>>111778267Let me try to explain some things that no one here will read or understand.
I'll try to make it as short and simple as possible.
As i said most people here won't read or understand.
Steven universe..
is..
anti..Strait or anti HeteroSexual
(It's also a crap show)
And I'm not saying that's not ok,
and i'm also not saying everyone here who likes the show is a gay faggot.
I mean we already know /co/ is gay
What I'm trying to say
is the characters are
Really, extremely ugly.
Like melt your face off ugly,
like worse then Eldritch horror ugly.
So ugly, even a god of infinite ugliness would not even come close to how horrifyingly ugly steven universe characters are.
I'm not sure you idiots(clods) understand,
let me try to explain some more.
spinel...You know what i'm gonna build up to her, cause taking her down right away won't work
Steven is..
fat, an idiot, immature, basically a retard, with the iq of a little kid.
He's gay
He has mommy issues
And I'm sure i could go on.
I mean he's a fat retard loser who no one likes right?
Pearl
Skinny, stick, no breast, basically a guy, with no hips, no butt,
I mean a literal stick is more attractive...
That's just sad man
Ok, garnet..yeah, I know..
>anyone who insults is racist or whateverBut she's really tall
like not in good way man, screw that
And she's got big fists and lots of muscles..
Ok I know /co/ faggots like tall women with muscles..
But tall + muscles is basically a man,
That's why /co/ fags like her
No men for me, means no garnet, thanks
Amethyst
even fatter and uglier then steven,
just god damn I've seen fat ugly pieces of literal shit and manure that looks better
just imagine hugging a piece of literal poop, and you're already imagining something better then her
Ok spinel,
not only can i go on about how both her personalities are shit
But her body, is basically another guy, with nothing female and pants filled with "her" Big meaty coc..
..I reached letter/character post limit..continue?