>>116056490Funniest thing about this that it was obviously written by someone who actually knows something about astrology. There's always one sentence that says something specific, personal, that the sign holder would get pretty salty about. And virgo is described as being a "pimp". Yeah I'd bet it was made by a wisecracking virgo of course. Didn't think they'd care about astrology.
>every thinks you're a jerkone of aquarius' biggest problems is fitting in
>you lack confidence and ur dumbpisces have difficulty with self-confidence
>you are a pricksimple. to the point. no need to dig too deep. just tell them they're dickheads and they fly off the handle
>a communistdon't think that wealth, product and niceties loving taurus would agree with that
>always putting things offcancer has difficulty acting out or doing anything in their lives, like they're held back by something, they often feel exposed and insecure, which is why they stay home a lot. that's why the prison joke is so fitting.
>your arrogance is disgustingit's possibly the easiest thing to rag on leo. everybody can do it. not sure they could allow themselves to BE themselves in public like leo does though.
>your shit-picking is sickening to your friendsat least he can see it
>venereal diseasethey love to love.
>if you're male you're nil.not that much different from virgo males LOL
>you're the worst of the lotYES single out scorpio right off the bat. They LOVE that.
>most scorpios are murderers.scorpios will never not be evil. haha.
>rely on luck, no talentyep. although there are plenty of weird cases out there like Jimi Hendrix.
>Nixon was a sadgenope. cold hearted capricorn.
>you're chicken shitoof
>capricorns have done nothing EVERoofx2 the moment a capricorn read this they immadetly stood up, walked out and made an oil-rig corp. or something.
>just kys lolYou don't need to tell them that. It doesn't affect them, because they tell it to themselves every day.
