Y'all act like you never seen a white mask before
Jaws all on the floor like Korra like Mako just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
They first were broken up, throwin' her over furniture (Agh!)
It's the return of the "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Aang said, nothing, you idiots!
Aang’s dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha!)
Equalist women love the Anom
"Chicka, chicka, chicka, Oh Amon, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who, " "Yeah, but he's so cute though."
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on Radio and just let loose
But can't, but it's cool for Bolin to put a fire ferret down his pants
"My weasel’s on my dick, my weasel’s on my dick"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They've got the Cabbage radio Channel, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but mammals—well, some of us, cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes
I'm The Equalist, yes I'm the real Equalist
All you Benders are just imitating
So won't the real Equalist please stand up Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Amon!