon. Someone starts some shit and everyone is upset

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 13:52:37 No.117379695 Report

Quoted By: >>117379801 >>117379825

>>117378014
Is it ok for Captain Marvel to fuck Stargirl, or does he need to switch back to Billy Batson everytime?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 13:55:02 No.117379722 Report

Quoted By: >>117379820

>>117378193
People sure love to take this out of context, as if Hal was actually looking for little girls to fuck, when in reality the only reason he got with Arisia is because she stopped being a little girl physically.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 14:02:25 No.117379801 Report

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>>117379695
I think it’s ok as long as he switches back to normal before he finishes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 14:03:44 No.117379820 Report

Quoted By: >>117379853

>>117379722
>when in reality the only reason he got with Arisia is because she stopped being a little girl physically.

So he knew her closely before she matured, and then banged her?

That’s called grooming

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 14:04:19 No.117379825 Report

Quoted By: >>117379873

>>117379695
It's wrong either way cause they're too young for that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 14:06:59 No.117379853 Report

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>>117379820
No, she used the ring to be older with space magic to get with Hal, she groomed herself for him, he just went along cause he likes sexy women but even after that he knew it was wrong and just left her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 14:09:07 No.117379873 Report

Quoted By: >>117379975

>>117379825
Arisia was the same age and Hal was cool with it then

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 14:16:59 No.117379975 Report

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>>117379873
wrong post bud

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 14:19:38 No.117380012 Report

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>>117378193

So Priest is a pedo?

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