>>113377304>>113377594Eh
Once things get too corny, I zone out.
Everything's corny. Literally everything is written as the corniest shit. Maybe it stems from the fact that 3dpd smut is corny, due the fact that pornographic film agencies look more for the marbling in the meat than tangible acting skills, but that's an explanation, not an excuse. Out of every 100 fapfics or pictures or vids I come across maybe one, ONE will actually have characters talking like actual human fucking beings and not regurgitating some contrived, nonsensical, harebrained, gutted, rotten tripe that passes as an excuse for dialogue passed down from uninspired content creator to uninspired content creator, one after another, day in and day out with as much hope for an end in sight as a cripple clawing his way through the Sahara to the Nile from the Moroccan border. God fucking forbid there be some intimacy, or some meager, niggling sliver of a hint that the writer or artist or animator had some quark of an iota worth of fucking life experience, nay barely enough to write shit that doesn't look like a high school student's attempt at directly translating a doujinshi with naught but google translate by his side, which only then at least has an excuse for sounding so piss poor, vapid, and unfathomably fucking stupid as the dialogue in the vast overwhelming majority of lewds.
I don't know anymore, man.