You guys masturbate?
HAH! How contrarian!
I, who am NOT a virgin, only have sex with REAL WOMEN.
Like I said, I am NOT a virgin!
My GIRLFRIEND, WHO IS REAL, send me funny jokes. Which I post on reddit with a title like: "WOW this is so funny, my Girlfriend sent this to me at 4:00 AM".
Again, I have never "fapped" aka masturbated because I have only had sex with my real Girlfriend.
There is no "god".