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Anonymous Thu 07 May 00:09:51 2020 No.114798023 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>114798247 >>114799147 >>114799296 >>114799628 >>114799659 >>114800391 >>114803764

>the main character of the last cartoon you watched has been replaced by the postal dude

what happens ?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 00:11:28 No.114798044 Report

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>Smiling Friends
Dude kills Desmond before he could kill himself

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 00:13:41 No.114798096 Report

Quoted By: >>114798192

>Star Wars: The Clone Wars
I don't want to think about the Postal Dude with force powers

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 00:14:36 No.114798115 Report

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>South Park
What's the difference?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 00:17:54 No.114798192 Report

Quoted By: >>114798224

>>114798096
he would probably join deathwatch

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 00:20:08 No.114798224 Report

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>>114798192
While chain smoking death sticks

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 00:21:37 No.114798247 Report

Quoted By: >>114798310 >>114798331 >>114799404 >>114799605

>>114798023
>steven universe
Never played postal but maybe he rapes pearl? Im sure getting tittyfucked by amethyst would cool him down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 00:25:10 No.114798310 Report

Quoted By: >>114798454

>>114798247
>Apokolips War
wew it might actually be good this way
>>114798247
he'd probably just raid homeworld and kill everyone

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 00:26:10 No.114798331 Report

Quoted By: >>114799664

>>114798247
>gems at home
>windows breaks
>all the gems spring into action
>its just a dude with sunglasses and a trenchcoat
>"hi there would you like to sign my petition ?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 00:32:12 No.114798454 Report

Quoted By: >>114798490 >>114801876

>>114798310
Dont know much about apokolips war, why is /co/ sperging out about it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 00:33:43 No.114798490 Report

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>>114798454
i meant to tag OP on the first one but oh well, guess i'm just dumb
i feel like it's just shock value for the sake of shock value, and you're supposed to take it seriously, adding the postal dude would make it more tongue in cheek and entertaining

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 01:09:57 No.114799096 Report

Quoted By: >>114799181

i don't watch it, but i want him in steven universe

>hey kid, sign my petition
>look, sign my petition or i'll follow you home and smash your rocks
>fat fuck cries
>SISSY
>unzips dick and pisses all over fat CALARTS fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 01:12:44 No.114799147 Report

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>>114798023
technically not a cartoon but the last thing I watched was Baki so I presume he gets ass fucked by the yasha ape or the first fighter he comes across

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 01:14:16 No.114799175 Report

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>big O
Postal dude gets stepped on by a megadeuce.
>She-ra
I guess he's just He-man? Does he turn his sword into a blicky?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 01:14:41 No.114799181 Report

Quoted By: >>114799430

>>114799096
I think Steven would just bubble him or just ignore him since he is just a guy he can't do much against gems

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 01:19:43 No.114799296 Report

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>>114798023
>last watched Archer
Nothing...changes? I dunno, he kills Cyril?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 01:20:45 No.114799312 Report

Quoted By: >>114800160

>Daria
School shootings: a very special episode

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 01:25:04 No.114799404 Report

Quoted By: >>114799444

>>114798247
>Calls Amethyst some variation of "fatass"
>makes a comment about Garnet being an eternal lesbian fuckfest, followed by a subtle "nice"
>Divorces his wife and marries pearl, with or without her consent
>shatters every gem that gets in the way of mundane errands and smokes them in his "health pipe"

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 01:26:30 No.114799429 Report

Quoted By: >>114799727

>The Lion King
So he's gonna poach all of the characters and sell them to the Chinese as alternative medicines.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 01:26:32 No.114799430 Report

Quoted By: >>114799480

>>114799181
He literally killed Satan. Postal Dude is at least on par with Doomguy threatwise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 01:27:17 No.114799444 Report

Quoted By: >>114799476

>>114799404
Wouldn't the gems just beat him to death?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 01:28:48 No.114799476 Report

Quoted By: >>114799527

>>114799444
The man can take rocket launchers to the jaw and it's canon that he can respawn. Expect Spinel-y results

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 01:28:57 No.114799480 Report

Quoted By: >>114799711

>>114799430
and? Doomguy is impressive and terrifying in his own verse but he faces off against things that still get hurt by shotguns he isn't the end all be all of power

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 01:31:25 No.114799527 Report

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>>114799476
bubble him can't respawn if you can't die or lock him in the temple can't open it without a gem

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 01:33:59 No.114799575 Report

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>>114799527
>Pulls grenade out of ass
>Clutches between teeth
>T-poses
Heh nothin' personnel, rock

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 01:35:39 No.114799605 Report

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>>114798247
>he rapes pearl
He's a dick, but not a monster.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 01:37:49 No.114799628 Report

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>>114798023
It all depends, are we going with the amoral douche bag ultra-violent Dude or the one who only reacts violently if you antagonize him Dude?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 01:39:14 No.114799659 Report

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>>114798023
He wouldn't have screwed up the invasion on Apocalypse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 01:39:29 No.114799664 Report

Quoted By: >>114799733

>>114798331
Now that's a thread idea; How does your favorite /co/ character respond to the petition request?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 01:41:34 No.114799711 Report

Quoted By: >>114799768

>>114799480
rip
and
tear

until fat kids cry, it isn't done

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 01:42:30 No.114799727 Report

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>>114799429
He can finally get one of those elephant foot waste paper baskets he's heard so much about

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 01:42:41 No.114799733 Report

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>>114799664
NO WAY PINKO!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 01:44:21 No.114799768 Report

Quoted By: >>114800314

>>114799711
I think Doomguy would get stomped in the SU verse he is just an angry ass guy with a lot of weapons especially if we're talking about SUF where Steven could easily stop him by himself

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 01:44:32 No.114799773 Report

Quoted By: >>114799807 >>114799841 >>114800020

>Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Really don't fucking know about this one? Piss on Carl? He'd probably get on with the Mooninites

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 01:45:59 No.114799807 Report

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>>114799773
>Piss on Carl
That's a cop-out, he'd piss on every character in everything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 01:48:14 No.114799841 Report

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>>114799773
probably something like that one time that ted nugent appeared but more chaotic

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 01:58:27 No.114800020 Report

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>>114799773
maybe, but its more like, if postal dude is around, chaos WILL happen in the form of ruining his daily list of chores

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 02:06:23 No.114800160 Report

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>>114799312
Hey Postal Dude wouldn't cause a school shooting, he's just be in the school while the shooting was happening.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 02:16:11 No.114800314 Report

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>>114799768
Did you miss the part where he fought his way through hell twice?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 02:19:46 No.114800391 Report

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>>114798023
Postal dude lifts weights with some anime girls

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 03:46:27 No.114801876 Report

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>>114798454
Edgy garbage that tries to be cool but just isn't

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Anonymous Thu 07 May 2020 06:10:22 No.114803764 Report

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>>114798023
>They couldn't get Rick Hunter for 4
I love Jon St. John but it's like if they replaced a character voiced by Gilbert Gottfried with Morgan Freeman.

It's a nice voice but it doesn't remotely fit and it just makes me miss the old voice more. I've honestly would've preferred Postal 3's VA to return because that guy at least had a better understanding of the sort of inflection Postal Dude should have.

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