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Anonymous Thu 02 Jan 03:46:01 2020 No.112299606 View Reply Original Report

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Gentlemen, it appears that we have a....Metalocalypse thread on /co/. Here to speak on this is our resident /co/ expert, Doctor Anonymous.

Doctor Anonymous?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jan 2020 03:47:29 No.112299630 Report

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Thunder.
Horse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jan 2020 03:47:53 No.112299638 Report

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I WANT TO FUCK MURDERFACE

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jan 2020 03:58:16 No.112299828 Report

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>>112299606
>”A standard Dethklok thread typically begins with the repetitive sharing of gifs usually related to bleach drinking or absurd violence. Gradually conversation will devolve until somebody brings up the supposed ‘bad blood’ that Brendan Small has with unknown parties in adult swim. This combined with a severe lack of new Metalocalypse content will ultimately result in someone highjacking the discussion to talk about ... Rick and Morty”

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jan 2020 04:01:07 No.112299869 Report

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>>112299606
>resident expert
>has an easily pronounceable name
Even a garbage can would be too good for you.

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Anonymous Thu 02 Jan 2020 04:07:06 No.112299955 Report

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>>112299828
>Rick and Morty
Dear....GOD.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jan 2020 04:09:57 No.112299996 Report

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>dethklok uses a nuke going off as a sound effect in their new single
>going to play the song live for the first time
>they DEMAND an actual nuke is set off nearby to provide the sound.
uh oh

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jan 2020 04:10:27 No.112300006 Report

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>>112299869
I couldn't think of a ridiculous enough name that was still essentially anonymous. If you have any ideas, I'm all ears.

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Anonymous Thu 02 Jan 2020 04:19:57 No.112300140 Report

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> Rick and Morty are of no concern to us. For it is ultimately Dethklok that garners our attention. So for now we shall monitor this thread. And when the time to post comes, we will be ready...

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Anonymous Thu 02 Jan 2020 04:21:00 No.112300157 Report

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>this thread

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Anonymous Thu 02 Jan 2020 04:30:17 No.112300301 Report

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>>112299955
>Is it such our fate that the tumor eating away at our lifeforce cannot be removed without also killing us? And is Rick and Morty that very tumor? Perhaps.

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Anonymous Thu 02 Jan 2020 04:34:59 No.112300362 Report

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>>112300140
>>112300301
>I am prepared to take military action on Rick and Morty immediately! The time to strike is now!

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Anonymous Thu 02 Jan 2020 04:39:22 No.112300437 Report

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>>112300362
>I said WAIT, General. We must have patience....

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Anonymous Thu 02 Jan 2020 04:42:21 No.112300478 Report

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>Alright look guys we have a lot of work to do on this thread today. It’s been a long time since we’ve had one and right now it feels like there’s only a few people participating, so I really need everyone to buckle down and not get distracted by other adult swim shows. Okay?... Nathan are you listening? Toki?

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Anonymous Thu 02 Jan 2020 04:44:27 No.112300513 Report

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Dethklok? More like Each One Of Them Has A Tiny Cock!

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Anonymous Thu 02 Jan 2020 04:46:16 No.112300546 Report

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OPs is am dildos

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Anonymous Thu 02 Jan 2020 04:50:57 No.112300608 Report

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>>112300478
>Yeah, we're not listening 'cause you're usually boring. Plus we're watching this Sealab 2021 marathon. Man, next year everything's gonna underwater as (guitar squeal). Hey, we should get our own underwater base. Or, like, get a bunch 'cause they blow up all the time.

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Anonymous Thu 02 Jan 2020 04:52:26 No.112300634 Report

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Who here caught the Adult Swim stream of Dethklok playing this year? Anyone on /co/ in the crowd when they played?

A buddy of mine was losing his mind and rapid texting me to get online and rock out. Fucking nailed it.

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Anonymous Thu 02 Jan 2020 04:55:26 No.112300682 Report

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>>112300634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXa1TFhmnQI

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jan 2020 04:57:40 No.112300715 Report

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>>112300513
You think Murderface had a really weird, gnarled cock on account of using it for that bass gimmick?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jan 2020 04:58:43 No.112300727 Report

Quoted By: >>112300763 >>112300779 >>112301166

So would you rather have front row seats to a Metalocalypse concert or backstage pass to a Metalocalypse concert?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jan 2020 04:59:22 No.112300740 Report

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>>112300715
You know how his face caused the death of his parents? His dick killed an entire crowd of fans when his pants fell down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jan 2020 05:01:35 No.112300763 Report

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>>112300727
The former is basically a death sentence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jan 2020 05:02:50 No.112300779 Report

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>>112300727
Backstage for sure. At worst I’ll just be ignored by the band or roughed up by the guards. Front row I’m likely to die.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jan 2020 05:16:50 No.112300973 Report

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>>112300763
The most METAL death sentence possible

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jan 2020 05:30:37 No.112301166 Report

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>>112300727
>Front row at a Dethklok concert
I once had a classmate who got up there by sneaking and shoving his way through the mosh pit. The giant animatronic Mustakrakesh malfunctioned and the boiling water the was supposed to shoot of of his mouth above the stage just shot straight down. He barely survived it, but had 3rd degree burns all over his body.

Long story short, he was the coolest crippled 8th grader in the school that semester

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jan 2020 07:17:31 No.112302323 Report

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What’s everyone’s favorite Dethklok song? I personally like the lighthearted Toki ones the most.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jan 2020 07:30:33 No.112302438 Report

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>>112302323
Comet Song

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jan 2020 07:34:11 No.112302473 Report

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>>112302323
Dethharmonic

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Anonymous Thu 02 Jan 2020 07:38:04 No.112302506 Report

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>>112301166
I'm pleasantly shocked Dethklok's brutality transcends into reality.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jan 2020 07:39:45 No.112302523 Report

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Alexa, play Crush the Industry

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jan 2020 07:40:57 No.112302531 Report

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>>112300006
doctor Ano Knee Moose

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Anonymous Thu 02 Jan 2020 07:40:58 No.112302532 Report

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>>112302323
hell yeah. Toki needed more tunes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jan 2020 07:42:56 No.112302545 Report

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>>112300715
I thought that was more obvious?
Maybe it's because I played bass and used my fingers, but that shit really callouses the shit out of anything digit you use.
It's been years since I've played, and I still couldn't learn braille on my right hand (if I wanted to) because I still lack so much feeling on my pads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jan 2020 07:43:49 No.112302551 Report

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>>112300437
>>112300362

LMAO these two kind of look like Rick and Morty in a way.

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Anonymous Thu 02 Jan 2020 07:48:09 No.112302582 Report

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>>112302323
The Hammer

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Anonymous Thu 02 Jan 2020 08:18:56 No.112302822 Report

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>>112302323
Hatredcopter

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