>>115528546jokes on you, I only have SOME of these things.
Also isn't the point of depression is that there is not necessarily a material or social reason for it? Like, it's a mental illness, there's something wrong with your brain, no matter what material or social achievements you have, they aren't going to fix it without professional treatment.
People need to better parse out the difference between depressed as a state caused by external turmoil and depression as an illness cause by internal turmoil.
