>>111769766Squidward early on seemed partly self aware that each episode lasts like 11 minutes or so. And the guy would clearly complain about anything wrong including the time it took for it to get there if it didn't meet his standards, but only mentioned the drink.
If we assume it happened in real time, this shitlord ordered a pizza, THE PIZZA GOT TO HIS HOUSE IN UNDER 10 MINUTES, and he bitched out an innocent delivery boy who's boss we now know didn't completely take down the order. He's the douchebag in this situation.
It's taken me longer to be in a damn pizza parlor and order food to eat on the spot than this delivery took.