>>116538265Neglected child get drafted by his widowed father to fight eldritch monsters, the angels, inside a giant organic mecha powered by the soul of his late mother, an Eva.
He say "Bruh no" which is perfectly reasonable, except his dad parade around an almost dead Rei Ayanami (they got them in bulk) so he feel guilty and go fight without training. He get pummeled until the Eva have an autistic fit and tear apart the angel.
It goes downhill because he have no willpower, end up living with a drunkard and her pet pingu, get shat on at school because he told his secret, and have to deal with accidentally molesting the formerly near death girl with as much personality dead as she do alive.
They fight all kind of weird shit, always a giant motherfucker, like a crab with tentacles, a d8 with a DURILLU and an orbital laser, Moby Dick on steroid, a daddy long legs that piss acid, mind rape incarnate, a gay boï, an 8 ball with a vore fetish, an orbital bombardment and for some reason the army.
They get joined along the way by a prototype tsundere German redhead with an ego larger than a planet, a shitty mecha and reverse pedophilia for a guy that bang the drunk. She also have a doctorate or whatever. She boast about being the superior pilot despite Mr depression having killed like 8 abominations while having a mental breakdown, and she did Jack shit being a pretty rich girl uwu.
More shit happen, redhead get comatose, empty girl die but actually no and she's even emptyer, the protag fap on the comatose because at this point nothing in life matter
More shit happen, girl get back to being a shit head, people die, the army attack, surprise more Evas but they're cannibals, father try to make universal holocaust using the empty girl, she say "fuck you", eat his hand and turn into a gigantic naked girl that like kiss the moon or some shit, everyone turn into Fanta and Mr trauma say "fuck you", so now he's alone.
There is the redhead too but he just strangle her.
