This is mine and The Joker's new girlfriend and second in command, Alexis Kaye aka Punchline, a 20 year old chemistry major with a penchant for knives and acrobatics, and general sadism. She also shares The Joker's (wicked) sense of humor and is possibly a hapa, most likely Russian.

What's your excuse, /co/? Why aren't you a charming psychopath with a qt gf?