>>115500333Slappy's being broadcast to every network in town - by the hour. She makes HBO look like PBS. I'm not picking on Slappy, the poor old bird, I'm insulting her. It was easy once you get to know her. Not biblically speaking, that is. The last line I stood in had nuns who handed me a bowl of soup and 2 slices of bread. It wasn't a charity though, Slappy does charge a nominal fee. The nuns just figure it's a public service. That's the problem with Slappy. She's had an identity crisis. She think's she's a squirrel, but she's a Greyhound. You have to pony up your quarter and a nickel before you get the uncomfortable ride. Slappy's artifical hip was designed by Salvidor Dali - not pretty, but it can cover a wall.
>>115507049You've been reading Sandy Cheek's mail.
ps-I'm back. I saw people mocking the elderly and figured if you can't beat 'em, join them, and hopefully they won't turn on you, and accept you as one of their own, then just bide your time until the cold cradle of death accepts your return. If you think that's morbid realism, let's have a look at Johnny Bravo's computer folders. I've never seen so many motherfuckers by proxy outside of a Tarantino script.
