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Anonymous Thu 07 May 21:43:10 2020 No.114815188 View Reply Original Report

Do you think he felt satisfaction as he gazed at the insane man being clumsily held in the cold robotic hands of a disfigured bisected zombie killbot while a few feet away he cradled his warm perfect waifu? Or did he feel pity?

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 21:44:55 No.114815223 Report

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecDC-i7wIXE

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 21:45:24 No.114815239 Report

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>DC exec: Why are our animated movie failing ? Because of the terrible writing ? The awful low-quality animation and designs ? No it's because we're not DARK ENOUGH ! Let's tear the characters literally speaking, the audience will love it !

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 21:47:13 No.114815283 Report

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Its obviously puty since him and raven didn't essentially become disfigured or mentally scarred freaks.

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 21:54:56 No.114815427 Report

Quoted By: >>114815578

>>114815188
What did they do to my waifu?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 21:55:29 No.114815436 Report

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>>114815188
The only thing he felt was his raging boner pressing against his way too tight spandex suit every time Raven's fat thighs press against him.

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:04:33 No.114815578 Report

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>>114815427

Oh anon...

bad things anon, bad things

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:06:37 No.114815606 Report

Quoted By: >>114815953

>>114815223
Is it wrong I sorta felt bad since they probably won't have the same feelings for each other again in the next timeline?

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:08:47 No.114815643 Report

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>>114815578
WHY!?

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:09:24 No.114815653 Report

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>>114815643
muh grimdark!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:09:40 No.114815655 Report

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>>114815188
isn't their like infinite number of universes? what was the point of rebooting it again?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:11:13 No.114815678 Report

Quoted By: >>114815702

>>114815653
This is retarded, with so many people dying all at once, why even care, these writers are garbage

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:12:28 No.114815700 Report

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Why the fuck would Raven want to be with Damian

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:12:37 No.114815702 Report

Quoted By: >>114815728 >>114844383

>>114815678
Don't worry, Flash did another Flashpoint and voided the entire movie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:13:22 No.114815718 Report

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>>114815653
can't wait for people saying this is the greatest shit ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:13:44 No.114815728 Report

Quoted By: >>114815754

>>114815702
even worse, now all those movies are meaningless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:15:14 No.114815754 Report

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>>114815728
To be honest those movies did kinda belong in the trash.

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:16:46 No.114815783 Report

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>>114815754
I liked some of the character designs, but yeah most of them where so trash

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:21:57 No.114815864 Report

Quoted By: >>114816420 >>114818704 >>114821913

Let's all not forget that the recent movie gave us a very good crackship.

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:25:57 No.114815934 Report

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>"Let's hear that crack..."

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:26:59 No.114815953 Report

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>>114815606

They will probably repair her with beastboy after the reboot, to be honest I've always hated that pairing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:27:04 No.114815955 Report

Quoted By: >>114815984 >>114816009

>>114815188
>Zombie Cyborg Starfire
Eh I’d still go for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:27:46 No.114815971 Report

Quoted By: >>114816461

>>114815188
he didn't think anything at all

now post webms of people dying

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:28:31 No.114815984 Report

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>>114815955
She cant even feel, she probably doesnt even have a vagina

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:29:05 No.114816001 Report

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>>114815984
I still see tits and half a mouth.

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:29:31 No.114816009 Report

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>>114815955

She doesn't even have a pussy. Darkseid only kept the top half and half her skull.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:31:02 No.114816033 Report

Quoted By: >>114816065 >>114829741

So we're in agreement that it was LITERALLY all Clark's fault and he never copped to it?

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:31:13 No.114816035 Report

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Vic died for /co/'s sins.

>They told me I could become anything, so I became the Source Wall

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:32:55 No.114816065 Report

Quoted By: >>114816483 >>114816521 >>114816574 >>114818555 >>114819612 >>114827790 >>114834602 >>114838168

>>114816033

>Superman: "We must make a preemptive attack on Darkseid"
>League: "But superman, won't that CAUSE a war? Like, won't that START a war?"
>Superman: "You are either with us, or against us"
>Flash: "But earths civilians will be on the front lines if we start a war"
>Superman: "I won't ask anything from them I won't ask of myself"
>Luthor: "But Superman, what about a diplomatic solution? There's always a deal to be made."
>Superman: *smashes table in rage* "I SAID WE ATTACK!"

It was one hundred percent his fault.

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:33:03 No.114816069 Report

Quoted By: >>114816120

>>114815653
God, you wouldn't even know that's Babs being torn apart.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:34:11 No.114816092 Report

Quoted By: >>114816132 >>114816537

>>114815653
Cheetah dying to bullets is bollocks, John getting hit by lava and it cutting to his charred skeleton is kind of funny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:35:44 No.114816120 Report

Quoted By: >>114816156

>>114816069

Her and Batwoman were shredded so quickly it was like they were tossed into an industrial grinder.

As always though, the idea of sending a 110lb powerless girl using like non-lethal batarangs against a 100,000 strong army of half Demons half Doomsdays... probably really not a good idea from incepetion.

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:36:23 No.114816132 Report

Quoted By: >>114816203 >>114816399

>>114816092
I forget, was Cheetah bullet proof? But I can agree with you on her dying from bullets was ass since she is pretty agile.

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:37:31 No.114816156 Report

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>>114816120
>of sending a 110lb powerless girl using like non-lethal batarangs against a 100,000 strong army of half Demons half Doomsdays
thats exactly what i'm in for, so why is everyone still posting still images

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:37:32 No.114816157 Report

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>>114816009
She might still have some boobs then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:39:48 No.114816203 Report

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>>114816132
I don't think so. I mean she's got enhanced toughness and whatnot, but she's not immune to getting shot. She does have superhuman agility and limited superspeed though so actually hitting her would be very hard.

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:39:53 No.114816206 Report

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>>114816157
I mean you can see the boob outlines and I don’t think darkseid would bother with making robot titties.

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:40:17 No.114816214 Report

Quoted By: >>114816263 >>114816281 >>114829832 >>114830658 >>114830962

Daily reminder that Swamp Thing was one of the few people that didn't die like a bitch when it came to that simultaneous attack on the reapers. Aside from Shazam, but he didnt exactly take one of those machines down with him.

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:40:53 No.114816228 Report

Quoted By: >>114816832

>WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:42:43 No.114816263 Report

Quoted By: >>114816466

>>114816214

Was it explained why he wanted to kill Constantine so badly? Maybe in one of the other movies and I forgot about it.

I mean he never liked him, but he really wanted to murder him in this one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:43:27 No.114816281 Report

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>>114816214
He was 1 shotting some of those Paradooms, could he beat Doomsday?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:44:33 No.114816301 Report

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>>114815653
I don't see anything wrong with this image.
If you're going to have super heroes die it should be something visually impactful and not just like a bump on the head.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:48:10 No.114816365 Report

Quoted By: >>114816426

>>114816009
Darkseid saw fit to give her stripper stilettos. Besides, if she's a cyborg in the lower half, how hard would it be to install an artificial pussy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:48:37 No.114816371 Report

Quoted By: >>114816460

>>114815188
He probably felt like shit...his brother died protecting him and he couldn't even let him rest, instead he's in constant mental agony for two years. All because he couldn't let him go.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:50:21 No.114816399 Report

Quoted By: >>114816448

>>114816132
>>114816203
Depending on the incarnation, Cheetah had Flash tier speed and is actually capable of outrunning the Flash.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:51:31 No.114816420 Report

Quoted By: >>114818681 >>114818704 >>114821751

>>114815864
>instead of finally giving us Batman/Constantine they do this
One job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:51:56 No.114816426 Report

Quoted By: >>114816514 >>114816952 >>114816979

>>114816365

I don't think Darkseid has any need for such thing? Isn't he asexual? I kind of remember one writer implying he routinely raped Granny Goodness though... so maybe.

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:52:43 No.114816442 Report

Quoted By: >>114816462 >>114816470 >>114816472 >>114816479 >>114816487 >>114816575 >>114817700

>>114815653
This is such bullshit CM is superman tier, how could he get ripped apart by mooks.

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:53:03 No.114816448 Report

Quoted By: >>114816487 >>114816523 >>114824876

>>114816399
>Cheetah had Flash tier speed

Sometimes... that just isn't fast enough though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:53:30 No.114816460 Report

Quoted By: >>114816606

>>114816371
You talk as if these movies ever depicted them on friendly terms.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:53:30 No.114816461 Report

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>>114815971
>now post webms of people dying
ryonafags please no

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:53:34 No.114816462 Report

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>>114816442
All those "mooks" were doomsday tier. So it was like fighting 5 doomsdays at once.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:53:45 No.114816466 Report

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>>114816263
>Was it explained why he wanted to kill Constantine so badly
It's John CUNTstantine we're talking about.
that bastard murdered his twin brother on the womb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:53:50 No.114816467 Report

Quoted By: >>114816493 >>114816518

There a mega yet? I am not paying 19.99 to watch this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:53:57 No.114816470 Report

Quoted By: >>114819656

>>114816442
Same reason why Shiva got killed by a bullet and Cheetah not being capable of evading bullets. Bad writing for the sake of maximum edge.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:54:04 No.114816472 Report

Quoted By: >>114816492

>>114816442

Each one of them had 50% kryptonian DNA and was as strong as Superman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:54:32 No.114816479 Report

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>>114816442
Because he's not Superman and DC is still butthurt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:54:42 No.114816483 Report

Quoted By: >>114816521 >>114816540

>>114816065
That scene convinced me that the movie would be shit and it's like two minutes into it.

>Luthor is the voice of reason and wants to try a diplomatic option first.
>Superman: *roid rage smashes a table* "NO, WE NEED TO PRE-EMPTIVELY DESTROY HIM BEFORE HE KILLS ME!"
>Flash outright tells him that everyone will get fucked if they start a war.
>John reminds him about innocent people getting killed in the crossfire.
>Superman: "I'm only asking every single powerless civilian to take the same risk I, an invincible god, am taking! That's perfectly reasonable! You're not allowed to disagree with me!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:54:49 No.114816487 Report

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>>114816448
This is fucking retarded.
>>114816442
CM didn't die tho until he soduku'd himself

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:54:58 No.114816492 Report

Quoted By: >>114816512

>>114816472
They certainly ain't as durable nor fast as Superman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:55:05 No.114816493 Report

Quoted By: >>114816578

>>114816467

Mega's been up for three days.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:55:31 No.114816502 Report

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>>114816203
I think she is. In a Deadshot solo she was able to take a point blank shot to the face from an elephant gun and only get knocked out. It could just vary depending on the writer like always.

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:56:06 No.114816512 Report

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>>114816492

Yeah but there are 110,000 of them.

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:56:08 No.114816514 Report

Quoted By: >>114816555

>>114816426
The furies are always fetish character, so someone on Apokalips is getting his rocks off putting Starfire and Wonder Woman back together

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:56:27 No.114816518 Report

Quoted By: >>114816578

>>114816467
Learn to google and you can easily find a site to either watch it online or download it for free.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:56:44 No.114816521 Report

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>>114816065
>>114816483

Eight years of buildup and the universe ends in tears and blood and a reset button because Superman is suddenly Leeroy Jenkins.

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:56:50 No.114816523 Report

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>>114816448
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:57:34 No.114816537 Report

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>>114816092
NOBODY CARES WHEN CHEETAH DIED! NO.ONE!
WHY DIDN'T HARLEY DIED ON SCREEN?

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:57:45 No.114816540 Report

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>>114816483

I was waiting the whole movie for the payoff where Supes was either mentally controlled or magically influenced to launch the attack. But it turns out he was just a dumb warmongering asshole who didn't care he was about to plunge earths civilian population into a massive interstellar war.

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:58:47 No.114816555 Report

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>>114816514

Yeah, Desade.

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:59:03 No.114816561 Report

Quoted By: >>114816584 >>114816608 >>114840249

Every time i see Damian and Raven as a couple in these movies, i'm reminded of the Rebirth Teen Titans comics where they paired Wallace - you know, the black Wally they later retconned into someone else - together with Raven.

You see, these pairings are all based on the old comics. In the old comics Robin (Dick Grayson) had a thing with Raven, and so did Kid Flash (Wally West).
So in the newer comics Raven who's now de-aged had a thing with the newest Kid Flash (the black Wallace West), and in these movies a thing with Robin (Damian Wayne).

It's such a dumb thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:59:38 No.114816574 Report

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>>114816065
YES! This scene is really retarded

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:59:39 No.114816575 Report

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>>114816442
Because they beat the shit out of Superman.

