IT WAS ME ANON, MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, I WAS THE ONE WHO MADE THE SYMBIOTES.
I DID 9/11
I FOUNDED ACE CHEMICALS
I MADE ALL BLACK
I KILLED PETER'S UNCLE
I WAS THE ONE WHO GAVE SURTUR HIS SWORD
I WAS THE NIGERIAN PRINCE WHO KEEPS ON EMAILING YOU
I MASTERMINDED THE HULK'S CREATION
I MADE THE ELF WITH A GUN
I WAS THE BLACK WINTER
I WAS THE CHAOS KING
I WAS THE EMPTY HAND
I MADE GALACTUS HUNGRY
I INVENTED RAISIN OATMEAL COOKIES
I MADE THE INFINITY STONES
I GAVE THE FANTASTIC FOUR THEIR POWERS
I HELPED PALPATINE SURVIVE THE FALL
I WAS THE ONE WHO TOOK JON'S PIPE
I MADE THANOS OBSESSED WITH DEATH
I WAS THE VOID
I DESTROYED KRYPTON
I GAVE STARDUST THE SUPER WIZARD HIS POWERS
I HIRED BENDIS FOR MARVEL
I WROTE THE ANTI LIFE EQUATION
I MADE HITLER LOSE FAITH IN ART
I MADE THE X-GENE
I WAS THE ONE WHO MADE KNOWHERE
IT WAS ME
ALL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE