The Devil went down to 4chan and lookin' for some memes to steal

He just snorted up some toot and was feelin' loose cause he was tweakin' on the snoot

When he came across some Anons postin' his cute daughter and makin all kinds of smut

He set his keyboard to all caps and said "FAGGOTS LEMME TELL YA WAT!"

I guess you didnt know it but Im a photoshitter too

And if you care to take a dare Ill make a bet with you

Now you make pretty good ships Anons but give the Devil his due

I bet a PC of gold against your soul cause i think im better than you

The boards said "Our names Anon and it might be a sin"

"But Ill take your bet and youre gonna regret cause Im the best theres ever been!"

>anons crack your sips and and squeeze your mouse real hard

>cause hells broke loose in 4chan and the devil deals the cards

>and if you win you get this shiny PC made of gold

>but if you lose the devil gets your sooooul

*insert short badass fiddle solo*

The Devil fired up his PC and said Ill start this show

And fire flew from his fingertips as he set down his ramen bowl

He pulled the mouse across his pad and it made an evil hiss

Then a group of unpaid animators joined in and it sounded somethin' like this

*insert sounds of intense mouse clicking and cocaine sniffing*

When the Devil finished the anons said "Well youre pretty good ol' son!"

"But sit down in that gamin' chair right there and let me show ya how its done!"

/trash/bags uncensoring smut an croppin it till it aint fun!

/co/mrades scratchin away on their tablets till the risin sun!

/aco/lytes copy pastin pr0n from rule34 till the ship was whole!

/pol/acks and /k/ommandos ms paintin like no redditor knows!

*insert sounds of intense sip crackin and fappan*

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