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Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 22:59:07 2020 No.114013055 View Reply Original Report

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I AM MAD!!! THAT BIOATCH!! THAT BITCH!!! SERIOUSLY, UNG, UNG. I AM THIS FAR OF LOSING IT.

I showed this to my cousin I didn't know it had sex in it in the last episodes, the whole family gathered around and then the fucking starts what the shit!!! what!!! the shit!!! My mom freaked out with me, literally freaked out and my dad just looked at me and gave weird looks about picking this stuff for my cousin!!!

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Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2020 23:04:10 No.114013151 Report

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>>114013055
YIKES

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Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2020 23:08:21 No.114013230 Report

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>>114013055
You have the geh now.

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Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2020 23:08:42 No.114013237 Report

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>>114013055
*Sips tea*

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2020 23:09:50 No.114013259 Report

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>>114013055
It's rated MA, which is the highest possible rating for adults only

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2020 23:10:26 No.114013268 Report

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>>114013055
Same thing happened to me. My dad made me shake hands in front of my mother that I wouldn't I wouldn't be at his funeral.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2020 23:10:28 No.114013269 Report

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>>114013237
Well, no matter how much bitching you do, it won't change the fact that religion is the backbone of all evil and sins through our historical record.

Also, you're a child if you trust vampires.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2020 23:12:06 No.114013293 Report

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>>114013268
Same here, caught my nephew watching it. Thankfully I protected him from the last season. So he won't watch it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2020 23:12:18 No.114013302 Report

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>>114013055
So your senpai was okay with the grizzly murders, literal shit piles in a church, and foul language - but boobs are too much?

Go out and get some corona.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2020 23:13:42 No.114013323 Report

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>>114013302
We are Evangelic, We don't believe in the catholic church.

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Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2020 23:16:24 No.114013377 Report

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>>114013323
>We don't believe in the catholic church.

You're from the USA I bet.

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Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2020 23:22:53 No.114013509 Report

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>>114013055
Warren Ellis strikes again!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2020 23:24:54 No.114013553 Report

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Personally, I don't think where is the wrong in here. In term of religious behavior everything is well done.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2020 23:27:20 No.114013613 Report

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>>114013055
Watch something more socially acceptable like the tiger king

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2020 23:28:35 No.114013642 Report

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I got mad over her.
She's what every woman thinks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2020 23:29:37 No.114013670 Report

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>>114013642
And aspires to be.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2020 23:30:14 No.114013684 Report

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>>114013323
>We don't believe in the catholic church.
The catholic church is just a story made up by Lutherans to keep their children in line.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2020 23:32:06 No.114013713 Report

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>>114013642
GIWIEH

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2020 23:33:21 No.114013740 Report

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>>114013684
I'm catholic. And I don't around killing kids or performing sacrifices through fire with...kindling....and perform horrible tortures upon the flesh.
Point is, we don't do that at open windows anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2020 23:34:25 No.114013759 Report

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>>114013642
If you change her hair to blonde she has EXACTLY the same face as Alucard.

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Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2020 23:36:45 No.114013819 Report

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>>114013055
lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2020 23:38:05 No.114013848 Report

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>>114013819
No one expected that finale. In his defense,.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2020 23:39:04 No.114013865 Report

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>>114013323
But it exists. Do you just pretend there's nothing there when you pass their churches?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2020 23:40:53 No.114013909 Report

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>>114013865
He means like it's a den of evil and not the true word of god.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2020 23:49:27 No.114014062 Report

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At some point in the series, we see a map or Europe and they can't seem past Austria so they are going for a corridor by annexing "Poland"
Man, even in fiction, Poland gets fucked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2020 23:50:23 No.114014079 Report

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>>114013759
the plot thickens

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2020 23:50:45 No.114014089 Report

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>>114013909
Catholicism is the one true faith.
Without joking. It is the closest to God's will than any other religion and its concepts of hell and demonology including rituals are unmatched.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2020 23:51:46 No.114014113 Report

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>>114013759

Wut? No!! Let me just pic...tu..Oh my Gud!!

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Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2020 23:54:42 No.114014158 Report

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>>114013759
Now I can't unsee it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2020 23:56:26 No.114014190 Report

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>>114014089
>Catholicism is the one true faith.

Oh So Judaism, Islam, Budhism and Shintoism are just there for flower it.

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Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2020 23:59:43 No.114014239 Report

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>>114014190
>Judaism, Islam, Budhism and Shintoism are just there for flower it.

