You know, I know they're going to fuck it up and it'll just happen for no reason, but the way I see it:
>Next episode, bachelor/ette parties.
>Girls are Ivy, Harley, Selina, and we all know the fourth girl is fuckin' Stephanie.
>Ivy sucking up to Selina, trying to look cool, Selina spends the whole night judging her.
>"It's like the only reason you two are together is because he has a green suit. You can do better Ivy, don't just settle because you can't decide what you want."
>Kite Man has a predictably lame party with his roommate, Dr. Psycho, even lets Condiment King come because he doesn't have many contacts.
>Psycho hires a stripper that turns out to be an actual barrel of industrial stripper for casing molds.
>Condiment King openly questioning why Ivy's going through with this, which his roommate can't help but agree with.
>"She must be completely *mustarded* to spend her life with the likes of you!"
>"Yo bro, you can't say that shit."
>"I *didn't* say it!"
>Kite Man goes to get some air, sees Ivy calling him at his lowest point, all he needs is to hear his bride's voice.
>"Listen .... I think maybe we rushed into this."
>Cut back to the table, Harley finally loses it and lays into Selina.
>"What the fuck do you know about relationships, you have no man and, like, two dozen cats!"
>"You don't know what you want, so you just take whatever you can get. That's why you're a fuckin' thief, because you have NO FUCKIN' LIFE OF YOUR OWN!"
>Ivy smiles, realizing she's right.
>Ivy runs to apologize, finds Psycho passed out and covered in ketchup.
>All she finds of Kite Man is a note his roommate gives her, acknowledging that he's not good enough for her, but maybe some day he will be. He wants her to be happy and he'll stop getting in the way.
>Kite Man dumps his costume in a trash can ala Spiderman no more
>Just "Chuck" is walking down the street, suddenly surrounded by guys in hoods
>A guy pulls his off to reveal a damn Owl mask
