>>113895691Imagine being Chazz in this situation. You're at the alter at Notre fucking Dame about to marry your smoking hot French fiance. She's way out of your league, but you hit the god damn jackpot. Has cheekbones that could cut stone and an ass like a $20 mule. Her last name literally means "the mouth" for god's sake. Also she's fucking rich and runs a theme park. You still love your late wife, but you hope she'll forgive the acts of absolute sexual violence that you're going to inflict onto that woman tonight. Now it's the moment of fucking truth. The priest asks if anyone would object to this wedding. And on cue the doors to the cathedral burst open dramatically. You look back to see your two year old son running down the aisle screaming Nigger as loud as he can. It's his first god damn word. You're not even sure where he even heard it in the first place, but he's not showing any signs of stopping. What in the god damn hell is happening? You can barely even process these events. The only coherent thought other than abject confusion that you can muster is that you thank fucking god the Carmichaels couldn't make it to the wedding.
