I've seen a similar thread/reply chain before. You shouldn't have to force a waifu anon. If you've never been watching a cartoon/playing a game and started feeling fuzy feelings for a girl in it, you are probably on the wrong website. When I was a young teen sometimes while lying in bed listening to music I would fantasize about being a rebel/2cool4u character type in the teen titans and had Raven fall for me, and we would be anti-heros together.
Aka you don't choose your wand, your wand chooses you Harry. And if your not a wizard you shouldn't be here.