Star, you know we never married. I know you're joking but it doesn't seem healthy to keep fixating on me. You need to meet somebody new, it's been ages since we split up. You're still a very handsome woman, I'm sure someone will want you. By the way, Janna wanted me to ask if you could sit for us again next Friday. Great! Oh and don't take this the wrong way; I think it's sweet that you watch Ian sleep but Janna wanted me to tell you it's inappropriate for you to crawl into bed with him. I know you were just tired but you're welcome to just sleep on the couch instead. Thanks Star, you're the best friend a guy could ask for!