Diamonds

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>the diamonds, Morty. Christ, the diamonds. I created them to propose to your grandmother. A unisex race that never the less leaned towards the feminine. I wanted to -urp- prove to your grandma that the divine feminine could be strong and independent - a whole different situation from the Gazorpians, instead of a sexual divergence, this was to be a group of actually strong and independent women

>And I fucked it all up Morty! Even though they had the capacity and tendency to just, like, reproduce among themselves, they turned into conquerors. T-they thirsted for penis, Morty! Even though the very concept was unnecessary, they needed the cock! Their sexual frustration - which they SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD - overwhelmed them!

>Thank goodness they existed in a universe without humans. I can only imagine the amount of crap they'd dump on a human male, were they to find one.