>>114316348>Um, excuse me, Eddy, but I don't think this cryptocurrency scam of yours is going to work! Don't you realize that the cost of the electricity we need to power our Bitcoin miners will be more than the number of coins we mine at the current exchange rate? We'll be operating at a net loss!>Nonsense, Double D! We'll just wait for the next bull market and sell at the peak! It's a one hundred percent foolproof scam! And besides, once you overclock all the miners, we'll be swimming in jawbreakers!One mishap later...
>THE MINERS! THE POWER! They're both destroyed!>DAMN IT, DUNDERHEAD! There were no bears! Now look what you've done!>I saved my friends from the big scary bear! Oh, I am so glad you two are safe!>Eddy, look! The computer is safe!>IT IS!? Oh boy oh boy oh boy, open up the wallet! We've gotta be RICH! RICH, I tells ya!>Our wallet! We own over five thousand Bitcoins!>YES! YES! WE'RE RICH!>...but the value of the Bitcoin has just crashed.>Who cares? We'll still have a few thousand dollars in the bank! Convert 'em to dollars and let's go downtown!>E-Eddy...it's crashed completely...Bitcoin is virtually worthless now. If we were to exchange for cash, we'd only had three cents.>Three...THREE CENTS? YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! NO POWER, NO BITCOINS, AND NO MONEY? HOW ON EARTH COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED!?Meanwhile, five miles below France, two ghastly brothers begin to target Litecoin.