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:59:44 No.114816578 Report

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>>114816493
Didn't know, found it. Thanks. Thought this was new today.
>>114816518
God no.

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:59:51 No.114816582 Report

Quoted By: >>114816611

>>114815653
we ultimatum now

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 22:59:54 No.114816584 Report

Quoted By: >>114816597 >>114816608 >>114816649

>>114816561
Honestly I'll take any pairing over Raven/BB.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 23:00:36 No.114816597 Report

Quoted By: >>114816676

>>114816584
Yeah, but why de-age her and have her date the younger versions of her old boyfriends?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 23:00:55 No.114816606 Report

Quoted By: >>114830134

>>114816460
That's a big gripe I had with them. Their teasing became less barbed in later films but we never really see them bond. Their relationship is pretty great in the comics, so it was a let down.

Like....Yeah, it can be inferred that they became closer, and Damian calls him his brother, but it wasn't earned because none of these movies convince me of any of their relationships.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 23:01:01 No.114816608 Report

Quoted By: >>114816649 >>114817723 >>114830177

>>114816561
Does Damian have any love interests right now? I would like to see the kid happy. I miss Maps.
>>114816584
Agreed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 23:01:16 No.114816611 Report

Quoted By: >>114816631 >>114816736 >>114817705 >>114818879 >>114819938 >>114831215 >>114831352

>>114816582

The next big MCU film project is Ultimatum btw;

>https://mcucosmic.com/2020/04/27/marvel-studios-is-developing-ultimatum/

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 23:02:14 No.114816631 Report

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>>114816611
No. Nonono. Please God no.

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 23:03:46 No.114816649 Report

Quoted By: >>114816705 >>114840283

>>114816608
>>114816584
Have her date the actual Dick Grayson then. Turn it into a Betty/Veronica deal with both Starfire and Raven lust after Nightwing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 23:05:13 No.114816676 Report

Quoted By: >>114816685

>>114816597
Because doing her plotline when she's in her mid 20s takes away a lot of the impact.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 23:05:58 No.114816685 Report

Quoted By: >>114816716 >>114816725

>>114816676
Then de-age all the characters.

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 23:07:09 No.114816705 Report

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>>114816649
So like the comics?

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 23:07:17 No.114816711 Report

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>>114815436
Yes, we've all seen the photo.

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 23:07:25 No.114816716 Report

Quoted By: >>114816730

>>114816685
Dick already appeared.

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 23:08:17 No.114816725 Report

Quoted By: >>114816753

>>114816685
But then you wouldn't get Nightwing, sexy mature Starfire or JL Cyborg. Or any of the other Robins, for that matter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 23:08:27 No.114816730 Report

Quoted By: >>114816751

>>114816716
So? Grown up dude dating a loli is pretty hot. I know that's why most people watched Titans. So they could see the grown Dick helping the teen Raven.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 23:08:42 No.114816736 Report

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>>114816611
Why

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 23:09:22 No.114816751 Report

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>>114816730

Or Deathstroke 'helping' loli-Terra.

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 23:09:28 No.114816753 Report

Quoted By: >>114816776

>>114816725
>JL Cyborg
Who wanted that?
>Or any of the other Robins, for that matter.
Or that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 23:10:35 No.114816770 Report

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Capeshit now remembers me of /b/ trying to psot gore for attention. It has no deep but chocking value.

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 23:11:11 No.114816776 Report

Quoted By: >>114817799

>>114816753
You make a compelling argument. I suppose you could have Dick become NW at like, 16 or 17.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 23:15:12 No.114816832 Report

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>>114816228
at least make it a gif that shakes and turns red or something

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 23:18:43 No.114816882 Report

Quoted By: >>114816991 >>114816997

>>114815188

How did Damian essentially tank an Omega Beam that tore Aquaman in half and blasted through GL Corps members at full power like they were made of playdough?

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 23:20:26 No.114816900 Report

Quoted By: >>114817767 >>114817837 >>114821965 >>114825971

>/co/'s face after watching this

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 23:23:53 No.114816952 Report

Quoted By: >>114817004

>>114816426
cant rape the willing

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 23:26:26 No.114816979 Report

Quoted By: >>114817013

>>114816426
I figure Orion and Kalibak must have come from somewhere

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 23:27:17 No.114816991 Report

Quoted By: >>114817001

>>114816882
Because his sperm donor was Batman.

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 23:27:53 No.114816997 Report

Quoted By: >>114817022 >>114817077 >>114821048 >>114827843

>>114816882
Why did Superman, one of the league's calmest members suggest war on Apokolips and refused all caution to do anything else?
How did the central power battery on Oa get blown up by just some regular lava?
How did Darkseid get the Moebius Chair when none of the New Gods beside himself showed up?
How did Superman get his superhero outfit back when he wasn't wearing it before being taken over by Trigon?
If he was in control of Cyborg all along, why didn't Darkseid just fuck with the league before all this?
Just WHAT did Zatanna have to do to get John "I've literally made god knows how many pacts with however many devils including the one I just dragged out a teenage girl's head" Constantine into heaven?

Nobody bloody knows, it's just for show, but the inconsistencies hurt to even think about, let there be a fanfic out there be made by someone dedicated enough to at least give an explanation for this shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 23:28:19 No.114817001 Report

Quoted By: >>114817092

>>114816991
Batman doesn't do anything of worth in these movies though other than looking sad and talking like a robot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 23:28:31 No.114817004 Report

Quoted By: >>114817129 >>114818008

>>114816952

I honestly always imagined Darkseid having no sexual drive or even genitalia at all. But he DID have kids; Kalibak and Orion so... uh who was their mother anyway I'm drawing a blank.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 23:29:13 No.114817013 Report

Quoted By: >>114817040

>>114816979
Orion came from Darkseid's first wife, who he actually loved, Darkseid's mom killed her because she was making Darkseid "Too Soft", Kalibak on the other hand was the child of one of Darkseid's concubines, so it's any guess who had to carry that bastard to term

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 23:29:50 No.114817022 Report

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>>114816997
>Why did Superman, one of the league's calmest members suggest war on Apokolips and refused all caution to do anything else?
Superman in this animated universe is basically a jock with anger issues looking for something to prove himself against.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 23:30:51 No.114817040 Report

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>>114817013
Orion came from Darkseid's wife, not his first and only love. That's why he never gave a crap to Orion. Orion's a reminder that his waifu is dead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 23:32:57 No.114817077 Report

Quoted By: >>114817418

>>114816997

After Diana was freed by the lasso why didn't she use it to free the other league members instead of just starting to punch them instead? Or even better, why didn't she give the lasso to Constantine since she KNEW he was about to go and try and free Batman from the same mind control?

Why did Trigon agree to willingly go into a an oblivion-prison with Darkseid knowing they would be stuck there forever?

How did Lois Lane, a reporter, beat the hell out of Harley in a cage match, the same Harley who has routinely beat metas in hand to hand?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 23:34:26 No.114817092 Report

Quoted By: >>114817124 >>114817143 >>114817680

>>114817001
Nah but he still gets batwanked
>Can steal GL ring while its on him
>Force Ghost man out of him through willpower
>Can fight Trigons possession while everyone else was possessed like nothing
>Lasts long against Doomsday than anyone not Wonder Woman or Superman
>Apparently has weapons to take out Superman if need be that aren't kryptonite based.
Its little things, but they are there

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 23:36:10 No.114817124 Report

Quoted By: >>114817383

>>114817092
>Can steal GL ring while its on him

>"Theatricality and deception... powerful agents against the uninitiated"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 23:36:22 No.114817129 Report

Quoted By: >>114817150 >>114817364

>>114817004
perhaps he created them out of sheer hate. he just hated so hard and then he found them on his desk later that day

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 23:37:12 No.114817143 Report

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>>114817092
Yeah, but they feel so... lame. Like the writers remembering that Batman should be awesome and thus wrote those GOTCHA moments at last minute.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 23:37:44 No.114817150 Report

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>>114817129

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 23:38:57 No.114817170 Report

Quoted By: >>114817247

>>114815578
I'm going to squint my eyes and pretend that this is the nigger live action version of Starfire and this is a scene where all the nigger heroes are wiped out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 23:43:33 No.114817247 Report

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>>114817170
you realise the mindset behind this edgy gorefest is diamatrically opposite black starfire, yes?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 23:50:59 No.114817364 Report

Quoted By: >>114817412 >>114817427

>>114817129
He definitely made this one out of sheer hate, because nothing about her alleged parentage makes sense.

>Some amazon assassin(?!), because apparently amazons have always had assassins, has Darkseid’s kid
>But was apparently NOT rape???!
>Because it was her plan to make a Darkseid kid to raise and become strong enough to kill him
>Apparently she forgot to give the kid a Motherbox so kid always grows up an uncontrollable ball of aggression

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 23:52:31 No.114817383 Report

Quoted By:

*so kid also grows up

>>114817124
Bane would be hilarious if he had half the batwank Batman does

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 23:54:13 No.114817412 Report

Quoted By: >>114817690

>>114817364
Also got ntr by Darkseid into becoming his mother/servant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 23:54:30 No.114817418 Report

Quoted By: >>114817534 >>114840398

>>114817077
>why didn't she use it to free the other league members instead of just starting to punch them instead?
The lasso forces her specifically to do what the one holding it says. It wouldn't have freed anybody else.
>Why did Trigon agree to willingly go into a an oblivion-prison with Darkseid knowing they would be stuck there forever?
Because Trigon isn't stuck, there isn't anything magic keeping him there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 23:54:43 No.114817427 Report

Quoted By: >>114817440 >>114817452

>>114817364
if the amazon wanted to have kids with him, is she the rapist?

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 23:56:03 No.114817440 Report

Quoted By: >>114817568 >>114817977

>>114817427
She raped Darkseid's unwilling dick. Darkseid was raped and he doesn't want to talk about it. Why else do you think he is always so angry? Darkseid never got over the traumatic experience of his rape.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 23:56:28 No.114817452 Report

Quoted By: >>114817505

>>114817427
All Amazons are rapists.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 23:59:49 No.114817505 Report

Quoted By: >>114817537 >>114817552

>>114817452
we do not talk about that comic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:01:40 No.114817534 Report

Quoted By: >>114817574

>>114817418
>I HATE YOU DAUGHTER FOR CHAINING ME UP IN THIS IDYLLIC MEDITERRANEAN PARADISE POCKET DIMENSION
>Oh look the chains are broken, guess I’ll just go back and enjoy my daughter’s mediterranean paradise pocket dimension

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:01:48 No.114817537 Report

Quoted By: >>114817584 >>114817622

>>114817505
which comic?

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:03:17 No.114817552 Report

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>>114817505
Best Wonder Woman run post-Flashpoint to now. The Olympians also had an interesting redesign as oppose to their bland and boring design of their previous and current incarnations.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:04:03 No.114817568 Report

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>>114817440
Oh no.
Imagine being held down and forcibly milked for your godly cum by an amazon in black leathers who wears your symbol as a beauty mark on her face
What a terrible fate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:04:17 No.114817574 Report

Quoted By:

>>114817534
He can't lounge while chained UP, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:05:22 No.114817584 Report

Quoted By: >>114817605 >>114818093 >>114819589

>>114817537
The one where it's revealed that Amazons reproduce by raiding fishing ships, so they can have big orgies with the men on board and kill them afterwards. Though arguably that's not really rape since the fishermen were obviously enjoying themselves until they got killed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:06:25 No.114817605 Report

Quoted By:

>>114817584
The false pretense makes it rape.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:07:40 No.114817622 Report

Quoted By:

>>114817537
you can read it here. seems really stupid considering the entire point of wondy is that hippolyta really wanted a kid and couldn't have one
https://journeyintoawesome.com/2013/11/02/rape-murder-slavery-and-infanticide-examining-azzarellos-wonder-woman-part-4/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:10:23 No.114817657 Report

Quoted By: >>114817783

Do I need to watch the entire New 52 animated movies before i watch this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:10:28 No.114817658 Report

Quoted By: >>114817691 >>114817698

so was this worse or better than future's end?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:11:15 No.114817673 Report

Quoted By: >>114817713

>>114815653
how Damian survived something that cut Aquamam in half ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:11:29 No.114817680 Report

Quoted By:

>>114817092
>Also breaks Darkside god level mind control
>Had plan for anything
>Only one who wasn't disfigured + his son is back from the dead

I really hope they don't fuck up next universe like they did in comics

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:11:54 No.114817690 Report

Quoted By: >>114818415 >>114819040

>>114817412
Imagine going thousands of years wanting to kill your evil tyrant god of a dad and then instantly swearing loyalty to him because he turned into a baby and then basically said you’re his favorite kid.

