Yo Tranny Phantom, he was just 24
When parents couldn't stand him anymore
He actually called his dad a "FUCKING WHORE"
(He's gonna kill them all, cuz he's Tranny Phantom)
When he wouldn't grow up, they 'sposed to just quit
But Tranny wasn't having any that bullshit
He went on /co/ and everything just CHANGED!
His autism got all rearranged!
When Tranny woke up he realized
He had flaming blue hair
And was a fucking girl
He couldn't walk through walls, disapeer, nor fly
He was much more "unique" than the other guys!
It was then that he knew what he had to do
He had to shoot up some peeps for laughing so true
He's here to kill BOTH ME AND YOOU!