There is only one truth. Scientific knowledge.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 00:03:51 No.114014327 Report

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>>114014239
Until Science brings people from the dead. None gives a shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 00:13:33 No.114014536 Report

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>>114013759
hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 00:16:43 No.114014609 Report

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>>114014536
Wut?!
No, it's wrong!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 00:39:32 No.114015065 Report

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Would you trust a vampire?

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Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 00:45:49 No.114015197 Report

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>>114015065
No, nope. I'd get away from one.
This show gives really bad rep to vampires.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 00:49:34 No.114015259 Report

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>>114014327
Like if they go into cardiac arrest?

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Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 00:50:54 No.114015285 Report

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>>114014327
>Until Science brings people from the dead. None gives a shit.

Except they do bring people back from the dead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 00:52:04 No.114015309 Report

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>>114015065
How could Hector be so gullible. God dammit!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 00:56:29 No.114015392 Report

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>>114013055
DIIIICKS! BIG FAT DIIIICKS! BLAH!
I NEED THE HOT WARM BLOOD INSIDE MEEEEE!
I WANT DICKS! I NEED TO BITE DICKS!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 00:57:52 No.114015428 Report

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>>114013055
When i have to babysit my sister's kids i watch eromanga sensei with them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 00:58:36 No.114015444 Report

Quoted By: >>114015471

Are vampires really that gay? Question that needs a serious answer.
I mean, Carmilla is gay,

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 01:00:44 No.114015471 Report

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>>114015444
carmilla also said she could hear her cohorts conversation over "3 sleeping boys"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 01:01:29 No.114015485 Report

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>>114015065
Never, but that wouldn't stop me from selling out humanity for praise and affection.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 01:03:59 No.114015527 Report

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>>114013055
lol, your not serious. It clearly is labeled TV-MA. Either your an idiot or just a troll

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 01:06:04 No.114015561 Report

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>>114015471
....
I do not wanna know. No, really. I do not wanna know why are there 3 sleeping boys in there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 01:06:47 No.114015570 Report

Quoted By: >>114015616

Would you rather be Lenore's pet or a twink in Carmilla's harem?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 01:09:05 No.114015612 Report

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>>114013302
What are the Crusaders to you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 01:09:22 No.114015616 Report

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>>114015570
I don't think Carmilla is into twink's
Most of her past is that she had an abusive male master that she killed. Other than that she is openly misandric.

So, far, we have no seen if she has a special someone in her undead life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 01:15:54 No.114015738 Report

Quoted By: >>114015791

Carmilla is into children. Not sexually, just her blood preference. Female virgins are her favourite.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 01:18:56 No.114015791 Report

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>>114015738
That would explain her female army. Young girls fetched from their parents and trained in the castle while bled would make for an extremely well maintained source of protection and feeding.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 01:19:36 No.114015804 Report

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>>114013759
His face and nose are longer and more narrow. His eyes are sharper and smaller. He gets it from his mother.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 01:21:31 No.114015839 Report

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>>114013269
religion is the thing where morality matters, if there is no objective creator to establish moral right and wrong, then being good or sinning doesn't matter, religion is essential to proper morality

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 01:23:40 No.114015878 Report

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>>114014190
yea, fuck them, they wrong, jews were right but then became wrong by killing jesus

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 01:24:37 No.114015905 Report

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>>114015839
>actions in this life only matter because they determine if your next life is good or bad
>the religious really are this stupid

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 01:24:42 No.114015906 Report

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>>114015259
ain't dead if it starts back up again

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 01:25:33 No.114015919 Report

Quoted By: >>114015980

It's established that all people go to hell in castlevania.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 01:27:38 No.114015959 Report

Quoted By: >>114015999

>>114015905
nah, i'm talking about objective morality, humans are fallible creatures, so a human cannot create an objective moral center, but a perfect being can, so a perfect creator is necessary for any morality to be objective

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 01:28:40 No.114015980 Report

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>>114015919
no it isn't

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 01:29:52 No.114015999 Report

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>>114015959
>but a perfect being can
>so a perfect creator is necessary

Since a perfect creator does not exist, we make one up. To unsure MY morality upon the others. THrough the use of the word, written word and then, by mental coercion and violence.

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Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 01:32:10 No.114016059 Report

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>>114014239
>There is only one truth. Scientific knowledge.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 01:33:45 No.114016092 Report

Quoted By: >>114016155

>>114016059
Oh my, such butthurt. Can't handle the truth? Or that is also subjective when it best suits your evil kin?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 01:37:09 No.114016155 Report

Quoted By: >>114016218 >>114016275

>>114016092
science was really true when it was the sun moving around the earth, or lions only mating with leopards, or cholera being transferred through the air, or light being stationary instead of in motion, or about how it was impossible to break the sound barrier, or how man could never achieve powered flight, science is a liar bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 01:37:50 No.114016170 Report

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Christianvania

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 01:39:46 No.114016218 Report

Quoted By: >>114016279

>>114016155
>religion was really true when it was the sun moving around the earth, or lions only mating with leopards, or cholera being transferred through the air, or light being stationary instead of in motion, or about how it was impossible to break the sound barrier, or how man could never achieve powered flight, religion is a liar bitch

Fixed that.

