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Anonymous Wed 29 Apr 04:15:43 2020 No.114617077 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>114617551 >>114618227 >>114618706 >>114619094 >>114620198 >>114620853

How would he fare in the Marvel universe?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Apr 2020 04:43:01 No.114617551 Report

Quoted By: >>114618096

>>114617077
"Grrr THANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Apr 2020 05:18:07 No.114618096 Report

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>>114617551
> loses Mr.Mumbles
> joins the avengers

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Apr 2020 05:26:40 No.114618227 Report

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>>114617077
>Squirrel Girl esc. joke character with more of an anti-hero edge.
>Each issue is him getting revenge on a random hero or villain
>In the process accidentally saves the day of a bigger picture plot going on in the background he couldn't care less about
>His nemesis would be Deadpool who he absolutely loathes
>Be good friends with Doctor Doom as they bond over all the things they hate in the world, and have one team up where they get revenge on Richards
>Ellis will work for SHIELD
>Always ends with Chris going to jail

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Anonymous Wed 29 Apr 2020 05:56:29 No.114618706 Report

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>>114617077
He should team up with other agents of chaos to form his own avengers. Like Gumball Waterson, and Bender.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Apr 2020 06:10:39 No.114618923 Report

Quoted By: >>114618947 >>114618988

Gets revenge on spider-man by replacing webs with whipped cream

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Anonymous Wed 29 Apr 2020 06:11:55 No.114618947 Report

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>>114618923
I think it's more likely for him to replace it with nerve gas

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Apr 2020 06:14:40 No.114618988 Report

Quoted By: >>114619030

>>114618923
Chris interns for Dr Banner but eats all the food in the break room unleashing the hulk who wrecks Dans car

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Apr 2020 06:16:28 No.114619013 Report

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Magneto "foolish human, as if you could stop mutants from ruling..."
Dan "I don't care about that, you erased my favorite vhs tape!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Apr 2020 06:17:09 No.114619030 Report

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>>114618988
>Dan injects himself with gamma rays to try to outhulk Hulk
>Goes Worldbreaker In like 5 minutes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Apr 2020 06:22:17 No.114619094 Report

Quoted By: >>114619720

>>114617077
don't forget the anger management episode, dan is canonically Batman level and could end the world in 20 minutes
Which is extremely impressive since he has nowhere near the amount of resources

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Apr 2020 07:05:54 No.114619720 Report

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>>114619094
With his level of rage and anger, he'd make a good Red Lantern.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Apr 2020 07:33:11 No.114620061 Report

Quoted By: >>114620656 >>114621782

Hydras dragging chris.
Chris: what do you want with me?
Goon: or leader wants to have a word with you.
The chair spins around and it's clearly dan in an oversized hydra costume.
Dan: hello chris, still think I don't have any ambition?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Apr 2020 07:45:16 No.114620198 Report

Quoted By: >>114620537

>>114617077
Not well since he is too based for sjw crybaby NuMarvel he will probably trigger Snowflake and Safe Space would probably give him AIDS for being a "bigot." YOU CAN'T HATE CANADA WHAAAAAA WHAAAAAA C E N S O R HIM (This is when Safe Space touches him giving him AIDS)

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Anonymous Wed 29 Apr 2020 08:23:54 No.114620537 Report

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>>114620198
E tu, Gookanon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Apr 2020 08:37:50 No.114620656 Report

Quoted By: >>114621782 >>114622728

>>114620061
Chris: I just said you should find a job, not become hydra supreme!
Dan: eh, they've got great health care but a bad life insurance policy. Did you know they have a clause called death by wolverine?

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Anonymous Wed 29 Apr 2020 09:04:11 No.114620853 Report

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>>114617077
He'd declare war on mutants because a fight the X-Men were having interrupted a t.v. show he likes.

And then he'd do some grand plan that gets him branded as a mutant-hater, learn their real identities, and it would all culminate in him breaking into Xavier's school to smash their t.v.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Apr 2020 11:00:05 No.114621607 Report

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Thor: silly mortal, only those worthy may pick up my hammer.
Dan: oh, yeah. Well let's see what a few sticks of dinamite say.
Loki: yes mortal do it!
Dan: you shut up!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Apr 2020 11:27:45 No.114621782 Report

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>>114620061
>>114620656
This reads very much like actual in show dialogue. Gj

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Apr 2020 13:41:52 No.114622728 Report

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>>114620656
Goon2: sir, I don't know how they found our secret base sir but shield is attacking!
25 minutes ago....
Dan: yes i'd like to order your lactose free suprime pizza. My address, it's that new secret hydra base on 123 broadway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Apr 2020 14:22:27 No.114623196 Report

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>Punisher: "I'll say it only once: turn back now. There's no need to get involved with Kingpin and his men any further."
>Dan: "NO NEED?! This butterball and his Sopranos posse burned down the only dairy-free bakery in town! THIS! IS! PERSONAL!"

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