>>113660144All right you premium faggtrons, listen the fuck up. We can't just go with our dicks on this, we gotta factor in something goddamn important: personality! Upbringing! Attitude! And THEN factor them into looks!
So get your asses sat down and listen. Let's start off with Clark, we'll call her Clara now. Clara Kent. Raised as a farmgirl in west goddamn Kansas, she'd grow up humble from Ma and Pa Kent but still learn she had extraordinary strength, speed, stamina, smarts, beyond any of her peers, male or female. She'd be that homely highschool crush that could literally crush cars with her bare hands. She WOULD, however, have some social pressures making her at the very least aware of things like fashion, appearance, and more. She might be lifting tractors over her head but she'd know how to put on makeup. FAST FUCKING FORWARD. She's in Metropolis, joined the Daily Planet, Clara and Lois become gal pals and rivals trying to go for the big scoops, poor Jimmy probably with a MASSIVE crush on Clara Kent AND, when she starts up her heroics, Superwoman. Now, from both her upbringing and from her time in Metropolis, Clara would know how to "clean up nicely" if she wanted to, but as Superwoman she would try to present an image, a heroic symbol. She would carry herself in a certain way, one that mimics her upbringing and her trying to be a symbol for goddamn Truth, Justice, and the American Way!
What the fuck am I getting at? I'll goddamn tell you! Kal-El as a chick would ultimately have the appeal of a maternal figure, with everything else layered on her. She'd be sweet, she'd be a bit of a ol' country girl, but she would present herself in a caring and motherly fashion to everyone.