I mean, what’s Grail’s competition? Kalibak? Grayvn? Deathspawn? Orion?

>But-

New 52 Orion gets no respect from anyone. Period.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:11:54 No.114817691 Report

Quoted By: >>114817721

>>114817658
Its funny because seeing those shit cyborg heroes made me think of future ends godawful omac shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:12:06 No.114817698 Report

Quoted By:

>>114817658
A few of the surviving JL and TT got Future Ended.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:12:11 No.114817700 Report

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>>114816442
That's not even the stupidest part, even though he escaped and survived from that first attack on Apokolips, he still died like a bitch 2 years later without accomplishing anything.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:12:34 No.114817705 Report

Quoted By:

>>114816611
What is fucking wrong with these creators

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:13:09 No.114817713 Report

Quoted By: >>114818311

>>114817673
Damian plot armor. Same reason how Constantine became super magic Batman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:13:30 No.114817721 Report

Quoted By: >>114817925

>>114817691
Personally I found it funny at the end the League is all “OK, this is going to be difficult but if we all pull together I’m sure we can figure something out!”. And then Barry does the Flashpoint. And instead of having a breakdown over existential terror at all their accomplishments being for nothing, Superman & pals just smile into the oncoming wave of destruction like they either knew what Barry was doing all along, or are secretly relieved to be put out of their misery

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:13:34 No.114817723 Report

Quoted By: >>114817756

>>114816608
He had a thing with that lesbian genie but got cucked by Crush, which I really don't mind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:16:00 No.114817756 Report

Quoted By: >>114817795 >>114817808 >>114817842

>>114817723
Oh god I remember now, isn’t the lesbian genie’s evil brother the king of all genies, even 5D ones, and is trying to mount an attack on the fucking Presence himself? What the actual fuck are those powerlevels even, is the Presence downgraded these days because he’s not the original creator of the DC multiverse anymore?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:16:49 No.114817767 Report

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>>114816900

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:17:42 No.114817783 Report

Quoted By:

>>114817657
It is probably for the best you don’t, so you don’t feel like you’ve wasted all those hours just to see the story you may or may not be invested in burn down in flames and get retconned from existence

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:18:28 No.114817795 Report

Quoted By: >>114817873 >>114817931

>>114817756
what the fuck am i reading

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:18:36 No.114817799 Report

Quoted By:

>>114816776
I actually prefer Dick taking up the Nightwing costume when he's older and kinda worked out who he wants to be already.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:19:02 No.114817808 Report

Quoted By: >>114817863 >>114817905 >>114821868

>>114817756
DC got no editors despite the adamant claims of the DCfags.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:21:05 No.114817837 Report

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>>114816900

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:21:24 No.114817842 Report

Quoted By: >>114817905

>>114817756
I haven't actually read the current TT book a lot but I do know Jakeem Thunder and his genie from the JSA just appeared.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:22:24 No.114817863 Report

Quoted By: >>114817896

>>114817808
I think we can safely say that editors simply don't exist at any company anymore.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:22:56 No.114817873 Report

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>>114817795
As someone who picked a very, very, very bad time to get back into comics. I find it kind of funny and kind of sad /co/ seems to mainly discuss the early 00s and earlier runs and not the new ones, and I get a lot of these reactions when I actually try to explain the horrors I’ve seen like Grail and Perpetua and pic related from Teen Titans #39.

>The next issue is a fucking Supernatural reference of all things

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:24:14 No.114817896 Report

Quoted By:

>>114817863
True. But at one point they claimed the editors would control Bendis and prevent him from writing anything retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:24:43 No.114817905 Report

Quoted By:

>>114817842
Appeared to get wrecked, yeah.

>>114817808
At this point I suspect the editors are making things worse on purpose

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:25:44 No.114817925 Report

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>>114817721
The next movie was going to be Justice League: Suicide Pact otherwise. Earth was basically done-zo.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:26:18 No.114817931 Report

Quoted By: >>114817993

>>114817795
The real reason why DC is so grimdark these days I guess, given

>She won in Year of the Villain and one of her sons, who’s weaker than her, created fucking Hypertime

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:28:33 No.114817976 Report

Quoted By: >>114818050

Lots of unresolved cliffhangers now that I think about it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:28:37 No.114817977 Report

Quoted By: >>114817994

>>114817440
Oh, almost forgot. As you can see, rape runs in the family.

>You now remember Steve Trevor had the Anti-Life Equation kissed into him by Grail so she could chain him up and use him as an Anti-Life laser cannon against Diana
This is like Dio shoving the puppy in the furnace levels of petty

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:29:30 No.114817993 Report

Quoted By: >>114818120

>>114817931
if your name's fucking perpetua, you had better be as hammy as fuck in your evilness

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:29:32 No.114817994 Report

Quoted By: >>114818120

>>114817977
i thought it was pretty hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:30:38 No.114818008 Report

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>>114817004
Orions mother was Tigra darkseids second wife. The other kids came from suli his first wife

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:33:25 No.114818050 Report

Quoted By: >>114818603

>>114817976
Just like Earth-2, which it seems to be mostly based on. Remember that time Darkseid, and just the New 52 Orrery of Worlds emanation of Darkseid, shitstomped Earth-2’s universe so hard the Green, the Red and the Rot were mauled to death by parademons after his half-martian son somehow destroyed the Parliament by physically attacking Earth’s molten core, the very source of souls was befouled and HEAVEN ITSELF ran away as Apokolips engulfed what was left of the Earth? Remember how everyone ran away in spaceships to find a new planet?

Yeah, Constantine could’ve told them it was a futile move given that Darkseid was apparently expecting to render the whole goddamn universe desolate when he was done with it. How convenient for them that right about the end of the Earth-2 storyline, Darkseid suddenly left to Earth-0 to fight the Anti-Monitor while for some reason using none of his OP cosmic powers he showed in Earth-2 and Constantine, instead just opting to pummel Monty with his fists. And was still winning until Monty revealed he had the ALE, to be fair.

So I guess technically, Grail saved Earth-2 with her SummerSlam promotion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:34:09 No.114818061 Report

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>>114815653
Time to never watch another DC movie or TV show ever again. Thanks for the heads up. I don't want to stumble in to this kind of """""writing""""" by mistake.

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:35:53 No.114818093 Report

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>>114817584

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:37:20 No.114818120 Report

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>>114817994
I’m not saying it wasn’t, but that’s not the point.

>>114817993
It’s kind of weird to me Perpetua simultaneously does I WANT SOCIAL DARWINISM AND SUPERVILLAINY and I ALSO WANT TO BE THE BEST MOM FOR MY HUMAN-MARTIAN HYBRID MASTER RACE KIDS as her shticks. You’d think she’d wonder if one of these fuckers would eventually try to kill her and take power itself, but apparently you’re supposed to believe she’s powerful enough to send them to the cosmic detention hall even though she made them to wreck multi-multiverse creators and needed a break after busting one (1) universe

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:39:45 No.114818157 Report

Quoted By: >>114818201 >>114818324

>>114815188
I just finished the movie. Why the fuck did I enjoy such a shit show? The animation was bad, the plot was bad, the pacing was bad, I could go on and on. But on the other side, the VAs were perfect and FFS it was funny. Also how the fuck did such a shit show make me actually like Damian to the point I want to see the little shit stain happy. At least make him the Deaths Head for some reason that outfit and that title just made him such an alpha chad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:41:11 No.114818186 Report

Quoted By: >>114818236 >>114818379

>>114815653
This is what happens when you give women creative freedom, they're vile and sick creatures that desperately need sex and violence to feel something

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:41:59 No.114818201 Report

Quoted By: >>114818492

>>114818157
I enjoyed how over the top the cyborgified Justice League was, and how Darkseid had the Mobius Chair for no reason, and how Cyborg kept calling himself the Source Wall while being talked over by the surviving Leaguers. And also how he apparently forgot to take the Lasso of Truth off Diana.

It’s like Darkseid started having fun while figuring out what robot minions he wanted, and ended up making several living shitposts against his own New God culture.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:43:39 No.114818236 Report

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>>114818186
>Justice League Dark: Apokolips War
>Directed by Grail
>Produced by Myrina Black
>Screenplay by Superwoman
>SFX provided by Random Rapist Amazon #15

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:47:24 No.114818311 Report

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>>114817713
Why did they downgrade everyone so much but make constantine use more magic than he did in the first 100 issues of hellblazer?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:48:19 No.114818324 Report

Quoted By:

>>114818157
I thought it was very unintentionally funny, all the shit they did was so bad I couldn't help but laugh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:50:50 No.114818379 Report

Quoted By:

>>114818186

Women at the niggers of gender.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:52:51 No.114818415 Report

Quoted By: >>114818454

>>114817690
I'm pretty sure that the kraken isn't part of the Greek myths

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:55:21 No.114818454 Report

Quoted By:

>>114818415
It isn’t. But as expected of comic book writers, it’s easier to remember Clash of the Titans references than it is to remember there is a perfectly serviceable and canon sea monster, Cetus, on Perseus’ killcount in the myths.

Or you know, maybe Grail is just an idiot country bumpkin savant at murder given earlier Hercules thinks she mixed up Hades and Hephaestus regarding who made her axe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:56:25 No.114818471 Report

Quoted By: >>114818507

Why does this version of Darkseid have such a cyborg fetish?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:57:46 No.114818492 Report

Quoted By: >>114818542

>>114818201
I assume Darkseid defeated New Genesis then spent the rest of the time designing the best batsuit for the chair.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 00:58:33 No.114818507 Report

Quoted By:

>>114818471
Because again, they’re working off Earth-2 where Darkseid has such a cyborg fetish that at one point Desaad commissions a new line of “proto-Furies” that are literally more feminine parademons to use as Barda’s shock troops once she defects back to Darkseid.

And no, they NEVER explained or reconciled that last part. She just shows up again in Darkseid War kissing Scott like it never happened.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 01:00:01 No.114818542 Report

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>>114818492
Gotta love how Godhead made a point of showing even the Guardians think New Genesis is such a joke that Highfather isn’t even registered as a potential cosmic threat when Darkseid is-because they think he’s too far up his ass to be an actual credible threat to the universe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 01:00:29 No.114818555 Report

Quoted By: >>114818714 >>114818722

>>114816065
He basically has the same attitude towards Darkseid in this movie that Batman has towards Superman in the live action BvS movie. IE he's so dangerous that we have to assume the worst and act accordingly before it's too late. It's a perfectly rational attitude actually but it doesn't necessarily follow that launching a poorly planned preemptive strike that puts all of your best guys at risk is a good solution. It's been a good number of years in this universe since Darkeid's last attempt to invade, so if Superman really felt that way then he should have been planning and scheming the whole time to come up with some sort of approach that has a better shot at succeeding. Plus, revealing that he's been spending the past few years secretly engineering an elaborate scheme to neutralize the Darkseid threat would be a neat development of his character. But no let's just fly a couple of planes to Darkseid's front lawn and assume he won't have any meaningful defenses or contingency plans, what could possibly go wrong?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 01:01:52 No.114818581 Report

Quoted By: >>114818627

Why doesn't Damian just throw everyone into the Lazarus pit and euthanise the crazies? If if I minority survive its a win-win situation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 01:02:45 No.114818603 Report

Quoted By: >>114818687 >>114818801

>>114818050
Oh my God, when did DC become retarded?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 01:04:00 No.114818627 Report

Quoted By:

>>114818581
Well for one thing? Either the threat of a massive crowd of crazy supers or the psychological agony of having to put down friends again and again depending on how you think he’s going to bill the Lazarus Pit treatment.

