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Anonymous Mon 11 May 12:40:02 2020 No.114897321 View Reply Original Report

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The absolute state of CBR when an algorithm can create random clickbait headlines that seem plausible.

>https://cbrheadlinegenerator.herokuapp.com/

I got
>Venom Just Recruited A Classic Marvel Team With A VIOLENT New Mission
>Beast Just KILLED A Major Marvel Hero - For Now
>DC Anatomy: The FIVE Weirdest Things about Zod's Body, Explained

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Anonymous Mon 11 May 2020 12:44:02 No.114897363 Report

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>>114897321
>Was Doctor Strange REALLY Beaten By Alan Moore? The Story Is Surprisingly Complex
BY MIKE OXLONG
TODAY

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Anonymous Mon 11 May 2020 12:53:54 No.114897453 Report

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It’s dumb but I believe it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 May 2020 12:55:28 No.114897467 Report

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>>114897321
There are so many clickbait blogs that they might as well be generated by algorithms.

Algorithms are the future though, big tech is doubling down on it despite the obvious shortcomings.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 May 2020 12:56:34 No.114897476 Report

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>Wonder Woman Gets A MAJOR Upgrade - And She May Be UNSTOPPABLE
>by
Rocket Raccoon Vs. The Hulk: Which DC Hero Is Stronger?
>Gamora Is No Longer DC's Most Popular Character
>5 Anime Characters Who Could Outsmart Hank Hill (& 5 Who Couldn't)
I hate how plausible some of these sound.

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Anonymous Mon 11 May 2020 12:57:40 No.114897486 Report

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>Did The Simpson predict Final Crisis?

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Anonymous Mon 11 May 2020 12:59:50 No.114897512 Report

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>FIVE Things You May Not Have Known About Invisible Woman's Body

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Anonymous Mon 11 May 2020 13:01:23 No.114897527 Report

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>How Elektra And Mystique's Son Almost Became The President
>How The Doom Patrol Struck Up A Friendship With... Fidel Castro?!
>How Green Lantern And Green Lantern's Son Almost Became The President

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Anonymous Mon 11 May 2020 13:10:02 No.114897634 Report

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>>114897321
>Ms. Marvel: 5 Marvel Heroes She Could Defeat (& 5 She Couldn't)
>REPORT: Marvel Studios Actively Developing Batman Project
>The New Mutants Just Became Star Wars' MOST DANGEROUS Characters

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Anonymous Mon 11 May 2020 13:14:29 No.114897679 Report

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>>114897512
>two invisible bob
>one invisible puci
>two invisible but check

Math checks out

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 May 2020 13:18:29 No.114897720 Report

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>Marvel Already Has A Perfect Way To Bring Cyclops Into The Movies
>Iron Man's OLDEST Enemy FINALLY Achieved His Dream
>Was Mantis REALLY Beaten By Ant-Man? The Story Is Surprisingly Complex

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 May 2020 13:25:24 No.114897801 Report

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Some of these seem to fully formed and perfect to be made by an algorithm.
>Venom: How the Captivating Character Went From Villain To Hero
Compared to an actual article by CBR:
>https://www.cbr.com/venom-villain-anti-hero-journey/

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Anonymous Mon 11 May 2020 13:41:05 No.114897960 Report

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>5 Reasons Why The Titans And Superboy Have The Best Relationship (& 5 Reasons They Don't)

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Anonymous Mon 11 May 2020 13:52:05 No.114898055 Report

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>>114897527
>Green Lantern's Son

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Anonymous Mon 11 May 2020 13:54:07 No.114898078 Report

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punished morrison when

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Anonymous Mon 11 May 2020 13:56:11 No.114898103 Report

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>Was Doctor Doom REALLY Beaten By Hank Hill? The Story Is Surprisingly Complex
I bet it is

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Anonymous Mon 11 May 2020 14:05:57 No.114898231 Report

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Anonymous Mon 11 May 2020 14:08:48 No.114898261 Report

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>How Wonder Woman And Venom's Son Almost Became The President

>How Doctor Strange Struck Up A Friendship With... Fidel Castro?!

>Marvel's MOST DANGEROUS Goku Wasn't The REAL One - Here's Why

>DC Already Has A Perfect Way To Bring Alan Moore Into The Movies

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Anonymous Mon 11 May 2020 14:10:17 No.114898282 Report

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>>114898261
>DC Already Has A Perfect Way To Bring Alan Moore Into The Movies
I bet it involves chloroform and chains

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 May 2020 14:16:46 No.114898347 Report

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>Marvel: Doctor Doom Deserves His Own Spinoff
>by I. Puma Pants

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Anonymous Mon 11 May 2020 14:19:25 No.114898390 Report

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>>114897321
>>Beast Just KILLED A Major Marvel Hero - For Now

I would've expected this during the X-Men vs Inhumans era

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Anonymous Mon 11 May 2020 14:20:00 No.114898400 Report

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>Moon Knight's OLDEST Enemy FINALLY Achieved His Dream
>Mister Miracle Vs. Booster Gold: Which Star Wars Hero Is Stronger?
>Who Needs Animal Man? Gwen Stacy Is DC's Most Underrated Powerhouse
>Did the Simpsons Predict Zero Hour?
Fucking kek

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Anonymous Mon 11 May 2020 14:21:33 No.114898423 Report

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>Who Needs Mr. Fantastic? Cyclops Is Star Wars' Most Underrated Powerhouse

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Anonymous Mon 11 May 2020 14:22:15 No.114898432 Report

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>Ten Times Joe Quesada Was The Worst (And Ten Times He Was The Best)

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Anonymous Mon 11 May 2020 14:36:27 No.114898613 Report

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>>114897476
>>5 Anime Characters Who Could Outsmart Hank Hill (& 5 Who Couldn't)
I actually want to read this one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 May 2020 14:36:59 No.114898621 Report

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>>114897321
CBR really has gone downhill in the last few years. Even Bleeding Cool is better now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 May 2020 15:15:38 No.114899111 Report

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>5 Reasons Why The Punisher And Green Goblin Have The Best Relationship (& 5 Reasons They Don't)

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Anonymous Mon 11 May 2020 15:17:08 No.114899131 Report

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>>114897321
>OP has just discovered Markov chains: the thread

slow clap for stupid everyone, he's trying

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 May 2020 15:25:29 No.114899257 Report

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>>114898390
>implying any of the Inhumans are major Marvel heroes

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 May 2020 15:31:55 No.114899349 Report

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>>114897321
>Scott Snyder Reveals Who Would Win: Catwoman... Or Darkseid
>How Doctor Doom Struck Up A Friendship With... Fidel Castro?!
Id watch.

>Star Wars Already Has A Perfect Way To Bring Darth Vader Into The Movies
>Star Wars: 5 Things Fans Want (& 5 That Make Fans Worried)
Got too real.

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Anonymous Mon 11 May 2020 15:31:59 No.114899350 Report

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Anonymous Mon 11 May 2020 15:33:47 No.114899368 Report

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>>114898103
I'd watch that

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Anonymous Mon 11 May 2020 15:41:03 No.114899467 Report

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All these "Fidel Castro" headlines seem to come from the algorithm fixating on this one real article.
>https://www.cbr.com/flash-wally-west-fidel-castro-team-up/

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Anonymous Mon 11 May 2020 15:43:00 No.114899501 Report

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>>114897476
I'm curious to know which 5 anime characters would outsmart hank

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 May 2020 16:27:10 No.114900226 Report

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>>114899257
Beast was hanging out with the Inhumans back then, so it makes more sense. He could have killed a X-Man.

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