>>115958318You search the heavens and the Earth for a sign of the mystery of Homestuck. You find an arcane object which brings you to alternate timelines, so you can search even further. What is its dilemma? The curious fact is that you no longer know the question whose answer you seek. It is like a series of those silver balls tapping back and forth where a new one has been added, painted the word "bad" in red. At first you wonder why this spherical interloper has arrived, and how. But then the balls settle, and you consider them as their own strange entity.
What is Homestuck? Why is Homestuck? You search and search, but it has collapsed into a black hole of narrative error. And then you stop, and see. Homestuck should not be explained, it should be destroyed. What if, perchance, you were pulling creakily at the secrets of some Lovecraftian entity, waving its tentacles? Can your shitty understanding of such an unknown guarantee the safety of not only yourself, but the Universe, if you continue to find the question and the answer?