>>115114519Well, Snyderbros, you did it.
You demanded, and you whined, and you screamed like hungry babies until they gave you what you wanted. Man of Steel and BvS were both lackluster, but those weren't the problem. Whedon and those MCucks were. Snyder's Cut will fix everything.
And if it turns out to be just an opening to an unmade trilogy? Well, you'll demand the trilogy. You'll demand, and you'll demand, and you may even get. Because that's what matters. Getting. Having.
We can't get another shot at a Justice League movie ever again, because we have to keep inventing conspiracy theories as to why this one didn't work, have to keep demanding for do-overs and re-takes until it's good. And if it's not, fuck it, at least we beat Marvel. Somehow.
There's going to be a hundred threads for this news, and a thousand discussing every minute change in the Snyder Cut, and how it BTFO's Whedon, that hack. There'll be joy, and triumph, and even if the movie's bad there'll be joy and triumph, and we'll roll around in the shit we demanded, because it's better than the shit we were given. Because it's our shit. We earned it. We'll damn well enjoy it.
The Hand is empty. It will never be full. It grasps for things that aren't there and will take a rattle, a set of keys, a pacifier to keep us silent until need strikes and it reaches forth. Gripping and searching for a tit to sate us. The Hand is empty.
Long live the Snyder Cut.