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Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 01:40:55 No.114016241 Report

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>>114015999
ok loser

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 01:42:10 No.114016275 Report

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>>114016155
Science is about expanding and correcting our knowledge as our ability to do so grows. Can you say the same of religion?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 01:42:20 No.114016279 Report

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>>114016218
those were all things that scientists thought at one point in time, fuckboy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 01:44:17 No.114016318 Report

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>>114016241
See what I'm saying? the wicked fanatic, unable to revoque my truthful statement, resorts to insults.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 01:44:26 No.114016319 Report

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>>114016275
you fucking said science was truth, when all science is not truth, it wasn't the priests or the rabbis who invented nuclear bombs, poison gas, started both world wars, and starved 20 million people in the Ukraine, or experimented on children in concentration camps

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 01:46:27 No.114016352 Report

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>>114016318
what you were saying was bullshit, unworthy of a real answer, and Jesus was real and god, which he proved by rising from the dead, and before you get stupid ideas, Jesus was definitely real, we have more accounts of his life closer to when he was alive than any other historical person in the ancient world

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Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 01:49:25 No.114016414 Report

Quoted By: >>114016875

...Even Vamps in Castlevania have more faith in God than some of you guys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 02:05:18 No.114016732 Report

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Anyone recall that demon who talked about being a philosopher in ancient greece and christianity destroyed everything?
The mosquito monster.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 02:07:47 No.114016787 Report

Quoted By: >>114016822

>>114013055
>the whole family gathered around
You watched Season 1, 2 and most of 3 and you thought "Hey, might as well get the family to gather around!"?! With all the rampant gore, cursing and so on, you're shocked that sex was a part of the show?

WHAT?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 02:09:52 No.114016822 Report

Quoted By: >>114016877

>>114016787
Wut?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 02:12:28 No.114016875 Report

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>>114016414
sauce?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 02:12:29 No.114016877 Report

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>>114016822
Wut, wut?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 02:14:16 No.114016910 Report

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>>114016875
It's a painting, 11 years old at least. That is just a digital pic of it. The original is probably in some eastern slav mansion for a vampire affictionado or sorts.

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Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 02:16:14 No.114016949 Report

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I think the only one winning this season was Lenore. She got a boy toy.

And you WISH you were half as pretty as lenore and had a boy toy like hector.

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Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 02:16:18 No.114016951 Report

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>>114016877
WHAT WHAT WHAT?!!!!

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Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 02:18:21 No.114016994 Report

Quoted By: >>114017024

>4 seasons
>They're still fucking around in Castlvania 3
Why even make it Castlevania if they aren't going to adapt more of the games!?

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Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 02:18:40 No.114017005 Report

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>>114016951

Nothing mama, just fooling the stupid goyims that's all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 02:20:02 No.114017024 Report

Quoted By: >>114017172

>>114016994
Cause it's awesome.
And cause Hector is a cute boy.
And girls like Hector.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 02:20:21 No.114017034 Report

Quoted By: >>114017073

>>114013055
Well... you're a fucking retard. Provided the story is true.

Which it probably isn't, because anyone that fucked up that badly would be more likely to hide their shame than proclaim their idiocy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 02:21:23 No.114017058 Report

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>>114013377
He said he's Evangelic. Yes, they're the United States' problem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 02:22:20 No.114017073 Report

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>>114017034
>Well... you're a fucking retard
Guy mentioned he's evangelic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 02:26:54 No.114017172 Report

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>>114017024
Fuck you, give me Simon already!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 02:28:27 No.114017193 Report

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>>114015065
no, not that it'd matter

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Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 02:30:58 No.114017242 Report

Quoted By: >>114017368

>>114017193
Ahh, I see you are a man of intelligence as well.
If given the situation you were in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 02:37:37 No.114017368 Report

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>>114017242
The most evil of them all. Like the serpent of the garden of Eden. She has tricked man into sin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 03:35:49 No.114018548 Report

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>>114015791
I loved that she took Hector's boots even though her army has women in it and could have gotten shoes that fit her better, her soldiers also wouldn't be hurt by having to walk barefoot cause they're vampires

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Apr 2020 03:48:02 No.114018777 Report

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