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Guys, I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking.

I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Sheila Broflovski. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring.

I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Sheila pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Matt and Trey create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?!

Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.