Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
There lived a certain man in Naboo long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a Sithly glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to jedi hicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the senate like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and powah
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire
Pa Pa Palpatine
Ruler of the Galaxee
There was a sith that really was gone
Pa Pa Palpatine
Space's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled the Empire Grand and never mind the Senate
But the sheevspin he did so exquisite
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the Ani he was no wheeler dealer
Though he'd heard the things he'd done
He believed he was a holy healer
Who would save his wife
Pa Pa Palpatine
Ruler of the Galaxee
There was a sith that really was gone
Pa Pa Palpatine
Space's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
But when his lightning and sheeving
And his hunger for power
Became known to more and more Jedi
The demands to do something
About this outrageous man
Became louder and louder
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
"You must end the war", declared his enemies
But the aides begged, "Don't you try and do it, please"
No doubt this Palpatine had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms
Then one night some Jedi of higher standing
Went to seal his fate
"You're under arrest", they kept threatenin'
And he really spun
Pa Pa Palpatine
Ruler of the Galaxee
They put Ani to spy on him
Pa Pa Palpatine
Ruler of the Galaxee
He told 'im of Plagueis the Wise
Pa Pa Palpatine
Ruler of the Galaxee
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
Pa Pa Palpatine
Ruler of the Galaxee
And so he zapped them till they were dead
Oh, those Sith