>>112006808>LanaHe was dating Archer's ex. Lana kept choosing Archer over him as things went on, and she only got together with him the second time because he was safe.
>CherylShe and Archer are friends with benefits at best. They aren't tied to each other, and they don't care if they sleep with other people.
>Barry's fianceeA quick thing.
>Wee Baby SeamusArcher's fault, in all honesty. And Archer pretty much lost Wee Baby Seamus after he gave it a tattoo.