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Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 13:19:47 2020 No.113138906 View Reply Original Report

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The one scene that started a million theories.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2020 13:20:59 No.113138912 Report

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>>113138906
>Did she say virgin? How the fuck did she know?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2020 13:54:37 No.113139173 Report

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>>113138912
the volcano spit him out

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2020 13:56:00 No.113139183 Report

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>>113139173
And we know that the volcano could tell the difference between a virgin and a non-virgin because....

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2020 13:57:19 No.113139191 Report

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>>113138906
She was talking about the horoscope

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2020 13:58:20 No.113139203 Report

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>>113139183
...it's funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2020 14:00:08 No.113139219 Report

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>>113139183
Volcanoes usually don't spit people out either without horrible burns. It's clearly magical and wants virgins. He is not.

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Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2020 14:01:24 No.113139232 Report

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>>113138906
There's no theories, its pretty clear that Johnny isn't a virgin despite how often he gets knocked back when picking up chicks.

The odds are in his favor if he's constantly putting himself out there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2020 14:14:18 No.113139321 Report

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>>113139232
>The odds are in his favor if he's constantly putting himself out there.
This, its common tactics made by playboys. Ask 10 random girls in a bar to give you a blow job. 9 will slap your face and call you a creep, but at least one will go for it(if you're somewhat decent looking).
We see in the cartoon all the slaps because it's funny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2020 14:43:52 No.113139579 Report

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>>113139321
All of them will go for it if you have money

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2020 14:46:12 No.113139607 Report

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>>113139579
So you're a salty uggo that is also a poorfag?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2020 15:58:46 No.113140247 Report

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>>113138906
I bet he did that wolf girl or that chick in the Titanic parody

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2020 16:00:27 No.113140266 Report

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>>113139579
not really unless you're richie rich and waving wads of hundreds around

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Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2020 16:13:13 No.113140423 Report

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>>113138906
This is nothing new. I don't have the link right now, but the creator himself said Johnny does get pussy but showing it on screen wouldn't be funny

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Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2020 16:26:03 No.113140532 Report

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>>113138906
Of course Johnny isn't a virgin, he was a happily married elephant with an elephant wife!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2020 16:34:45 No.113140634 Report

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>>113140532
Along with the Deer lady, how many animals have Johnny plowed?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2020 16:41:07 No.113140702 Report

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>>113139579
Well Johnny is certainly not rich, he still lives with his mother and im pretty sure he's unemployed. He's basically a /fit/ NEET

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2020 17:14:15 No.113141106 Report

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>>113140702
Johnny is a gigolo. All his actual dates have been paid jobs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2020 17:22:59 No.113141227 Report

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>>113138906
>Theories
The creator pretty much said Johnny scores a lot, we just see all the times he fucks up because it's funny.

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Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2020 17:56:09 No.113141756 Report

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>>113138906
Did you not see Panty and Stocking?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2020 17:59:12 No.113141809 Report

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>>113138906
in the bolleywood special he gets to have a sex life for the middle act

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2020 19:02:22 No.113142700 Report

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>>113140532
that's a giraffe

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2020 19:03:27 No.113142713 Report

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>>113139232
word of god says that Johnny get's laid, a lot. Show doesn't show when he scores because that's not funny.

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Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2020 19:05:11 No.113142723 Report

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>>113142713
I can believe it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2020 19:06:23 No.113142733 Report

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>>113141227
>>113142713
>word of god
>creator pretty much said
Post the source

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2020 19:10:27 No.113142780 Report

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>>113140634
>>113140532
Johnny seems to have more luck with furries

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2020 19:16:24 No.113142859 Report

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>>113138906
I think he was surprised that she knew he never got laid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2020 19:25:50 No.113142961 Report

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>>113141227
>The creator
Didn't he get fired from CN and had to be a wagecuck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2020 19:31:00 No.113143025 Report

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>>113139579
Depends on how rich and what degree if flaws the rich guy, Remember Elliot Rodgers? There are some things money can't buy for everything else there is MasterCard.

That said, Johnny is definitely fuckable enough for ONS and considering his aggressiveness he definitely succeded offscreen and we only see failures and funny successes because it is a comedy show for kids.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2020 19:34:49 No.113143059 Report

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>>113142713
the episodes where he bangs trailer trash were cut from tv release.

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Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2020 19:34:55 No.113143061 Report

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Everyone, stop being retarded.
The volcano spat him out because angry volcano gods want nubile FEMALE virgins. That's it.

And Partible has apparently said Johnny does score occasionally, we just didn't see it because it wouldn't be funny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2020 19:39:50 No.113143104 Report

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>>113139183
A deer raped him

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2020 19:42:22 No.113143130 Report

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>>113143061
>The volcano spat him out because angry volcano gods want nubile FEMALE virgins. That's it.
nice headcanon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2020 19:54:42 No.113143276 Report

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>>113139219
>Johnny is so obnoxious that not even the gods want him
That’s my theory

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2020 19:55:20 No.113143284 Report

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The creator said that Johnny does score, but outside of camera.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2020 19:58:48 No.113143334 Report

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>>113141756
Why does the East love Johnny?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2020 20:02:48 No.113143375 Report

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>>113143334
Reminds them of their family friend the US marine who was really close with their mother.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2020 20:19:58 No.113143575 Report

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>>113138906
I think these "Put X character in 20 interesting stories" would work much better if the character was also interesting and proactive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2020 20:23:24 No.113143611 Report

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>>113142713
He fucked Velma from Scooby Doo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2020 20:31:10 No.113143696 Report

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>>113143061
>>113143130
It would make sense. This was an island populated exclusively by women after all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2020 20:47:09 No.113143920 Report

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>>113138906
She didn't know suzy took care of that, did she?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2020 21:15:26 No.113144324 Report

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>>113143334
'Bumbling pervert makes a fool of himself' is one of the most popular genres of comedy in the east.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2020 21:22:39 No.113144436 Report

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>>113139183
Because Johnny despite being a sex hound is not a virgin and fucks.

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Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2020 21:23:40 No.113144457 Report

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This thread wreaks of soimen.

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Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2020 21:26:32 No.113144509 Report

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>>113138906
Everyone knows he fucked that deer

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Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2020 21:28:50 No.113144549 Report

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>>113144509
/k/, no!

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Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2020 21:41:50 No.113144802 Report

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The REAL QUESTION Is...
How do you think the volcano from the males island would have reacted

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2020 21:54:12 No.113144989 Report

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>>113139183
It's a fucking cartoon,.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2020 22:05:45 No.113145169 Report

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>>113144802
That's actually a good question.
It would probably reject him for not being a virgin, but I'd say it's reasonable to assume the volcano god of faggot island would want male virgins instead of females.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2020 22:09:27 No.113145223 Report

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>>113144324
Culturally, I wonder why that is. The East has worse history with feminism than the West. Or I guess I should say just America, because Europe embraces lolis and sex-based comedy all the time. At least France.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2020 22:17:20 No.113145344 Report

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>>113145223
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manza
The Boke/Tsukkomi part in particular.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Feb 2020 22:18:23 No.113145360 Report

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>>113145344
Whoops, Manzai. Not Manza
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manzai

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