Also maybe all the lava being siphoned out collapsed the pit or something, I dunno

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 01:06:11 No.114818681 Report

Quoted By: >>114818704

>>114816420
This is far better.
I fucking love it. Only good thing to come out of these movies.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 01:06:29 No.114818687 Report

Quoted By: >>114818729

>>114818603
You’re raising a very loaded question given the general reaction to that one time Superman turned into a blue energy being because of phasing through the Phantom Zone or some shit. Suffice to say that the Batman Who Laughs was not the first overpowered edgelord in print. Neither is Grail for all that this was apparently the foreseen outcome by that one amazon seeress-no, that would be Prime Time back when it looked like he’d get a shot at redemption in Blackest Night. And then DC was all nah, we’re not doing that anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 01:07:31 No.114818704 Report

Quoted By:

>>114818681
>>114816420
>>114815864
Unironically a better pairing than Constantine/Zatanna.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 01:07:56 No.114818714 Report

Quoted By: >>114818747

>>114818555
To be fair, the main reason they totally lost was because Darkseid was watching through Cyborg. If he hadn't been, they could've blown up the planet, since they did manage to at least take it out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 01:08:10 No.114818722 Report

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>>114818555
Tbf darkseid was easedropping on them from the start

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 01:08:31 No.114818729 Report

Quoted By: >>114818789

>>114818687
I find it hilarious that all the amazons are good now is to be raped so they can pump out super-powered babies to be used as OCs in other books.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 01:09:34 No.114818747 Report

Quoted By: >>114818836

>>114818714
Which is just fuel for the argument that making Cyborg a founding JL was a huge mistake.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 01:11:55 No.114818789 Report

Quoted By: >>114818910 >>114843833

>>114818729
I in turn find it hilarious that even after the main culture of amazon rape retconned away as “ancient greek holodeck”, /a full half/ of the Amazon tribe still ran away with Grail solely because after a dimensional anomaly broke the god-prison she and Ares (who she killed, at his request. Because he wanted to be reborn and do justice. Yeah) were held in, she beat up Hippolyta and chained her to her own throne.

It’s like DC genuinely doesn’t know what to do with Amazons except make them all psychotic and bloodthirsty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 01:12:02 No.114818790 Report

Quoted By: >>114819446

Why didn't we get Cyborg Zatanna?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 01:12:46 No.114818801 Report

Quoted By:

>>114818603
>Oh my God, when did DC become retarded
A long ass while now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 01:14:15 No.114818836 Report

Quoted By:

>>114818747
Let’s be honest, the real mistake was having a living piece of Apokaliptan technology around and never looking further into what invaded through it.

>Oh hey Cyborg welcome to the team, take a break and stuff I’m sure that big giant guy won’t be a problem ever again
>Many years later
>OH SHIT DARKSEID’S BACK I NEED TO GO UP THERE AND PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE ITS THE ONLY WAY WHY DID NONE OF US LOOK FOR HIS WEAKNESS, LIKE SAY, A RARE ELEMENT THAT MIGHT BE HIS KRYPTONITE?!

Yeah great going there Justice League

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 01:15:55 No.114818879 Report

Quoted By:

>>114816611
I hope they're completely faithful in adapting it, and we get to watch the most successful film universe ever go down in flames on such an intense scale it destroys all of Disney.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 01:17:27 No.114818910 Report

Quoted By: >>114819453 >>114820978

>>114818789
The Zeus thing really opened up a can of worms, didn't it? And who ever thought making Grail into Wonder Woman's main baddie was a good idea?
And God... Wonder Woman book now is a series of retcons competing with one another. You've retcons inside retcons that retcon the previous retcons but still have to contend with newest retcons. Sometimes there are three different retcons going at the same time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 01:18:27 No.114818927 Report

Quoted By: >>114818958 >>114819186 >>114819217 >>114820186 >>114821958

Seriously what's wrong with DC? I thought they figured out that the whole edgy schtick doesn't work when New 52 turned out to be a complete failure. Not just these movies, but the comics too. like when they canceled Super Sons or when they ruined Clark's family by brining in Bendis and letting him go full retard as usual, or when they let Tom Kin do whatever the fuck that was with Batman.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 01:20:01 No.114818958 Report

Quoted By:

>>114818927
Dan Didio fought hard against the fans pushback to his New 52. This is all on him.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 01:23:09 No.114819040 Report

Quoted By:

>>114817690
>Perseus as a bored immortal stockbroker having to get back into his groove and learning how to overcome his natural cowardice and be a hero again would legit be a great story
>So instead DC kills him off while giving you the briefest hint that you could have been reading a better story, and instead you got Grail.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 01:29:43 No.114819186 Report

Quoted By:

>>114818927
Inability to admit fault. People who can't do that are broken as human beings, and DC is full of a lot of broken human beings. When challenged with failure, such people tend to double down rather than trying a different approach.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 01:31:03 No.114819217 Report

Quoted By: >>114819427 >>114819461 >>114819476

>>114818927
What did Bendis do to Superman?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 01:40:38 No.114819427 Report

Quoted By: >>114819521

>>114819217
Removed his marriage son and secret identity. Pretty much he's done what he's always done to every character he's ever shitted up

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 01:41:20 No.114819446 Report

Quoted By: >>114821711

>>114818790

The people who got mobbed and turbo-shredded; Zatana, Hal, Batgirl, Batwoman, didn't have enough pieces left to make into a cyborg.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 01:41:44 No.114819453 Report

Quoted By:

>>114818910
Hence why I am back to not caring about the WW solo book.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 01:42:23 No.114819461 Report

Quoted By: >>114819521

>>114819217

Broke up his marriage. Got rid of his son. Is in the process of replacing Lois with a black woman who will be Clarks new love interest. SOP.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 01:43:17 No.114819476 Report

Quoted By: >>114819502 >>114829257

>>114819217

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 01:44:20 No.114819502 Report

Quoted By: >>114821749 >>114829257

>>114819476

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 01:45:13 No.114819521 Report

Quoted By: >>114819558

>>114819427
>>114819461
You guys are insane if you honestly thought Clark was going to stay married with a kid. I promise you, if it wasn't Bendis it was gonna be someone else.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 01:47:00 No.114819558 Report

Quoted By: >>114819655

>>114819521
Not even the FF are immune to this. But at least Reed and Sue went through the time skip together with Franklin and Valeria.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 01:48:17 No.114819589 Report

Quoted By:

>>114817584
Oh you mean like in the actual fucking myths?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 01:49:19 No.114819612 Report

Quoted By:

>>114816065
Well to be fair, Superman knows Darkseid sent Doomsday to kill him, and Cyborg
Superman to take over the planet. So he'd obviously have a lot of anger, that would blind his judgement.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 01:51:15 No.114819655 Report

Quoted By: >>114830976

>>114819558

I feel like it was never adequately explained to me how Val stayed super blonde and super smart and Franklin is now a dumb, jock, brunette.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 01:51:19 No.114819656 Report

Quoted By: >>114819830 >>114819913

>>114816470
They're Doomsday/ parademon hybrids. It's not bad writing if you actually payed attention

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 01:59:43 No.114819830 Report

Quoted By:

>>114819656
Shiva and Cheetah died to generic human mooks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 02:01:36 No.114819864 Report

Quoted By: >>114820827

this movie was just depressing desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 02:04:20 No.114819913 Report

Quoted By:

>>114819656
What the fuck are you talking about? Those characters weren't killed by the Paradooms. Why do you feel the need to defend garbage?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 02:05:33 No.114819938 Report

Quoted By:

>>114816611
>>https://mcucosmic.com/2020/04/27/marvel-studios-is-developing-ultimatum/
looks fake and gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 02:07:37 No.114819973 Report

Quoted By: >>114820827

I still can't believe that stories like this or Ultimatum can get approved at all. Why can't things end gracefully? Why does it need to be a giant, tasteless orgy of death and carnage?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 02:16:55 No.114820186 Report

Quoted By:

>>114818927
DC is just shit man. They come off as really spiteful to me because you guys hated the Nu52 era and that was supposed to be their precious baby. It pretty ruined all their plans. They went super hard into shit like marketing Superman-Wonder Woman everywhere they could, now they were forced to scrub it all out of the comics and movies. That's a lot of T-shirts and mouse pads they could've sold.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 02:46:12 No.114820827 Report

Quoted By:

>>114819973
DC learned nothing about Vertigo's successes, especially The Wake and Carey's Lucifer's ending, and seems to think the visceral human kneejerk response to carnage is more profitable than actually writing a coherent story.

>>114819864
All the ranting aside, this. Honestly at this point I'm just complaining so much about it because I'm desperate to find something to be entertained by.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 02:49:20 No.114820894 Report

Quoted By: >>114820923 >>114821529 >>114821562 >>114843613 >>114843810

Why did they make a robot ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 02:50:31 No.114820923 Report

Quoted By: >>114820978 >>114843810

>>114820894
Okay I didn't want to bring it up but thank you. That shit was a bizarre attempt at fanservice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 02:52:39 No.114820978 Report

Quoted By:

>>114818910
I'm not going to lie, the reason I obsess over modern Wonder Woman continuity is out of sheer fascination at how fucked it is. Diana is simultaneously about as old as Steve, thousands of years old and recognised as the first superhero in America from WW1 somehow, and doesn't even get a Flashpoint/Dr. Blue Dick-style event to explain her continuity prolapse.

Let alone her friend of many years randomly going full evil because "Leviathan" went hey, your ancestors were valkyries that got killed by amazons and Diana didn't tell you this to spare your feelings! Because that's totally a coherent reason to literally give up on not just your friend of many years from the military who has otherwise never given you a reason to lose faith in her, but also all your aspirations in life to become a supervillain dedicated solely to killing Wonder Woman. Normally when somebody does this they're portrayed as having a deeprooted antipathy related to their own past like Luthor, or as utterly unhinged like Manta or Joker. But no, Current Main Wonder Woman Villain just does a complete 180 from responsible servicewoman to stone cold killer because...because "fuck it" said DC, "we're out of ideas so we're shoving in classic Wonder Woman references however little sense they make"

>>114820923
I though Starfire's cyborg heels were worse myself. And I mean to be fair, a cyborg ass is harder to damage than a non-cyborg ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 02:56:02 No.114821048 Report

Quoted By: >>114821215 >>114821310

>>114816997

>Why did Superman, one of the league's calmest members suggest war on Apokolips and refused all caution to do anything else?

That one bugs me the most. In the DCAU Superman had a burning hatred for Darkseid because he killed friends of his and kidnapped and brainwashed him nearly turning all of earth against him. It made sense when Superman got heated. Here Clark just straight up Leeroy Jenkins Darkseid ignoring sound advice from people he should trust to be smarter than him when the only interactions he's had with him are some pretty run of the mill fights. Man DC has really lost the plot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 03:02:45 No.114821215 Report

Quoted By: >>114823285

>>114821048
Considering how effective the upgraded parademons turned out to be, they probably only beat Darkseid to the punch by a few weeks anyway. He could have invaded and curb stomped the heroes at any time with those things even without their botched attack softening them up beforehand.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 03:06:31 No.114821303 Report

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When flashpoint paradox ended, I checked out of this new DC universe. Felt like visually, every movie post Flashpoint was visually uninteresting. I love Phil Bourassa's art style, but the low animation done because they're ranking out like 3 movies a year tired me off. I remember having an argument in 2013 on /co/ on how these movies are getting worse in the animation department. I'm sure these movies had great moments, but I felt like these new 52 movies were not necessary or needed at all. None of these movies from the 2013-2020 era are worth actually getting blu rays, nor are they worth actually buying. They aren't movies, they're animated tv show compilations. I've seen at least 20 minutes altogether of every post flashpoint movie, and it wasn't impressive one bit. I hope this Superman: Man of Tommorrow proves that solo movies have worth more than this

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 03:07:05 No.114821310 Report

Quoted By: >>114821442

>>114821048
I know DC by meta has to set up the Superman/Doomsday hype but if I were Darkseid I would've reverse engineered the Flash's connection to the Speed Force instead. Imagine an army of parademons that can also use the Speed Force. How the fuck would anyone apart from Barry, who the Superdooms managed to lock up apparently, deal with that?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 03:13:46 No.114821436 Report

Quoted By: >>114821783 >>114828863

>teleport magma in from fucking orbit
>acts like a fucking nuke instead of a bunch of molten rock
is the rest this ridiculous

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 03:13:53 No.114821442 Report

Quoted By: >>114821613

>>114821310
The speed force is too unreliable to bother stealing, because Darkseid is savvy enough to know the writers will just nerf it if a villain tries to use it intelligently.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 03:17:49 No.114821529 Report

Quoted By:

>>114820894
same reason they made robot high heels?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 03:19:19 No.114821562 Report

Quoted By:

>>114820894
>several hundred pounds of metal ass
nice

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 03:20:05 No.114821574 Report

Quoted By: >>114821613 >>114829333

>>114815783
Was it too fucking much to get some more Donna? Or at least Kara.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 03:22:03 No.114821613 Report

Quoted By:

>>114821442
>True Darkseid up in the Sphere of the Gods can peer beyond the 4th wall and knows the writers give way more credit to Superman's achievements than any of the supers whose powers would be strategically more valuable for a massive drone army
Fuck it, it's a better explaination than any canon one I'm ever going to get.

