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The Kree and The Skrull Empires have made peace, and have decided to start immigrating to Earth. You sign up for a cultural program which enables you to invite one of these two species to come live with you (and yes dating, sex, and marriage is legal with them).

When filling out your government form, do you prefer to live with a Kree or a Skrull woman? Kree are strong and proud, while Skrulls are sly and mischievous.