All hail Luan Loud

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>Be me
>Be depressed af
>World is a scary place
>I feel a sudden surge in serotonin
>I look at my window
>See a glow
>It opens
>Luan Loud enters my room
>I'm so happy
>She tells me that all will be solved
>She flies off
>The next day I turn on the news
>Antanimora prison is destroyed
>Luan had been elected president of Myanmar
>Trump dropped out of the race
>Coof coof magically disappeared
>Chris Chan died
>World peace is assured
>Luan Loud is God!