>>114821574
I appreciate we got a modest helping of Raven and Zatanna. But what they did with Shiva was criminal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 03:24:44 No.114821661 Report

Quoted By: >>114821788

>>114815283
Well technically Damian got horribly burned and disfigured and he died but Raven undid that. You'd think she could restore Dick and Kori? Or at least restore Dick's mind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 03:26:56 No.114821711 Report

Quoted By:

>>114819446
>Batgirl, Batwoman
They didn't die until two years later.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 03:28:56 No.114821749 Report

Quoted By:

>>114819502
Someone needs to learn how to typeset. Fuck, at least download the appropriate fonts whichever cuck made that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 03:29:05 No.114821751 Report

Quoted By:

>>114816420
Go away Brian Azzarello, no one cares about your shitty pairing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 03:29:35 No.114821764 Report

Quoted By: >>114822066

>>114815283
Both Damian and Constantine coming back from the dead due to le power of love was even more bullshit than the pointless gore. What purpose did either of their 10-second deaths even serve in the narrative?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 03:30:36 No.114821783 Report

Quoted By: >>114821822 >>114823199

>>114821436
Honestly, that was probably the most ridiculous part about it for me. The inconsistent paradoom strength was jarrying, but I don't care enough. Magma making the central power battery explode, or the fact that Darkseid needed to mine Earth for magma when he has the whole fucking universe, was beyond me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 03:31:00 No.114821788 Report

Quoted By: >>114821896

>>114821661
Maybe, if Barry hadn't rebooted the universe.

They have two powerful magic users. I'm sure they could have made something work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 03:32:22 No.114821822 Report

Quoted By:

>>114821783
Seriously. Fucking over the earth's core before he finished extracting its resources was a tard move.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 03:34:24 No.114821858 Report

Quoted By:

For what it's worth, I was underwhelmed enough by this movie to see if I can talk Jim into letting me do a thinly-veiled fix-up of it for an Event. Earliest you'd see it is 2022 mind you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 03:34:41 No.114821868 Report

Quoted By:

>>114817808
They were editing hard during New 52 but they went to the extreme to the point they were telling writers what to write and were to go with the stories because of the events they were preparing. Pissed off some of the writers and they rage quit. Now I guess that yeah they gave up on editing in every single way and while Didio was shit with him gone it's going to be even shittier.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 03:35:58 No.114821896 Report

Quoted By: >>114821929 >>114821936 >>114844990

>>114821788
Constantine really isn't really that powerful. He is just competent and seems more powerful than he is because they made the other magic users incompetent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 03:36:40 No.114821913 Report

Quoted By: >>114821928 >>114821950 >>114822358

>>114815864
Not so surprising really, in the comics he fucked a creature made of pure intestitines and Bueno Excellente (the latter not by choice though) and he also fucked Hal Jordan.

Going by that Constantine would fuck anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 03:37:28 No.114821928 Report

Quoted By: >>114822106

>>114821913
Didn't Constantine also fucked Batman in one incarnation?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 03:37:29 No.114821929 Report

Quoted By: >>114821975

>>114821896
Except Constantine and Etrigan if they count, I guess. God, it was so stupid all Zatanna could do is blast blast blast the things around her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 03:37:43 No.114821932 Report

Quoted By:

>>114815188
Also no Desaad, no Female Furies, no other New Gods, it was boring as fuck and Apokolips felt generic because of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 03:37:51 No.114821936 Report

Quoted By:

>>114821896
I haven't read any Constantine, so I'll have to take your word for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 03:38:32 No.114821950 Report

Quoted By: >>114821979 >>114822076 >>114822106

>>114821913
Could Hal will Constantine pregnant?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 03:39:22 No.114821958 Report

Quoted By: >>114821996

>>114818927
They only had to look at Marvel to learn what not to do but instead it's like they asked themselves how they could get even more retarded than them.

Especiall when they hired Bendis and the rest of Marvel's refuse writers.

APShark

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APShark Fri 08 May 2020 03:39:35 No.114821965 Report

Quoted By:

>>114816900
pretty much

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 03:40:06 No.114821975 Report

Quoted By: >>114822055

>>114821929
Zatanna was a moron, all she needed were some batarangs and a staff and she might have stood a chance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 03:40:10 No.114821979 Report

Quoted By:

>>114821950
depends on how into mpreg the writers are

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 03:41:22 No.114821996 Report

Quoted By:

>>114821958
Can't wait for DC to acquire Aaron, Cates, and Duggan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 03:43:32 No.114822034 Report

Quoted By: >>114822095 >>114822107 >>114822126

So what happened to beast boy?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 03:44:20 No.114822055 Report

Quoted By: >>114827411

>>114821975
Ekam a latrop ot eht retnec fo siht yxalag taht stcartta snezined fo Spilokopa!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 03:45:16 No.114822066 Report

Quoted By:

>>114821764
>Both Damian and Constantine coming back from the dead due to le power of love
White Raven and Zatanna are broken

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 03:46:05 No.114822076 Report

Quoted By:

>>114821950

Big questions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 03:47:32 No.114822095 Report

Quoted By: >>114822114

>>114822034
Died on Titans island in the initial invasion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 03:48:07 No.114822106 Report

Quoted By: >>114822153 >>114828459

>>114821928
No, it was Azzarello's OC Stanley Manor who was like an evil Bruce Wayne expy. Most of John's interactions with Batman just has him thinking Bruce is a wanker.

>>114821950
I have an easier time believing John would get him pregnant.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 03:48:19 No.114822107 Report

Quoted By: >>114822139

>>114822034
Dead. You see him as a dead tiger near Starfire and Speedy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 03:48:41 No.114822114 Report

Quoted By:

>>114822095
Beast Boy was dead longer before that. He was dead the moment Damian ntr Raven away from Beast Boy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 03:49:21 No.114822126 Report

Quoted By:

>>114822034

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 03:50:22 No.114822139 Report

Quoted By:

>>114822107

Huh, good catch, I totally missed that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 03:51:14 No.114822153 Report

Quoted By: >>114822157 >>114822265

>>114822106
John clearly bottoms, at least in this continuity. Did you see that King Shark wink? That is blatantly a "I put my barbed shark dick in your Cockney keester while you bit the pillow" wink.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 03:51:42 No.114822157 Report

Quoted By:

>>114822153
The writer already confirmed that he bottoms

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 03:54:59 No.114822217 Report

Quoted By: >>114822272

Who were these movies for? They weren't for kids because of the gore. They weren't for adults because the plots are too simpleminded (lol, I know why we didn't beat Darkseid the first time, we didn't bring Kryptonite weapons!). The comic book nerds watching will only complain at how much the movies change the source material.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 03:58:04 No.114822265 Report

Quoted By: >>114822358

>>114822153
Maybe with King Shark (King Shark is a top) but Hal Jordan is the ultimate bottom. Besides the way that Hal described the encounter it's clear John fucked him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 03:58:18 No.114822272 Report

Quoted By: >>114822281

>>114822217
Teenagers, young adults

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 03:59:24 No.114822281 Report

Quoted By: >>114829524

>>114822272
But DC already has Young Justice for that demographic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 04:01:52 No.114822306 Report

Quoted By: >>114822378

>>114815653
Don't most of these characters wipe their ass with parademons? Is there some reason they're getting wrecked or just inconsistent writing?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 04:04:55 No.114822358 Report

Quoted By: >>114825423 >>114826229

>>114821913
>>114822265
Yeah I think Constantine would be a switch and he would top or bottom depending who he's with and the situation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 04:06:06 No.114822378 Report

Quoted By: >>114822443

>>114822306
They're doomsday/superman infused parademons, so super strong. Not super durable, though, since they get whipped by kryptonite weapons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 04:09:32 No.114822443 Report

Quoted By: >>114822494 >>114822684

>>114822378
Batwoman killed them with guns.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 04:11:01 No.114822457 Report

Quoted By: >>114822480 >>114822516 >>114822624 >>114823207 >>114823267

By creating a new timeline, did Barry destroy the prior timeline and extinguish the existing lives of billions of humans? Or does their Earth still exist, doomed to become a wasteland?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 04:12:26 No.114822480 Report

Quoted By:

>>114822457

It was erased anon.

Erased... from existence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 04:13:28 No.114822494 Report

Quoted By: >>114822560 >>114822632

>>114822443

Kryptonite bullets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 04:14:59 No.114822516 Report

Quoted By:

>>114822457
going by convergence, Barbatos being in chains, and the whole 'everything is canon' then all Flash did was create a new timeline. Everyone is still fucked in this world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 04:16:34 No.114822543 Report

Quoted By:

Did Nasu write this shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 04:17:33 No.114822560 Report

Quoted By:

>>114822494
No green flash like those Kryptonite weapons that Lex gave the Suicide Squad. Batgirl used a regular spear and batarang and took a few out too.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 04:21:19 No.114822624 Report

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>>114822457

I think he erased it since you see this wave of energy emanate at the end.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 04:21:45 No.114822632 Report

Quoted By: >>114822684 >>114823161

>>114822494
Batwoman killed regular parademons.

Batgirl on the other hand...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 04:25:32 No.114822684 Report

Quoted By:

>>114822632
for >>114822443

also, Batgirl is the one that has hacks

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 04:48:07 No.114823042 Report

Quoted By:

>>114815188
Better than Endgame. There I said it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 04:57:19 No.114823161 Report

Quoted By:

>>114822632
They might had Kryptonite weapons. If Lex had, the batfamily should had some too.

This movie missed some Alfred action

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 04:59:04 No.114823199 Report

Quoted By:

>>114821783
For me it's the fact that it just fucking VANISHES afterwards
There's no hardened rock lying around or anything, just a hilariously placed skeleton in the otherwise nearly untouched environment

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 04:59:32 No.114823207 Report

Quoted By: >>114823608

>>114822457
Since the DCAMU is dead and it's just standalones from here on out he didn't even make a new timeline. He just mercy-killed the universe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 05:03:55 No.114823267 Report

Quoted By: >>114823608

>>114822457
Something something Hypertime, everything's canon, yadda yadda.
This doomed earth probably still exists somewhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 05:05:35 No.114823285 Report

Quoted By:

>>114821215
Darkseid had no way to get to Earth without mother boxes. Taking Cyborg to Apokolips gave Darkseid a free ticket back to Earth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 05:09:16 No.114823341 Report

Quoted By: >>114823409

>>114815188
These all out war plots exist in order to give everyone a nice big moment, to let everyone cut loose and push their powers to the absolute limit.
It's not for murder porn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 05:13:07 No.114823409 Report

Quoted By: >>114823574

>>114823341
>to let everyone cut loose and push their powers to the absolute limit
HAHAHAHA that's a good one! Did you even watch the movie?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 05:23:37 No.114823574 Report

Quoted By:

>>114823409
This. No one uses their powers in fun ways in these movies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 05:25:43 No.114823608 Report

Quoted By: >>114823666 >>114823700 >>114837523

>>114823207
>>114823267
>either Flash killed billions of people or billions of people will slowly die in the next few months
They couldn't end these movies on anything less bleak?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 05:29:17 No.114823666 Report

Quoted By: >>114823732

>>114823608
In any other universe they probably would've just picked up the pieces and tried to save their planet.
Then again, in any other universe, this shit wouldn't have happened because Superman most likely wouldn't have gone to fucking war on Apokolips, they just really wanted to end with something edgy as hell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 05:31:00 No.114823700 Report

Quoted By:

>>114823608
I think erasing the entire DCAMU from existence is just about the best end we could hope for

We really should've seen this coming when the first movie included Wonder Woman beheading Mera and Billy Batson

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 05:32:57 No.114823731 Report

Quoted By:

Yikes, these scenes are, how do you say, problematic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 05:32:58 No.114823732 Report

Quoted By:

>>114823666
Superman really did fuck up hard, in such an out of character way. And so did everyone else in going along with him despite his obvious uncontrolled rage

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 05:53:17 No.114823998 Report

Quoted By: >>114824102

Why didn't they just
>teleport or fly John to Apokolips
>let him summon as many demons as he possibly can
>pull him out before the demons can attack him
>watch as the demons tear apart Darkseid's forces
instead of take all the Justice League to fight and lose to an army of Paradooms?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 05:58:12 No.114824064 Report

Quoted By: >>114825489 >>114825677

I liked this iteration of Raven the most

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 06:01:08 No.114824102 Report

Quoted By:

>>114823998
If Darkseid could make Paradooms then he wouldn't have had any reason for his Cyborg Superman plan. This entire movie makes no sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 06:02:14 No.114824113 Report

Quoted By:

Perhaps all according to plan now I’m kinda curious about this entire run of movies that apparently exists
Tell me more

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 06:09:48 No.114824187 Report

Quoted By: >>114825355

Paradooms are the dumbest, laziest thing I've seen in a long time. Just a clumsy idea a ten year old would think is rad.

>"Then the paradaemons show up, but they're not just paradaemons!!!1 They are part Doomsdays!!!1 They are PAradooooms!"

DC really needs to look back at almost a century of stories and not use Darkseid, not use Doomsday, not use Flashpoint. Paradooms are what you get when you've used up your concept.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 07:09:57 No.114824876 Report

Quoted By: >>114824890 >>114825305 >>114826014

>>114816448
what the fuck? what magic pill did catwoman ingest to keep up with speedsters?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 07:11:56 No.114824890 Report

Quoted By: >>114824921

>>114824876
Catwoman is empowered by Cat Force, the second most powerful force in DC. It is only surpassed by Clown Force. The same force that empower beings like Harley Quinn, Joker and Batman Who Keks.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 07:14:06 No.114824911 Report

Quoted By: >>114824926 >>114827550

>>114815188
Ray Ray why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 07:14:50 No.114824921 Report

Quoted By:

>>114824890
oh i see
does the editor just sleep on his ass?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 07:15:15 No.114824926 Report

Quoted By:

>>114824911

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 07:59:49 No.114825305 Report

Quoted By:

>>114824876
>what magic pill did catwoman ingest to keep up with speedsters?

King-wank-odone.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 08:06:25 No.114825355 Report

Quoted By:

>>114824187
This entire movie screams of this kind of territory for me.

> M-MY GUY IS A HALF DEMON HALF ANGLE HALF SAIYAN HALF UNICORN HALF OLD ONE HALF HUMAN
> A-AND HE HAS AN EVERYTHING FORCE FIELD AND THE OMEGA EFFECT BUT IT'S STRONGER THAN DARKSIED'S BUT HE ALSO HAS THE LIFE EQUATION BEAMS TOO

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 08:13:40 No.114825423 Report

Quoted By: >>114827639

>>114822358
How many heroes did that fucker rape?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 08:20:14 No.114825489 Report

Quoted By: >>114825677

>>114824064
She's cute, glad she still has sexy as fuck thighs too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 08:45:04 No.114825677 Report

Quoted By: >>114826580

>>114824064
>>114825489
She has a personality that doesn't revolve around her existing solely in her room all the time.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 09:31:27 No.114825971 Report

Quoted By:

>>114816900
Yeah that pretty much sums it up

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 09:37:32 No.114826014 Report

Quoted By:

>>114824876
Batman payed the falshes to take a dive

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 09:55:48 No.114826139 Report

Quoted By: >>114826894

What happened to batwing

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 10:05:58 No.114826221 Report

Quoted By:

>>114815653
Fucking DC, seriously. The only part of the damn thing that has any right to be like that is bloody Watchmen. When the hell did this shit start?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 10:07:11 No.114826229 Report

Quoted By:

>>114822358
With Bueno, everyone is a bottom

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 10:57:41 No.114826580 Report

Quoted By:

>>114825677
>She has a personality
Doubtful.
>doesn't revolve around her existing solely in her room all the time.
So you don't even know anything about the other incarnations of Raven then.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 11:31:14 No.114826846 Report

Quoted By: >>114826866

>>114815188
>these two show up

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 11:35:25 No.114826866 Report

Quoted By:

>>114826846
Funny thing, either way, it ends with the timeline be erased.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 11:39:31 No.114826894 Report

Quoted By:

>>114826139
shot out of the air

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 12:36:38 No.114827411 Report

Quoted By: >>114827466 >>114827489 >>114827497 >>114827683

>>114822055
>be a massive Zatanna fan
>absolutely loathe Constantine

Always torn that the association at least brings Zee out of D-list status but that she is forever polluted by that piece of shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 12:41:37 No.114827466 Report

Quoted By:

>>114827411
>Always torn that the association at least brings Zee out of D-list status
Like how?
The most popular versions of Zatana have nothing to do with Constantine.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 12:41:45 No.114827467 Report

Quoted By:

>>114815653
Is this a DC superheroes film or a Devilman ripoff?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 12:43:54 No.114827489 Report

Quoted By: >>114828475

>>114827411
I have no opinion on either, but this movie did make Constantine look strong. So I guess there's that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 12:45:02 No.114827497 Report

Quoted By:

>>114827411
I know that feel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 12:46:30 No.114827519 Report

Quoted By:

>>114815653
God, there's nothing worse than grimdark cape massacres.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 12:50:02 No.114827550 Report

Quoted By:

>>114824911
Don't cry for BB, he and his waifu (Terra) are already dead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 12:57:43 No.114827639 Report

Quoted By: >>114834560

>>114825423
Kyle and Constantine (who was puking from disgust afterwards and Bueno must be really horrifying to give Constantine that reaction) and maybe some Section Eight members that we know. He didn't make a pass at Wonder Woman though and judging by his relationship with Guts he does like women so I guess Wondy wasn't his style.

But there's no one that's saved from Bueno if he wanted to fuck them, I bet he could even rape Darkseid or thr Batman who Lols.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 12:59:08 No.114827650 Report

Quoted By: >>114827674 >>114829781 >>114835882

What the fuck /co/ you never told me this movie was kino

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 13:00:55 No.114827674 Report

Quoted By:

>>114827650
We live in a world where a Teen Titans go movie is a critically acclaimed success and nearly everything with Justice League in the title is a steaming flop.
Interesting.
Sad but interesting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 13:01:18 No.114827683 Report

Quoted By: >>114830876

>>114827411
It could be worse, like beeing an Ivyfag who hates Harley.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 13:03:07 No.114827705 Report

Quoted By:

So is it Constantine's fault for the reboot because if he didn't tell Barry to do it it seemed like the trinity was going to try and fix the world

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 13:10:06 No.114827790 Report

Quoted By:

>>114816065
superman was angry at Darksied , he took it way too personal and forgot that he is the only ''super'' in this justice league.
still dont change the fact the plan was dumb and doomed.

again even not knowing cyborg was was a spy , they should had expected that Darksied was spying on them because of the ''scouts'' they saw coming on the solar system

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 13:15:09 No.114827843 Report

Quoted By: >>114827953 >>114828983

>>114816997
>How did Darkseid get the Moebius Chair when none of the New Gods beside himself showed up?

my guess, in this universe the new gods are already dead, previously defeated , and this could even explain why we dont see the other of Darksied minions, maybe because they all died in the conflict left only Darksied himself ans his demons

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 13:16:28 No.114827860 Report

Quoted By: >>114828540

Dude like this movie totally rawks it's like that fanfic I wrote when I was 13 and going by the name xDarkSephirophX although it has less rape in it and the world isn't saved by a new superhero, Jake Teller, who looked a lot like me and banged Supergirl at the end. Also I had no idea who Constantine is. Wait, wasn't he played by Keanu Reeves? Also, I whole the whole trinity turned to cyborg zombie slaves for Darkseid, and once they met Jake they bowed to his awesomeness.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 13:25:07 No.114827953 Report

Quoted By: >>114828018

>>114827843
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Darkseid,
is in fact, Darkseid/Avatar, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Darkseid plus Avatar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 13:27:03 No.114827974 Report

Quoted By:

>>114815643
I hope not, Raven belongs to Grayson

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 13:30:15 No.114828018 Report

Quoted By:

>>114827953
stallman plz go

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 14:05:32 No.114828417 Report

Quoted By: >>114829036

>movie is garbage
>meanwhile the comics has an entire grimdark fuckfest last month wit hthe cherry on top being Barry having his legs sawed bytrickster

And people asks why comics are dying
Didio and Disney are working for the you know who

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 14:09:33 No.114828459 Report

Quoted By:

>>114822106
>No, it was Azzarello's OC Stanley Manor who was like an evil Bruce Wayne expy.
Whi was supposed to be the actual Batman before the editors stopped it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 14:11:07 No.114828475 Report

Quoted By:

>>114827489
>this movie did make Constantine look strong
Justice League magic laser shooting Constantine is the worst Constantine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 14:15:53 No.114828540 Report

Quoted By:

>>114827860
You should pitch this story to DC, they'll love it.

The only downside is that your OC will be completely forgotten after his event/arc ends, just like all the other arc-specific OCs who are supposed to be super amazing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 14:17:11 No.114828563 Report

Quoted By: >>114829843

Why did they try to make King Shark into Groot?

Is that a thing in the comics?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 14:18:34 No.114828581 Report

Quoted By: >>114829294

>>114815718
100% on rotten tomatoes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 14:40:50 No.114828863 Report

Quoted By:

>>114821436
That skeleton pose really does it for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 14:49:40 No.114828983 Report

Quoted By:

>>114827843
Considering that it seems neither Orion or mister miracle made it to earth in this universe or that the original furies, Orion's destiny,or the new genesis war, the importance of the moebius chair, are not even mentioned. I'm guessing that they just don't exist in this simplified universe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 14:53:16 No.114829036 Report

Quoted By:

>>114828417
>meanwhile the comics has an entire grimdark fuckfest last month wit hthe cherry on top being Barry having his legs sawed bytrickster
Where can I read this and what else happened?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 15:02:12 No.114829158 Report

Quoted By: >>114829229 >>114829313 >>114829349

>remember how we loved as kids to sneak a floppy disk with Mortal Kombat 1 on our school to play the sickest crazy game we ever seen
>NOOOOO THINK OF THE CHILDREN! YOU CANT PUT CHILDISH GORE GRIMD DARK ON YOUR MOVIES! YOU WILL NEVER WIN AN OSCAR WITH THESE ANIMATED MOVIES FOR CHILDREN! NOOOOO

Uh? This is a movie for kids (all these animated movies are for kids with blood or without it). Its fine to have childish gore. None of these capeshit crap is a serious movie and they dont pretend to be. DC just gives the kids what they want since ancient times.

>But muh age rating
No one gives a fuck. In fact +17 is just a plus for kids to want to feel more adult.

I think the point everyone is missing is that these movies are essentially for kids. Its fine for them to have childish gore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 15:07:05 No.114829229 Report

Quoted By: >>114829436

>>114829158
You're a retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 15:08:33 No.114829257 Report

Quoted By:

>>114819476
>>114819502
You now remember Rogol Zaar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 15:08:43 No.114829260 Report

Quoted By:

>>114815653
i hope this means that this is the end of the shitty DCAMU
maybe they can start from scratch with actual planning next time

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 15:09:08 No.114829268 Report

Quoted By:

...I kinda like it. It seems like it doesn't take itself seriously and everything just seems so...cheesily bad. The voice acting is half-hearted, the plot borders on nonsensical some of the stuff that happens just seems like they did it just for shits and giggles. Like Trigon Superman? It's so ridiculous it becomes entertaining. None of the gore lingers long enough to come off as gratuitous and the only thing that really irked me was Damien x Raven, and just Damien in general, and I actually like comics Damien. In these movies though he's a perpetual shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 15:10:39 No.114829294 Report

Quoted By:

>>114828581
I sort of want to read the reviews, but I know that I’m going to see the words “dark” (not in reference to the title) and “mature” enough to make me feed my keyboard to the monitor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 15:11:39 No.114829313 Report

Quoted By: >>114829436

>>114829158
Summer starts early it seems

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 15:12:33 No.114829333 Report

Quoted By:

>>114821574
The true crime was not getting more of Donna.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 15:13:21 No.114829349 Report

Quoted By: >>114829436

>>114829158
>Mera getting her face pulled apart ala hellraiser, the dooms's fingers visibly boring into and pulling her flesh as she screams in agony
>"childish" violence
It's torture porn. I should know, I get off to ryona. It doesn't belong in a JL movie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 15:18:45 No.114829436 Report

Quoted By: >>114829477 >>114829592 >>114829645

>>114829229
>>114829313
>>114829349
>but muh serious multilayered epic modern mythology superheroes
>this were supposed to be the chapel sistine of our times! said Moviebob

No, just kiddy shit that should appeal to a 10 yo edgelord. And plays that role perfectly. Maybe, just maybe, you should just grab your shit and move on with your life instead of pretending capeshit to be something thats not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 15:21:08 No.114829477 Report

Quoted By: >>114829503

>>114829436
So yes you're retarded and you have nothing to say.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 15:23:07 No.114829503 Report

Quoted By:

>>114829477
Just stop talking to him and he'll declare victory and leave

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 15:24:53 No.114829524 Report

Quoted By:

>>114822281
Do you actually believe young justice is being bought by a younger generation? Most zoomers have an extremely surface level interest in heroes that fizzles out past the recognizable ones. YJ is almost certainly being consumed by the same people who gave a crap about old legacy storylines and characters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 15:25:37 No.114829592 Report

Quoted By:

>>114829436
Who are you quoting

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 15:28:08 No.114829645 Report

Quoted By:

>>114829436
you are actually retarded

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 15:28:59 No.114829655 Report

Quoted By:

Wait, so are robins getting laid the reason for universal resets in DC?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 15:35:17 No.114829741 Report

Quoted By: >>114829788

>>114816033
No, it was cyborg's. It's fucking Darkseid, he was going to attack one way or another, making a preemptive strike was a good idea. Too bad Nobody had enough brain cells to think the guy made of Apokalips tech might be compromised

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 15:37:23 No.114829781 Report

Quoted By:

>>114827650
What can we say some of the songs are catchy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 15:37:33 No.114829788 Report

Quoted By:

>>114829741
Again: Darkseid had no way to attack earth. Cyborg had control of the Boom Tubes. If Darkseid spent the massive amount of time it would take to just fly to Earth then Cyborg could just boom them back to Apokolips like he did in War.

Superman killed the universe with his retarded unnecessary plan. What they should have done was nothing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 15:38:58 No.114829810 Report

Quoted By: >>114830514 >>114840010

>>114815578

Does anyone actually think this edgy, dark shit is a good idea, or what fans want? I dunno maybe this IS what fans want?

Sometimes I feel like everyone whould stop consuming media, period, and let it all fail so someone has to start from scratch instead of just endlessly and increasingly mutilating the characters and concepts over and over.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 15:40:35 No.114829832 Report

Quoted By: >>114829848

>>114816214
Isn't he still alive? He can't die as long as the Green is still around right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 15:41:26 No.114829843 Report

Quoted By: >>114829949

>>114828563
After flashpoint they really dumbed him down in the New 52 into a just barely functional retard.
If anything this was closer to his old self where he was having fun and talking shit everytime he got into mayhem

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 15:41:41 No.114829848 Report

Quoted By:

>>114829832
The Earth is falling apart so even if he lives it would probably be a shitty time to be around

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 15:42:18 No.114829858 Report

Quoted By: >>114829879 >>114829901 >>114829907 >>114829983

>>114815188
question.

How stupid are the writters to forget Dick was in Damian's hideout and not in the Titans tower?....

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 15:43:54 No.114829879 Report

Quoted By: >>114829908

>>114829858
They probably got him back out sometime between Apokolips exploding and the final scene.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 15:44:00 No.114829881 Report

Quoted By: >>114829892

I didn't like how apathetic Swampy was to everything. Isn't his whole shtick that he's the one part of the green that actually gives a shit about mankind?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 15:44:33 No.114829892 Report

Quoted By: >>114829933

>>114829881
this one never learned to care

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 15:45:06 No.114829901 Report

Quoted By:

>>114829858
Sush child this entire movie plays fast and loose with it's own story and the storyline of the entire series.
It's best just to not think about it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 15:45:35 No.114829907 Report

Quoted By:

>>114829858
If you're gonna look for plotholes we'll hit bump limit before you're done

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 15:45:38 No.114829908 Report

Quoted By: >>114829964

>>114829879
no, they didn't

They left him in Damian's hideout and just arrived to Titan's tower thanks to cyborg's boomhole

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 15:46:58 No.114829933 Report

Quoted By:

>>114829892
This one isn't Alec?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 15:48:00 No.114829949 Report

Quoted By: >>114844352

>>114829843
>talking shit everytime
I wouldn't call repeating the phrase "King Shark is a shark" over and over "talking shit." It's literally the same shit as "I am Groot."

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 15:49:00 No.114829964 Report

Quoted By:

>>114829908
Anon, they teleport out, Apokolips gets sucked into the Boom Tube, then it fades back at Titan Tower where they're already there. They aren't shown explicitly warping in.
You made me boot the movie up to make sure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 15:50:08 No.114829983 Report

Quoted By: >>114830009 >>114830130

>>114829858

Also Starfire died defending Titans Tower yet is a cyborg on Apokolips after the timeskip.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 15:51:37 No.114830009 Report

Quoted By: >>114830089

>>114829983
They couldn't scoop up her remains because...?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 15:56:15 No.114830089 Report

Quoted By:

>>114830009

They'd get body fluids all over them

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 15:57:20 No.114830109 Report

Quoted By: >>114830208 >>114830391 >>114838643

>bringing Aquaman to Apokolips

Why would anyone with a functioning brain do this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 15:58:18 No.114830130 Report

Quoted By: >>114830482

>>114829983
How were Damien and Batgirl holding off ParaDooms without kryptonite weaponry
How did Hawkman's harness become real wings with bones
How did Cheetah die to basic small arms fire
How did Shiva just get shot
Why is Raven magic-emaciated
Why did Batman think sending away Constantine was any kind of backup plan
Why didn't he tell Constantine about the backup plan
Why did Darkseid wait two years to start stealing earth's magma
What happened to all the paradooms Lois and crew stranded on Earth
Why did Trigon just decide to get trapped again
Why can't Trigon just magic his way out of the boom dimension
If booming to no location is possible why didn't Cyborg just do that in the first place
Why was lava enough to destroy the power battery on Oa
Why did the Omega beams cook Damian instead of cutting him in half like Aquaman
How did Lois Lane beat Harley Quinn in a fistfight
The list is endless

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 15:58:33 No.114830134 Report

Quoted By:

>>114816606
Really hope the next gen fixes that. They don't relegate shit the batfam did to a cheap ship that won't last and has no history. Include that scene where Damian leaves the titans and tells dick "I don't need friends I already have the one"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 16:00:27 No.114830177 Report

Quoted By: >>114830922 >>114835873

>>114816608
He absolutely has a love interest. Abandoned his fucken team for him. Went against the whole team for him. Is one of the few things you can threaten him with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 16:02:20 No.114830208 Report

Quoted By:

>>114830109
They brought Lex. There was clearly no logic to who they brought

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 16:06:50 No.114830298 Report

Quoted By: >>114830347 >>114830428

Raven dies?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 16:08:56 No.114830347 Report

Quoted By:

>>114830298
Not until Flash drowns the timeline in his speed force bathtub

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 16:10:33 No.114830391 Report

Quoted By:

>>114830109
Gonna raily the fire whales

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 16:12:05 No.114830425 Report

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The animation was stilted, the VAs gave the full performance of people who were going to be out of a job soon and have all their previous work erased but damn if this ending wasn't perfect for the quasi-N52 world they built.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 16:12:09 No.114830428 Report

Quoted By:

>>114830298
No. She does almost kill herself at one point, but Supes stops her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 16:14:41 No.114830482 Report

Quoted By: >>114830517

>>114830130
Dont forget
>John and Guy staying on Oa while Earth went to shit
>the Guardians being a serious threat to Darkseid until Batman prepped him a strategy to crush Oa in a day
>John's bones being able to withstand molten magma better than the central battery on Oa

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 16:16:31 No.114830514 Report

Quoted By:

>>114829810
>Does anyone actually think this edgy, dark shit is a good idea, or what fans want? I dunno maybe this IS what fans want?
Unfortunately half of DC fanbase consists of either edgy teens or edgy manchildren thinking thinking this was a masterpiece

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 16:16:33 No.114830517 Report

Quoted By:

>>114830482
clearly his bones absorbed the willpower before the battery went boom

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 16:24:42 No.114830658 Report

Quoted By: >>114830715

>>114816214
Both Shazam and Swampy had laughable stock explosion gifs during their deaths

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 16:28:35 No.114830715 Report

Quoted By:

>>114830658
Lois had the most basic stock explosion possible

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 16:38:12 No.114830876 Report

Quoted By:

>>114827683
Ouch

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 16:41:31 No.114830922 Report

Quoted By: >>114834635 >>114834700

>>114830177
That's called a best friend you homo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 16:43:36 No.114830962 Report

Quoted By:

>>114816214
Shazam did die like a little bitch tho, Earth's Mightiest Mortal he sure as hell wasn't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 16:44:38 No.114830976 Report

Quoted By: >>114831120

>>114819655
>Franklin is now a dumb, jock, brunette.
He's an angsty teen who dyes his hair black. That's literally it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 16:52:34 No.114831120 Report

Quoted By: >>114844071

>>114830976
>He's an angsty teen who dyes his hair black.
No one asked for that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 16:57:11 No.114831215 Report

Quoted By:

>>114816611
Dude is happy to cite every source but
>Story and plot details are scarce right now, but Marvel Studios has begun early development on Ultimatum.

So we all know he's pulling this shit from his ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 17:04:59 No.114831352 Report

Quoted By: >>114836340

>>114816611
>The next big MCU film project is Ultimatum btw;
And tell me what would be stopping them from doing what they did with Civil War?
In that they take the basic premise and cut away all the dumb shit people hated?
I mean explain to me why after we get a Civil War movie where they didn't have Tony create an evil Thor clone and throw people into the Negative Zone suddenly every other thing they do will be 100% faithful?
Or are you people so retarded you need to find something to whine about?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 18:19:48 No.114832669 Report

Quoted By:

>>114815653
lol

BCS !zYWrhqMVos

BCS !zYWrhqMVos Fri 08 May 2020 18:42:05 No.114833067 Report

Quoted By: >>114833130

>>114815188

What movie is this? Spoonfeed me, I do NOT remember this one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 18:44:33 No.114833130 Report

Quoted By: >>114833250

>>114833067
It's the latest one.
There've been threads for the past couple days.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 18:46:06 No.114833164 Report

Quoted By:

>>114815188
Robot Starfire >>>>>>>>>>>Crackwhore Loli Raven

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 18:49:53 No.114833246 Report

Quoted By:

>>114815239
DC's animation department was spread way too fucking thin with all these direct to video movies. The quality has crashed through the floor and into the basement and they're all incredibly samey.

BCS !zYWrhqMVos

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BCS !zYWrhqMVos Fri 08 May 2020 18:50:04 No.114833250 Report

Quoted By: >>114833296 >>114833306 >>114833307 >>114841759

>>114833130

oh my god I hate Google so fucking much

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 18:52:02 No.114833296 Report

Quoted By:

>>114833250
Maybe search Justice League then

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 18:52:34 No.114833306 Report

Quoted By:

>>114833250
This isn't a Teen Titans movie moron

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 18:52:37 No.114833307 Report

Quoted By:

>>114833250
Here's a hint: It's a Justice League Dark movie (titlewise anyway).

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 19:17:36 No.114833776 Report

Quoted By: >>114833859

I got the feeling the "I am King Shark" joke might reference the abridged Suicide Squad movie, am I the only one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 19:20:39 No.114833859 Report

Quoted By: >>114834202

>>114833776
I'm pretty sure he said it in the comics too (probably not repeating it), but yeah, I thought of that too. Especially when he talked plainly right before the building exploded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 19:36:50 No.114834202 Report

Quoted By: >>114834215 >>114834232

>>114833859
At this point I watch the movies only to see how it will be adapted in the Abridged version

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 19:37:34 No.114834215 Report

Quoted By:

>>114834202
That guy is putting in work. Only abridged universe I can think of.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 19:38:31 No.114834232 Report

Quoted By:

>>114834202
I do not blame you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 19:49:41 No.114834454 Report

Quoted By: >>114834548 >>114840178

The thing I hate most about this movie that none of you fags are even mentioning, is how all the fucking Apokalypse creatures or whatever are literal jobbers.

Fucking Harley Quinn and BANE of all people effortlessly kill them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5hhxr9xkK4

But then because "They need to die!" they just fucking die out of nowhere.
Bane literally rips the spine out of one, but then is somehow knocked over by one.

Meanwhile people who are nearly 1000x stronger then him are STILL getting 1HKO'd.
It's almost like they need to die because the edgy fucking plot demands it and not because they are getting tired/worn out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 19:54:39 No.114834548 Report

Quoted By:

>>114834454
Several people have brought up how inconsistent it is, most particularly that the Bat Family take down a few despite not appearing to use kryptonite weapons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 19:55:21 No.114834560 Report

Quoted By:

>>114827639
Maybe he should do everyone in Gotham a favor and rape Joker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 19:58:03 No.114834602 Report

Quoted By:

>>114816065
This Superman was always a hotheaded idiot, it was funny to me that people thought he would become a more traditional Superman after his death and return.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 19:59:06 No.114834621 Report

Quoted By:

>>114815653
Hawkman's bit looks a little funny

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 19:59:50 No.114834635 Report

Quoted By: >>114834711 >>114835414

>>114830922
He hasn't read multivisity.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 20:03:11 No.114834700 Report

Quoted By:

>>114830922
Partners. They are not friends.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 20:03:29 No.114834711 Report

Quoted By: >>114835253

>>114834635
You mean Multiversity?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 20:31:58 No.114835253 Report

Quoted By: >>114835380 >>114835583

>>114834711
Fucken fat thumbs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 20:38:03 No.114835380 Report

Quoted By:

>>114835253
try going outside :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 20:40:20 No.114835414 Report

Quoted By: >>114835583 >>114836401

>>114834635
That was Chris and Damian and Damian was fucking a Luthor

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 20:45:47 No.114835501 Report

Quoted By:

>>114815578
>Tastes like chicken

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 20:47:16 No.114835530 Report

Quoted By:

>>114815653
I think we also saw Beast Boy dead as a tiger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 20:50:02 No.114835583 Report

Quoted By:

>>114835253
Well, I actually did read Multiversity and thoroughly enjoyed it, also if you're talking about the Earth 16 issue, >>114835414 already went over it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 21:06:30 No.114835873 Report

Quoted By:

>>114830177
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 21:06:58 No.114835882 Report

Quoted By:

>>114827650
even the crossover with the original cartoon was better than this movie

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 21:34:34 No.114836340 Report

Quoted By:

>>114831352
>In that they take the basic premise and cut away all the dumb shit people hated?

Yeah they could do this, that would mean cutting away literally 80% of it though. Maybe, uh, 90%.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 21:38:13 No.114836401 Report

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>>114835414
Yeah and she was pissed to be shoved in a closet with a cape thrown over her.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 21:40:39 No.114836435 Report

Quoted By: >>114836857 >>114837103 >>114845862

What do we think of Constantine/King Shark?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 21:41:37 No.114836458 Report

Quoted By: >>114836570 >>114838067

So all that stuff with, uh, the magma euro guy and the undead muslim, like none of that stuff mattered at all? They are both dead. All those characters are dead and none of that mattered. Most of the cast of those movies died off-screen.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 21:45:35 No.114836532 Report

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>>114815223
I will admit that I liked this version of Raven. But that Damien obsession was bullshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 21:47:19 No.114836570 Report

Quoted By:

>>114836458
Young Justice and the DCAMU are not in the same universe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 22:02:40 No.114836857 Report

Quoted By:

>>114836435
mods mods mods clear up this trash

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 22:15:21 No.114837103 Report

Quoted By: >>114837126

>>114836435
Can he take both at once?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 22:16:31 No.114837126 Report

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>>114837103

He can use magic.

Of course he can.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 22:23:50 No.114837257 Report

Quoted By:

Simplest plans are best.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 22:38:50 No.114837523 Report

Quoted By:

>>114823608
>Raven and Constantine made some magic tricks and pacts for more power
>Batman made some plans
>They put everyone in a ship and use some magic induced coma
>Superman carried the ship to a new planet
>PTSD Superman started to increase his power
>The JL became the leaders of the Earthlings
>Superman now crushes any threath bare handed
Theres your ending.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 23:05:56 No.114838067 Report

Quoted By:

>>114836458
You are confusing DC's animated movies with Young Justice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 23:10:40 No.114838168 Report

Quoted By:

>>114816065
This was by far the most stupid part of the movie, and that's saying something.

Weirdly enough, ending everything with basically DC's equivalent of Ultimatum is weirdly fitting for a New 52-inspired universe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 May 2020 23:35:10 No.114838643 Report

Quoted By:

>>114830109
To hard counter the Deep Six, DUH

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 00:28:02 No.114839722 Report

Quoted By:

Whoa, what are you doing on page 10?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 00:31:01 No.114839778 Report

Quoted By:

>>114815188
All I know is he got the best pussy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 00:41:42 No.114840010 Report

Quoted By:

>>114829810
Isn't this basically DCeased without the Zobies?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 00:50:44 No.114840178 Report

Quoted By:

>>114834454
That is terrible animation particularly on the Paradooms. So jerky and stiff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 00:54:10 No.114840249 Report

Quoted By: >>114840491 >>114841730 >>114841794 >>114841880 >>114842327

>>114816561
Honestly I wouldn’t mind a Billy Batson/Raven pairing because Billy is a saint of a child... and some villain hits Raven and suddenly is facing down a very angry Shazam.

I mean has Billy ever had a ship? Besides the Pedoship with Harley that one time...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 00:55:45 No.114840283 Report

Quoted By:

>>114816649
Star is bi... Raven has had hints of bi...

This just ends with Dick being the luckiest man alive getting mad pussy everyday any day at the drop of a hat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 01:01:33 No.114840398 Report

Quoted By:

>>114817418
Basically Trigon feeds on evil and aggression... this for him is being stuck in a dimension with a free lifetime supply of full porterhouse steaks and all the fixings for eternity... no man demon or otherwise is complaining about that..

Only thing better would be if Raven chucked some strippers in there with him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 01:06:02 No.114840491 Report

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>>114840249
Probably not because authors don't wanna pair up a kid with an adult.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 01:09:24 No.114840555 Report

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>>114815578
lmao I didn't realize Neil Druckmann was involved in this.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 01:59:54 No.114841730 Report

Quoted By: >>114841781 >>114842277

>>114840249
>I mean has Billy ever had a ship?

Yup. She came on pretty strong too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 02:00:49 No.114841743 Report

Quoted By:

>>114815188
Why did Trigon sacrifice himself?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 02:01:50 No.114841759 Report

Quoted By:

>>114833250
Google Search has been shit for almost a decade, anon. Unironically use Bing or DDG.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 02:02:53 No.114841781 Report

Quoted By: >>114842379

>>114841730
Those Injustice threads were fun. Shame that one guy never drew the porn he said he was going to.

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Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 02:03:32 No.114841794 Report

Quoted By: >>114842315

>>114840249
> I mean has Billy ever had a ship? Besides the Pedoship with Harley that one time...
He did, with Stargirl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 02:07:25 No.114841880 Report

Quoted By:

>>114840249
In the actual main universe, only Stargirl as far as I know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 02:25:50 No.114842277 Report

Quoted By:

>>114841730
I said besides Pedo-Quinn

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 02:27:05 No.114842315 Report

Quoted By: >>114842723 >>114844494

>>114841794
Okay that’s actually adorable but recently she has been college age these days... but god that would be a good ship

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 02:27:26 No.114842327 Report

Quoted By: >>114842441

>>114840249
I'm actually surprised Billy's never been paired up with Amethyst, Princess of Gemworld.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 02:29:50 No.114842379 Report

Quoted By:

>>114841781
Wait someone actually planned on that? Like Pedo-Qunn stuff or Injustice in general?

And who were they?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 02:32:40 No.114842441 Report

Quoted By:

>>114842327
That... that’s a good question.
Hell there is a whole bunch of possibilities even if you remove the pedo options... I mean Raven and Donna if a younger setting for them work...

Billy is doomed to virginity.

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Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 02:47:15 No.114842723 Report

Quoted By: >>114843187 >>114843289

>>114842315
>recently she has been college age these days
She has? I don't even remember the last time she appeared.

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Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 02:54:14 No.114842854 Report

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Why everyone always have to rip off Frank Miller?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 03:10:42 No.114843187 Report

Quoted By:

>>114842723
Is that Magog? What is he doing there?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 03:12:04 No.114843220 Report

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>>114815188
I think he coomed a little.

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Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 03:14:51 No.114843289 Report

Quoted By: >>114843494

>>114842723
Shazam is a pedophile. Stargirl is way too young for him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 03:24:58 No.114843494 Report

Quoted By: >>114843560

>>114843289
How are you still alive Jay?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 03:27:51 No.114843560 Report

Quoted By:

>>114843494
Speed Force keeps him relatively young.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 03:30:18 No.114843613 Report

Quoted By: >>114843693 >>114843810

>>114820894
Let's face it, Wondy was getting fucking stretched out by Darkseid for the entire 2 years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 03:34:14 No.114843693 Report

Quoted By: >>114843835 >>114844369

>>114843613
Considering Darkseid's obsession with either Batman or Superman, they are the ones more likely to get raped by Darkseid than Wonder Woman.

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Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 03:41:32 No.114843810 Report

Quoted By: >>114844208 >>114844325

>>114820894
>>114820923
>>114843613
Darkseid needed her to have a dump truck apparently

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 03:43:06 No.114843833 Report

Quoted By:

>>114818789
I'm going to believe she brainwashed them with anti-life them and really hope they follow up on it and reveal it to be the case soon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 03:43:21 No.114843835 Report

Quoted By: >>114843958

>>114843693
>Darkseid made Wonder Cyborg fuck Superman and sent the sex tape back to Lois on Earth

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 03:51:25 No.114843958 Report

Quoted By: >>114844133

>>114843835
Darkseid installed genitals on the Doomsday Parademons and had them taking turns raping Superman's asshole and riding his penis. Batman before he was enslaved watched in horror.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 03:57:53 No.114844071 Report

Quoted By:

>>114831120
Dan slott is Bendis lite.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 04:02:02 No.114844133 Report

Quoted By:

>>114843958
Truly the most evil of gods

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Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 04:06:53 No.114844208 Report

Quoted By:

>>114843810
Goddammit why am I jerking off to this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 04:14:03 No.114844325 Report

Quoted By:

>>114843810

Do robots shit bolts?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 04:15:32 No.114844352 Report

Quoted By:

>>114829949
>it was an honor fighting with you.
the fact he was doing that purpose was the funniest bit in the movie

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 04:16:44 No.114844369 Report

Quoted By:

>>114843693
>He doesn't know about Darkseid's Wonder Women obsession in Superfriends.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 04:17:33 No.114844383 Report

Quoted By:

>>114815702
I wish I could have avoided the entire movie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 04:25:05 No.114844494 Report

Quoted By:

>>114842315
Well even when they were a thing, she was still older than him by about two years.
Fucking Jay, total buzz kill.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 04:51:21 No.114844921 Report

Quoted By:

>>114815718
you mean in /co/? Because people already say this is the greatest shit ever made

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 04:56:19 No.114844990 Report

Quoted By:

>>114821896
>Constantine really isn't really that powerful. He is just really really good at bullshiting folks
Fixed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 04:58:45 No.114845036 Report

Quoted By:

>I promised Iris I would never travel back in time again
>LOL DUDE look at this shit, you can't possible make it worse
>Oh, I guess you're right

Best part of the movie.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 05:00:55 No.114845066 Report

Quoted By: >>114845089 >>114845954

>>114815188
So she is a cyborg now? So what? Why not just upgrade her parts to look flesh like? The tech exist in the DCU. Raiden is just a brain and a eye ball in a tincan, but he look human.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 05:02:47 No.114845089 Report

Quoted By: >>114845132

>>114845066

She died. She's a top half zombie bottom half/arms robot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 05:05:39 No.114845132 Report

Quoted By:

>>114845089
Then use that broken "the dial goes up to 11" magic and place her soul in a lab grown body. Once again the tech and magic is there.

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Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 05:52:55 No.114845823 Report

Quoted By: >>114845841

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 05:54:08 No.114845841 Report

Quoted By:

>>114845823
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 05:55:27 No.114845862 Report

Quoted By: >>114846037

>>114836435
I'm OKAY with it because Constantine has a history of shitty exs. Though now I'm slightly worried for King Shark's safety since said exs don't tend to get very happy endings.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 06:02:06 No.114845954 Report

Quoted By:

>>114845066

Did you not watch the movie? It’s punishment by Darkseid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 06:07:54 No.114846037 Report

Quoted By: >>114846078

>>114845862

He was killed in the battle, lol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 06:11:40 No.114846078 Report

Quoted By: >>114846479

>>114846037
Meh, deaths can be rebooted easily enough. Being John's ex though might just give you horrible luck across universes

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Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 06:46:27 No.114846479 Report

Quoted By: >>114846555

>>114846078
>eh, deaths can be rebooted easily enough.

... the entire timeline was literally erased from existence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 May 2020 06:54:41 No.114846555 Report

Quoted By:

>>114846479
Yes, that was literally my point

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